Say Something Nice

Ummm.....errr.....well.....um....the colors on her t-shit are pretty? I can't! What in Jack Skellington hell is going on with Vadge?! Is she injecting roids directly into her face now? Even international supermodel Phoebe Price is looking at these pictures thinking, "Damn. Her chicken cutlets are out of control. Bitch needs to rotate those things." And her roid twigs will haunt my daydreams!

I hope Lourdes is leading her mother to the nearest buffet, followed by a 6-month nap in an oxygen chamber. Calgon, take Vadge away!

I've tried to find one good thing to say about these Xtina pictures and I can't. I lose. There's too much information to process.

I can't call those things chichis. Those vein nuts give all good chichis a bad name. I'm also convinced that this bitch just adds ice water to her face and the 10-pounds of make-up magically appears. She's like that fucking Lil' Miss Make-Up doll from the 80s.

Here's tranny clown at LAX in Las Vegas last night.

Does somebody have an address for WWF wrestler Bobbi Ballard? I need to send her my chiropractor bill. This picture of her has my neck working overtime. I glance down to look at her chichis and that's immediately making my neck prop up to look at her face which immediately makes me drop my head to look at her chichis again....it's a horrific yo-yo! Nowhere is safe.

The only nice thing I have to say about Bobbi is that I think I'm in love. I would have proposed marriage if she was wearing Shauna Sand's lucite heels. Oh well, maybe next time.

BONUS! Here's another hot wreck at the same party. It's actor William Romeo showing us what we're missing. Yeah, I think I'll skip that section on the buffet line.

I have not done a "Say Something Nice" in forever and the moment I saw these pictures from 944 Magazine I knew this shit would be perfect. I've already failed, because I can't say anything nice about this skeezer. Ok...ok...I'll try! It's a good thing Parasite was blessed with such enormous feet, because soon not even the biggest of peens will be able to satisfy her loosey coochie. That way she can use her gigantic hooves to get herself off. The ultimate footjob.

Brit Brit shopping for baby clothes: Not possible! This is a mission impossible. She was probably wearing this skank uniform when the cop let her "off" for speeding . More like he got off on her. 

Courtney Love in Hawaii: Um...err...um....well she makes Tara Reid look like a Playboy model AFTER airbrushing and that's a nice thing!

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