Tranny Mess

New York's tuck is proper, but it looks like having her nuts frozen to the inside of her butt cheeks has gotten to her. New York and Tailor Made were at the opening of Suzie Wong nightclub in NYC the other night when she flipped out. Witnesses say she was screaming at him and pointing her finger at him reports Page Six. I am praying they don't break up, because I really don't know if I can deal with another "I Love New York." My soul is already on edge from "Celebrity Rehab" and "Rock of Love 2."

Tailor Made just needs to toss her salad for a few hours and she will be straight. Trannies love ass licking. Above is New York at Suzie Wong. Thank Allah for hot pink nail polish, because it's the only thing that's saving my eyes from the rest.

Shanna Moakler also attended the opening and it looks like she got herself a new leather handbag! It looks vintage and sort of worn out, but I'm sure it does the job.

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A sex tape claiming to star New York went around the internet this weekend, but was taken down after New York claimed it wasn't her. She told People that it was a hard thing to go through. She said she couldn't have made it through without the love of Tailor Made.

Bitch said, “I told him what happened and he said, ‘I stand by you.’ He didn’t question me. He helped me relax about it. I was floored. I thought, ‘I have to clear this up.’ It saddened me as a woman and as a black woman. I feel violated because it’s not me. If that were me, I would stand by it. They crossed the line.”

“I’m not going to let this (put) me in a state of being sad or feeling beaten up. I’m gonna be a big girl about it. I’m gonna stay strong. It’s a disgusting thing to have to go through.”

Sweetie, you violated yourself a long ass time ago. New York is right though. She needs to be a big girl about. Tuck that dick in proper and hold your adam's apple up high.

Mediatakeout claims they have a sex tape featuring reality TV's least favorite tranny, New York. I think her mom, Mister Patterson, is reality TV's favorite tranny. The tape isn't long, but features some dude giving it to some tranny from the back. It's blurry as hell, but it's also a bore. The dick keeps slipping out, so it could very well be New York. You know her a-hole is probably droopy as hell. Flapping in the wind and shit.

It wouldn't surprise me, because that's where New York's career is going next. Tranny porn!

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Thanks Kelly

Chyna was at the launch party for that "Dance War" TV show last night when TMZ caught up with her and she said the "Dancing with the Stars" producers were interested in her doing the show next season. That would be brilliant. She would be as graceful as those hot hippos in Fantasia's Dance of the Hours. Who the hell would be her partner anyway? Helga from American Gladiators?

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It's Mr. Wise! During last night's "I Love New York 2" reunion Mr. Wise gave this fake ass monologue on how he didn't beat Tailor Made's ass, because he's honorable or something like that. The host of the reunion, LaLa, commended him, but bitch should've saved her words. Mr. Wise went flying through the air landing right on top of Tailor Made. Supathug! At first I thought it was Midget Mac, because it was like an eagle going after a mouse. Who knew Mr. Wise could get so light?

The reunion also restored my faith in true love. Tailor Made proposed to Tranny York and he-she accepted.

The Vh1 Blog has a great recap including Mister Patterson checking out Wolf's not-so-impressive dick.

New York and her fiance, Tailor Made, are spending their New Year's in Miami and bitch went crazy around the paps last night. New York went into some sort of fit and Tailor Made had to calm her down and put her ass in a cab. She needs to go back to the doctor, because the dosage of female hormones he has her on is truly effing her up.

They also should've been arrested for public indecency. I do not want to see their tongues out of their mouths, let alone on one another. Not right.

TMZ has the video of New York going crazy

Last night was the finale of "I Love Trannies 2" which found Buddha and Tailor Made competing for the love of New York. I'd rather have the love of a doody bubble, but to each his own. Tailor Made's crazy ass proposed to New York during the episode. Is he insane? Two dudes can't get married in this country. New York probably realized that and turned down his proposal. In the end she turned down the "actor" Buddah and chose Tailor Made. She chose him, because she has the bigger dick and likes things that way.

New York has also been seen out and about with Tailor Made in Manhattan "making out" and shit reports Gatecrasher. Nasty! New York can you do me a favor and fax me the places you and Tailor Made will be at, so I don't have to witness your "animal passion."

Now that the finale show is out of the way, we can finally get to the reunion. I can't wait to see Sister Patterson and "Beaver's Ass" go at it again!

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