Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston needs to get back on the pipe, because obviously sobriety is fucking up her good judgement. I know she doesn't want to be Brandy's sister-in-law. Actually, Whitney looks like she's been bonging it in the ladies room. She's got the weed eyes.

Ray-J and Whitney better keep their cougar brawls private. The world does not need another Ray-J sex tape, especially if Whitney is his co-star. Hell to....you know the rest.

Here's the cougar and her cub at the Hopkins vs. Calzghe fight in Las Vegas Saturday night. I also threw in a picture of Tom Jones. That's who Whitney should be snuggling up to! Tom Jones gives good love.

It was a "Bodyguard" reunion last night for Whit Houston and Kevin Costner at Muhammad Ali's celebrity fight night. Don't they looked thrilled? Whit is thinking, "Hot hell! My bitties are looking fine. Hell to the yes yes!" Kevin is thinking, "Don't look at her bitties. Don't look at her bitties."

Here's some more pics with Whit and Dionne Warwick. I can smell the weed from here. Fabreeze your shit, Whit! You know these two were hot boxing in the car outside.

Bobby B has an autobiography coming out?! When the hell does he have the time? Did he write it during his nightly hot boxing sessions? Anyway, in the book titled, "Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But," Bobby B claims Whitney Houston drove him to a life of hard drugs. Bobby B, I will always love you, but you're a liar!

Page Six reports that Bobby B writes, "I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice. At one point in my life, I used drugs uncontrollably. I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine."

It's not right but it's okay. Bobby B also claims Whitney married him for all the wrong reasons. He said she was under a lot of pressure, because the media was accusing her of eating her assistant's pussy! He writes, "I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children." Is he for real? Are we talking about the same Bobby Brown here? Only a crackhead would think marrying Bobby B would clean up their image. Oh wait.....

Bobby B does take some responsibility in why their marriage ended. He admits to cheating on her with several women including the infamous Karrine "Superhead" Steffans. He said he stayed with her for a little bit, but "she was only good for what her nickname stood for." Hell, that's not a bad thing to be famous for.

That being said, I will definitely be purchasing a copy of Bobby B's book of untruths.

Whitney Houston came out to play at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party last night. There's tons of rumors that she's going to perform with Alicia Keys tonight, but who knows. I wish she would perform "Something in Common" with Bobby Brown. That song is truly an effed up piece of crap.

She looks hot. Come on Whit, say, "Doody bubble" for me. Just once. She looks like she's been touched by the green smoke. That's ok. As long as it's not the white smoke.

Wenn, Splash, Wireimage

Hell to the YES! Whitney Houston joined CeCe Winans onstage in Nashville this past weekend at the Always Sisters Conference. The two sang "Count on Me" from Waiting To Exhale. The quality is kind of off, but I think I hear a little bit of the old Whitney back. You know, pre-crack Whitney.

Don't share this to Osama Bin Laden or he might come for his bride!

VIA Crunk + Disorderly