The CAPTION THIS Contest

See, this is why I don't let my kid's hamsters watch The Girls Next Door after a House marathon... - Lory

Runners-up:

The latest shocking celebrity sex tape to surface: Giovanni Ribisi is ravaged by Rosie O'Donnell. - loozer

Bugs Bunny's lesser known sibling, Fugs Bunny. - ChasLo

Robin Williams. Where are they now? - KandyKane

(Thanks Jim)

Just another FML day for the Secret Service man assigned to guard ex president George W. Bush. - Attention Whore

Runners-up:

New to HBO:- The Deadliest Crotch' - El Bastardo

Ukrainian Abercrombie & Fitch ad. - TexnDoc

I have a feeling nothing has ever nibbled either of those worms. - Sweetas

(Thanks Dan)

In related news, Turkey just officially changed their country's name to "NotWestVirginia". - Sweetas

Runners-up:

As expected, Levi Johnston's Playgirl shoot turns out to be quite the disappointment.
On the plus side, the behind the scenes video included Sarah Palin beheading and eating that turkey. - TFBuckFutter

And all of a sudden Ryan Seacrest made sense. - historyinthemakin

Chickens, turkeys and her, I'll fuck anything fowl! - Raul Duke

VIA Awkward Family Photos (Thanks Mark)

Dog Obedience School for Scientologists - SkyBitch

Runners-up:

In certain canine prisons this is known as "Death by Farting Squad" - P-Money

On the season finale of "Who Wants to Mate with the Stray", Rags decides which of these bitches he wants to give the red rocket. - WTFOMGLOL

Following in a long line of tragic predecessors, child stardom was just too much for the Shiba Inu 6. - fauve

VIA Break

Jesus Christ, you can't let KFed out in a crowd without the danger of someone getting pregnant. - ISprainedMyUvula

Runners-up:

A new way of getting milk is catching on.... It's called the "Selma Squirt". - muddy hands

Somewhere, Zachary Quinto is wishing he was a police officer right about now - Provolone

(Thanks Angel)

You put your whole head in, you put your whole head out, you do the Grossy-Pokey and you puke your whole guts out... that's what it's all about. - Hard.Hat

Runners-up:

In theaters January 2010: Beneath Kelly Clarkson's Flannel. - Tyroan

Kanye's ego was only surpassed by his liver, in size. - Vern

20,000 Leagues Under "MAH PUSSY!" - whatadanimal

(Thanks John)

Just discovered off the coast of Southern California, the bottlenosed douchebag. - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Hannibal Lecter's Redneck Counterpart: "I ate his liver with lima beans and a nice Sweet Tea". - loozer

K-Fed was caught cheating on his diet when he was spotted behind 7-11 huffing taquito wrappers. - oggie168

Fart in a Jar: You're doing it wrong!! - WTFOMGLOL

VIA Eat Liver (Thanks Joe)

A crazed Twilight Fan breaks into Robert Pattenson's hotel room and tries to disguise himself as Robert's urine stream. - facebook guy

Runners-up:

Michael Phelps was never able to recapture the glory of his Olympic wins. - OneStarTattoo

Shittles. Taste the rainbow. - emjsea

Rainbow Shite - Robotboy

VIA Picture Is Unrelated (Thanks Jen)

A little something Martha Stewart whipped up in prison - it's a good thing. - Ruester

Runners-up:

Chaz Bono got a loaner boner until the real one is ready - mfarris70

You ain't seen freaky 'til you've been in the Adult section of Yarn Mart. - Iffy

I'll bet this ejaculates lint and dust bunniez. - ImpertinentVixen

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Ladies and Gentleman, your 2009 Detroit Lions - stouty

Runners-up:

"Hug Life" - detsild

Desperate for work IN THIS ECONOMY, hopefuls line up early to audition for "The Human Centipede - Second Segment". - perky

We should have known it was more than a big ego, but it wasn't until Kanye crashed the set of Sesame Street demanding that HE get to live Oscar's trash can that his mental illness became obvious. - lyndsaybluth

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