Duffs

 

Hilary Duff and her pet pony, Haylie Duff, were eating at Pier 36 Seafood and Oyster bar in Texas when word got out that Lizzie Maguire was in the building. Soon little girls everywhere showed up with their posters for autographs. A witness claims that when she was leaving the owner's 9-year-old daughter approached her for an autograph, but Hilary turned her ass down and left the girl in tears.

 

 

Wow, I can't believe little girls' still want this has-been's autograph. If the little girl tempted her with a sugar cube and carrots, Hilary would've definitely signed that shit. 

 

Image: Splash

 

 

 

 

Hilary Duff told Maxim Magazine that she has "OCD" because she likes to clean a lot. That's not OCD you dumbass broad!

 

She said, "I'm OCD when it comes to cleaning. I can't go to bed with a messy room. That would totally wig me out. It freaks me out to have dishes in the sink."

"I practically clean my hotel room before I check out. I wish I weren't psychotic like that, but I am."

This pony doesn't know the meaning of OCD! OCD is when you have to knock four times before entering every room or you have to unplug every single thing in your house before you leave. I've known some people with this disease and it's straight up annoying! I don't want to wait around while you are turning the lights on and off 100 times. 

That being said, she has a future in something at least.

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At first I thought that was Hilary Duff with Brody Jenner, but looks like it's just another bitch. Brody was a guest at Hilary's bitch Malibu bash yesterday (see below). The two are rumored to be dating. 

 

Brody's bitch is totally sexin it up for the cameras. I smell a Penthouse spread in its future. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In addition to  Blohan and Parasite, the Duff sisters threw their own 4th of July party in Malibu yesterday. Haylie luckily kept her body to herself. The girls played in the water a bit and even buried a pap in the sand. Those girls are so much fug...I mean fun.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brody Jenner was spotted arriving and leaving Joseph's last night with Hilary and Haylie Duff. Could this be a new couple? BARF! I hope Hilary has enough taste not to get with that. Haylie should take what she can get, but Hilary has some dignity. I think.

 

Brody would've been super hot in like 1991.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have been "fighting" for years, because of a meth-face named Aaron Carter! The fight started years ago when both were dating him or something. Well, Hilary said they finally buried the hatchet.

 

Hilary said, “Lindsay and I were out at the same place, and we were like, ‘Let’s get this out of the way.’ And she was really nice, and I was really nice. But it’s nice to be able to see Lindsay out and say hi, and not have this weird weirdness.”

 

Lindsay was probably high as a kite when she was "nice to see Hilary." She probably was hallucinating and thought Hilary was a beautiful, pink unicorn that was going to take her to the mountain with the endless snow!

 

Source: MSNBC

 

 

For my next trick I'll make this lil' pony pet this elephant!

 

Hilary Duff made an appearance at the International Polo Club Gala last night. I don't know what the hell that is, but she was probably surprised when they popped a saddle and feather headress on her and ordered her to dance on a little platform.

 

Seriously, she doesn't look that awful. She's always be the hotter Duff. 

 

 

 

 

Is Hilary Duff "canoodling" with Paris Hilton's leftovers? The other night at Les Deux (of course) in Hollywood, Nachos was partying with Paris while Hil was across the room. When Paris left, Nachos immediately headed toward the horse ranch and for Hilary.

 

Witnesses say the two were "getting cozy" the rest of the night and " traded numbers — and a kiss — before they left.”

 

Nachos is hot, but he did dip his pretzel into the Hilton cheese. That should be enough for young Hilary to steer clear.  

 

Source: MSNBC

 

 

 

Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff started fighting when they were 13, because of Aaron Carter. Yeah, because of that methface.

 

In 2005 Aaron said, "I started dating Hilary on my 13th birthday... I was dating her for like a year-and-a-half and then I just got a little bored so I went and I started getting to know Lindsay, dating Lindsay."

 

They have hated one another ever since. They let bygones be bygones this past weekend where they were caught hugging at Les Deaux. They also made fun of America's favorite douche.

 

"They were making fun of Paris!"

 

Lindsay was probably so effed up that she thought Hilary was a beautiful, magical pony set to take her to the fairyland. She thought it was so awesome that this magical pony could trash Paris with her.

 

Source: Us  Weekly