The CAPTION THIS Contest

In the Mexican version of Twilight, "Casi Noche", Eduardo and Bolita wash the blood of a chihuahua Eduardo brought for dinner, off together. i ES MUY MAJICO ! - Aphid

Runners-up:

Breaking News!!! Two leftover children have just emerged from Octomom's vagina - nono

First look at JLo sextape - Flatbush Hooker IS BACK

We don't want to know what Dora is exploring today. - cs182

VIA WOW Report

Hands and utensils everywhere breathed a sigh of relief with the invention of the Kirstie Alley Feed-O-Matic made from 100% titanium. - suze

Runners-up:

Why is he sucking Heather Mills toes? - El Bastardo

It turns out that the DNA tests performed by the Maury Povich Show were a bit unorthodox. - loozer

If you need help with your gag reflex you can just visit a Pam Anderson fashion show. - freebird

(Thanks John)

Barbara Bush was delighted to meet the first lady of Cameroon. - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Africa's version of Lady Gaga needs to work on her tuck game too. - OurMissC

Just goes to show that the more meat you put out, the bigger the pussy you'll attract. - Starvis

Hell's Grannies vs. Hood Cats. - Plecostomus

(Thanks Peaches)

Sprinkle chocolate chips and shove a damn candle on top and you got Sandra Lee's Semi-homemade facial. - TexnDoc

Runners-up:

At first we all thought SJP was just kidding when she proclaimed her love for the smell of wet diapers. - Lady RedBush

Damn it! I should have called the police! I knew my neighbor was being battered! - NoAnjl

(Thanks Dan)

McSteamy's OTHER sex tape isn't all that exciting either. - SavageLettuce

Runners-up:

Chug-a-lug at a Mormon tailgate party. - TexnDoc

He gargles with Blisterine. - NoAnjl

The punishment for if you talk back to an Abuelita Hot chocolate. - Lady Redbush

VIA Eat Liver

What happens after the Iceman Cometh. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

IgLOO. - El Bastardo

Hell's bathroom, shortly after Michael Lohan announced that he would no longer comment on his daughter's life. - OurMissC

Nicole Kidman's ultrasound reveals nothing out of the ordinary. - Stoney

Aw man! Who fucked KFed in the bathroom!? - angel_i

VIA Break

After months of testing and perfecting, Madonna's Anti-Aging Serum (a concoction of stewed human fetuses, a single tear from St. Angie, with a dash of faux-British accent) debuts on GOOP. - Ryan Fischer

Runners-up:

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the finger again! - loozer

So that's where Frosted Flakes comes from - irishtree

Love making, the Scientology way. - Supertramp

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen here, and that is saying a lot. - misslainey

VIA Buzzfeed

"BEHOLD, balloon girl"- Richard Heene - Provolone

Runners-up:

Tara Reid finally revealing the pictures of her botched plastic surgery. - realcrazy

Ghepetto's hoping this one will become real too - snowpiece

VIA Break

Thank God, Lindsay got a paying job - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Jeez, I knew Schlitz was one of the oldest beers in America, but keeping it's original spokesmodel may prove to be a bad decision. - ILoveRArmitage

Proof that Tara Reid was breastfed. - NoAnjl

Perfect for those lazy Sundays when you want to sip on a cold one and play connect the dots. - Sluttsville

Today's caption picture in all its glory might be too much for some of you to handle, so it's after the jump. Put a block of ice on your crotch and JUMP!

And that's what happens when you snowball Ronald McDonald. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

Who's his father? He doesn't know. He's inbred. - NoAnjl

That's what you get for going down on a fat chick on her period. - TFBuckFutter

Your face is supposed to look like a baby's bottom AFTER you shave. - TexnDoc