The CAPTION THIS Contest

dumbest suicide jumper ever. - panbanger

Runner-ups:

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! - Lani

Yo momma is so stupid, when they told her to get on the phone, she got ON the phone. - Michelle

I hate when neighbors don’t trim their bushes. - No Anjl

Thanks Scott

Nany McKeon wants to do Cooper in the Pooper. - Fiz

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this may be the closest anderson cooper gets to popping a girls cherry - Anonymous

Just like the Dorian Grey portrait the Anderson Cooper tattoo on her leg will wrinkle and wither with age, but Cooper will remain FABULOUS!! - ME2

Source

In the 70’s it was Battle of the Network Stars now in 2006 it’s Battle of the Nip/Tuck Scars. - Simone

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Due to recent outing, Doogie Howser and Lance Bass can now live joyful, carefree lives. - PrezidentLeila

Sloppy seconds, anyone? - Swetas

Please, shut your thai hole! - NoAnjl

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A similar practice was used during Britney’s birth to Jayden. The Midwife and Kfed put on fat suits, Cut offs, and flip flops while sporting white witch hair on their heads and a corn dog in their free hand. -Fiz

Undecided on the next country of orgin for their adopted child, Angelina and Brad decided on a different country AND species. Meet Mandy-Pandy Jolie-Pitt. - Irish Freckle

Ron Jeremy patiently waits for his turn while Taylor Hicks finishes doing the deed with Greasy Bear - PrezidentLeila

Runner-up:

Isn’t it supposed to be a FOX in the hole, not a man in the fox hole??? - Bonz

Queer Eye For The Corpse Bride -ME2 Runner-up:

Sad when the most machismo of the group is JLo in the middle. - Topcat Natasha Femm Fatale

The sign on the ATM should read, “Please do not deposit envelopes, money or ANYTHING with folds into this machine.” - Whisper Runner-up:

Lurleen was so poor, she had to go to the ATM to get a nekkid video took of herself. - Lurleen

Hey, have you seen that porn “Bearly Legal”? - HaHa

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Brooke Hogan does little to dispel the myth that steroid use causes bestiality - evaneezer

Lane Bryant the Musical - Jerky Girl

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The source of the Asian tsunami. - Stoney

Source

Hoff is so drunk he doesn’t realize that not only is he not holding a deck of cards, but he’s showing you the answer is three. - No Anjl

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If no-talent Ashlee Simspon can star in “Chicago” then the Hoff has a shot at “The King and I”. And they wonder why theatre is dead.- Randi