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And The Tranny Goes To.....

Last night was the finale of "I Love Trannies 2" which found Buddha and Tailor Made competing for the love of New York. I'd rather have the love of a doody bubble, but to each his own. Tailor Made's crazy ass proposed to New York during the episode. Is he insane? Two dudes can't get married in this country. New York probably realized that and turned down his proposal. In the end she turned down the "actor" Buddah and chose Tailor Made. She chose him, because she has the bigger dick and likes things that way.

New York has also been seen out and about with Tailor Made in Manhattan "making out" and shit reports Gatecrasher. Nasty! New York can you do me a favor and fax me the places you and Tailor Made will be at, so I don't have to witness your "animal passion."

Now that the finale show is out of the way, we can finally get to the reunion. I can't wait to see Sister Patterson and "Beaver's Ass" go at it again!

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Happy Holidays From Mandy Lepore

Halloween came late at Marc Jacobs' Arabian Nights themed Christmas party last night in NYC. Marc showed up dressed like a huge camel toe. Hear that Sharon Stone? Marc doesn't like camel, so fix yourself!

Amanda Lepore stole the show by showing off her gorgeous cellulite. Seriously! I didn't know her skin was capable of that. She needs to go in for another full body stretch lift.

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Fergie Sucks

Where the hell is Axl Rose and Paul McCartney when you need them? Fergie covered "Live and Let Die" for Movie Rocks and let's just say I'm sure some of my brain cells died just from watching that. To say she butchered it is an understatement. They should've put a dying cat onstage. It would've sounded and looked way better.

And her "YA KNOW YA DID" shit was just uncalled for.

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A Fabulous Lawsuit

Macy's filed a lawsuit last week against Baby Phat and Kimora Lee Simmons for ripping them off. They claim Kimora overcharged them on her beauty line and then refused to to pay back the extra profits.

The NY Post reports that Kimora signed a deal with Macy's in September 2006 to sell her beauty producs. She then jacked up the prices.

Beauty products? What the hell does she sell? Adam's apple cover-up? It's probably not hard to overcharge for that crap! If she charged 5 cents for a tube of lipstick that would be charging waaaay too much.

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The Drag Queen Gang Got Caught!

Earlier I posted about three drag queens that started a fight in a Memphis McDonald's. They sent the manager to the hospital after hitting him over the head with a "wet floor" sign. Those hot bitches were caught and arrested!

Danny Mitchell, Lynn Gillespie and Dacorian Greer were charged with aggravated assault. But what were their drag queen names?

The employees also added that they hit the manager with a tire iron and kicked employees with their stiletto boots.

Those are some fugly ass drag queens. Jesus, give us a little glamour in your mug shot. That manager is going to hear it from his friends forever. Getting beat down by 3 drag queens at your own job?

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Drag Queen Gang On The Loose!

Police in Memphis are on the lookout for 3 drag queens that caused a fight at a local McDonald's. The McDonald's in South Mendenhall was the place to be last night. It all started when an argument broke out with the 3 drag queens and a McD's employee at the drive-thru window. The 3 hot bitches then jumped out of the car and blew into the restaurant ready to rumble.

An employee said, "He swung and hit my manager, manager swung and hit back, so they step back, get to takin' off they shoes, boots and whatever else they had to do to get satisfied to fight."

The fight went on for several minutes. That's when the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and threw it at the drag queens. They retaliated by hitting the manager over the head with a "wet floor sign" sending him to the hospital.

Before getting away in their car the drag queens smashed the drive-thru window.

That lesbian gang has some competition! When I was reading this article, I pictured the fight with a Disco soundtrack in the background. Those drag queen bitches are so hot. You better hide your good wigs, because they are coming for you!

The police should just pull out a boombox and play any random Donna Summer song and that will bring those whores out! Drag queens love Donna Summer.

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Man To Man

On "I Love New York" last night, Pretty walked out on New York, because her dick wasn't big enough for him. No, he walked out because New York disrespected his sister or something like that. He already disrespected his sister by appearing on that trashy reality show. Let's be real.

Pretty storms out of the house and New York follows him and yelling and cursing starts. It's like Christmas at my house!

Then Pretty's sister gets into it with New York. Production had to tear New York's tranny ass away from the action. They should've held New York's fake titties down, because those things look like they could do major damage. Unfortunately, New York and Pretty never duked it out man to man.

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Nick Hogan Can't Drive, Linda Hogan Is A Drag

The State of Florida has suspended Nick Hogan's drivers license, because he was drinking while driving reports Tampa Bays 10. He's under 21 and since he had booze in his system at the time of the accident he automatically gets his license suspended for 1-year. The state extended the suspension from 1-year to "indefinitely" because he failed to pay a traffic ticket he got earlier this year.

Nick is currently out on bond after being charged with felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. Nick's passenger is still in the hospital and isn't expected to fully recover.

Also TMZ has video of the Hogan matriarch, Linda Hogan, drag racing with Brooke in the passenger seat. The footage was taken from a documentary called "Vehicular Lunatics." In the video Linda tells us, "I love it. The rush, the speed on the road ... racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It's awesome."

Two drags drag racing! Can't say I'm surprised. Linda Hogan is offensive in every way. She should be thrown in jail for wearing that hideous dress. Public indecency!

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Joanie Laurer Legally Changes Her Name

The shemale formerly known as Joan Marie Laurer was in court yesterday to legally change her name to Chyna. She also used this time to bash her former WWE boss, Vince McMahon.

Chyna told TMZ cameras, "Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your ass and your ass only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"

The theatrics never end. When Chyna left the WWE she had to go by the name Chyna Doll, because they owned her name. Well, she's taking it back. Ok, Tina Turner.

Now she just has to chop off her clit-dick and she can legally change her gender to female. Chyna forever!

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Who's That Lady?

No it's not Venus and Serena's mother! It's Dennis Rodman looking like one fugly ass lady. He better watch it and not let Foofy Foofy see his ass or he may end up on the newest season of Flavor of Love. Dennis is more of a lady than New York will ever be!

Here's Dennis at his Halloween party in Hollywood, FL last night.

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