The CAPTION THIS Contest

So that's where hot dogs come from - Provolone

Runners-up:

The sneak preview of Dexter: Season 17 looks a little disconcerting. - Cwazola

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Waiting for the Over The Moon announcement in nine months - freebird

VIA Break

One of Khloe and Lamar's more expensive items on their wedding registry - Migs

Runners-up:

We get it, Tommy Lee, you have a big weiner, but this is just overkill. - TFBuckFutter

Pamela Anderson's boob washer. Lather, rinse, repeat. - GrandmaJ

The Ronco Wide-Stance Urinal, endorsed by Sen. Larry Craig. - Tyroan

(Thanks James)

"Droppa Loada in Yoda" - New from Mattel. - Qraig

Runners-up:

After picking up trash all day and missing his boo, Chris Brown tries to simulate fucking the Alien Princess. - thejuanstar

Serta debuts their newest mattress at Comic-Con. - OurMissC

Miss Piggy is stunned at what she finds in Kermit's bedroom. - anonymouscrazycatlover

VIA Break

I want my money back! My shirt only has Two Wolves and a Moon because this one got the munchies. - loozer

Runners-up:

Further proof that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, Taco Tuesday at the Kardashian compound was what really sealed the deal for Lamar. - SwollenSwell

GLAMBERT films his first music video, a sparkly and controversial cover of Shakira's "She-Wolf." Entitled "Hot Topic He-Wolf," he over compensated for his lack of twat by surrounding himself with a different kind of "taco." - Brenda DuBois

VIA Holy Taco

He should have known better than to sleep face down on those cheap Hot Topic sheets. - mfarris70

Runners-up:

The chess board tattoo was simply an expression of his love of having queens slide across his face. - jazzfish_77

I'm pretty sure before he "fell asleep" he just wanted a tic-tac-toe. - TexnDoc

I'm really trying to do that magic Eye thing, but I'm just not seeing the stupid hidden message! - kachina

VIA FunPic

In hopes that her cemented cuntface would be overlooked, MiserAlba hires three MiserCholas to accompany her. - IAmTPack

Runners-up:

This is what happens when the girls from "Toddlers and Tiara's" grow up. - M.E.

Just when you think that cholas are the epitome of beauty, elegance and class, the tranny cholas get together and kick it up a notch. - ILoveRArmitage

The last time I saw that much testosterone and fruit was at Chaz Bono's Bris. - oggie168

(Thanks Sergio)

The "Michelle Duggar Birthing Chair" is now being sold at Home Depot. - Cookie123

Runners-up:

Polka in the front, she's dryer in the rear - vermonster

So great to see Britney managing her own career again. I knew she could do it. Go Britney! - angel_i

Lisa Loeb is making a startling comeback. - christine the hoff

VIA Break.com

Using 29 magnetic compatibility dimensions, emoHarmony will match you with the man or woman of your dreams whose mother didn't love them enough, either. - ISprainedMyUvula

Runners-up:

That's one way to keep Pete Doherty from snorting the white stuff. - moistiest

'Nikki Sixx's kid brother was thrilled when he was able to buy Aretha Franklin's used nipple ring on eBay' - starsky

Bronx Mowgli take extreme measures to block out the stench of his parents. - toejam

(Thanks Chelsea)

Jessie: I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
Slater: *Dropping robe*
Jessie: I'm so....SCARED! - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

Khloe Kardashian is sooo much hotter SANS FARDS - Zorba-the-Greek

I grabbed Larry Craig's suitcase by mistake, but let's not let it ruin our weekend! - Tyroan

Lady GaGa was caught without her wig & make-up. - Easy Rider

(Thanks Don)

I see Jessica Simpson is still searching for the real killers....the latest lineup - snowpiece

Runners-up:

Uh... yeah, when you die, we are so eating your face. - ohitsjustme

Kittehs disguise themselves so that Paris won't add them to her collection. - Momus the Sarcastic

O.K. yes Fred in the literal sense you win. You did prove you could have a four partying pussies sitting in your in your man chair at one time. Here's your $5.00. - voyerismizhot