Say Something Nice

Brit Brit shopping for baby clothes: Not possible! This is a mission impossible. She was probably wearing this skank uniform when the cop let her "off" for speeding . More like he got off on her. 

Courtney Love in Hawaii: Um...err...um....well she makes Tara Reid look like a Playboy model AFTER airbrushing and that's a nice thing!

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Pete Wentz at a Nylon party on 3/13: FUG and FAT! That's nice considering what I wanted to say.

Kelis in Chicago: Um...hmm...errr....she should take a page from Britney and shave that mess off! Ok that wasn't nice, I lose.

Nic Cage and Eva Mendes at the Ghostrider photocall in Madrid 1/29/07

Nicolas Cage: Um...err....well...um...it's a good thing he bought himself a woman! That's a nice thing. At least he's getting laid for pay.

Chupacabra and Mischa Barton being fug at the Weinstein Company's GG party 1/15/07

Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe: Um...OMG...I can't look! I'm melting! Mercy!

Courtney Love: Um...err...well if she ever wanted to get back into film she could play the Eric Stoltz role in Mask! and she would so win an Oscar. See, that's nice.

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Tara from the back: Um...errr....well add some fruit and she'd make a delicious and nutritious after dinner treat!

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