The CAPTION THIS Contest

Jessie: I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
Slater: *Dropping robe*
Jessie: I'm so....SCARED! - TFBuckFutter

Runners-up:

Khloe Kardashian is sooo much hotter SANS FARDS - Zorba-the-Greek

I grabbed Larry Craig's suitcase by mistake, but let's not let it ruin our weekend! - Tyroan

Lady GaGa was caught without her wig & make-up. - Easy Rider

(Thanks Don)

I see Jessica Simpson is still searching for the real killers....the latest lineup - snowpiece

Runners-up:

Uh... yeah, when you die, we are so eating your face. - ohitsjustme

Kittehs disguise themselves so that Paris won't add them to her collection. - Momus the Sarcastic

O.K. yes Fred in the literal sense you win. You did prove you could have a four partying pussies sitting in your in your man chair at one time. Here's your $5.00. - voyerismizhot

I see someone finally let all the hot air out of Megan Fox. - ISprainedMyUvula

Runners-up:

IKEA's "Hannibal Lecter" home decor line was a miserable failure. - Jill-The-Ripper

Lindsay didn't get invited to the VMAs, so she went without Red Bull and smokes for two days. Then she rolled herself up, and hid in Lady Ga Ga's whisker box. Problem was she slipped out and Snoop Dog rolled her up and smoked her. - oggie168

"19 is Enough" - Michelle Duggar's uterus explodes - film at 11. - Killer Ostrich

The snuggie for sex offenders - locked in

Neighbors called police on Michael Vick this week to report loud music and shouting coming from his back yard. Upon arrival, the po po discovered several people engaged in illegal lobster shanking. - City Barbie

Runners-up:

Surveillance video shows what REALLY happened to Tila Tequila in the wee hours at Shaun Merriman's house. - hi thurr

Rachel Ray's 20-second, I don't give a fuck meals - "Let the goddamn dinner cook itself!" - Jeepster

Season Premier of Real Housewives of Cape Cod - NaniD

VIA Picture Is Unrelated

At long last, the sequel to K.Fed's debut album: Kevin Federline....Playing With Chocolate - MumsyWumsy

Runners-up:

Madonna's Kabbalah bracelet has spent so much time in the spotlight that it has no problem taking its clothes off in front of the cameras. - La Angel

Khloe Kardashian - Unphotoshopped - elspanielo

Proof that Grace Jones and Pavarotti made more then sweet sweet music. - RecessVillain

When evolution meets Cisco Adler's balls. - Untamed Shrew

Runners-up:

Chyna's clit auditions for the revival of 'Little Shop of Horrors.' - islandgirl

Well. We knew it would happen.
Sienna's moral compass grew legs and
went running right back to Balthazar. - WTFOMGLOL

Hence the reason make-up artists were understandably upset at the length of time it took to prepare Mickey Rourke as The Wrestler...and as a human. - IAmTPack

The Tom Cruise Fold Away Ironing Board: He folds so quickly that he'll be back in the closet as fast as he came out of the closet, and can be stashed quickly under the bed when unexpected guests arrive. - Sluttsville

Runner-up:

After a long day on set (yea right), Keanu starts the party off right by heating up some crack then smoking a pole. - jack-n-the-hat

(Thanks Karen)

Sombrero on; my tan is sick. Who wants to take a ride on my dildo stick? - calvyboy

Runners-up:

As soon as Lindsay heard they legalized drugs in Mexico she jumped right off of Sam and ran for the border. - OneStarTattoo

Dog: This motherfucker cuts my nuts off and then has the nerve to bring me HERE? - chefcammi

Unable to choose between dates, Pablo brought both Posh Spice and Tori Spelling. - ImpertinentVixen

After they finally let her out of the straight jacket, Mischa Barton inspected the marijuana plant she had secretly growing in her armpit. - IAmTPack

Runners-up:

Maybe its Gaybelline. - freebird

Sick of being confused as a girl, Celine Dion's son decides to accentuate his male attributes. - poon

No matter how hard Pregnant Dude tries to forget his past, the beauty queen inside of him always comes through. - Bunny Rabbit

(Thanks Ray)

Jon knew that fucking the babysitter would come back to bite him in the ass. - Sluttsville

Runners-up:

If it's Yellow - Let it Mellow
If it's Brown - Flush it Down
If its an Asian Girl asking for a Golden Shower - R. Kelly will be over in a Half Hour - Simon Birch

Terrence Howard introduces his new line of baby wipes. - islandgirl

Are you feeling well, Cindy? You look like shit. - starvis

VIA Picture Is Unrelated (Thanks Ann)