Would You Hit It?

 

In case you don't know who this sexy side of beef (more like sexy side of 25,000 cows) he's the brother of Brandon Davis aka Fat Elvis. TMZ calls him "Gummi Bear" and I call him sex kitten or Jason Davis.

 

Jason of course attended Paris' Malibu bash yesterday (see below). Duh! Free food.

 

I'm not sure what he's doing to himself, but I'm pretty sure it's illegal. He's probably foaming from the tits, because he hasn't been milked for a few hours.

 

I'm the sluttiest of sluts and I can say with confidence that I wouldn't even dry kiss him on the cheek. Well....ok...maybe I'd hit it. I'd have to see the package first, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to find it. I wonder if he has LoJack on his peen?

 

P.S. - Please don't tell me that's Alli Sims aka Brit's cousin at Paris' party?!!!

 

 

 

 

 

This is trannylicious Amanda Lepore and club personality/drag-something Andre J at the PMBuzz launch party last night in NYC. 

 

I would have to say I'd get with Mandy. I only say this because I always see this bitch on my block and if she put two and two together, her tranny ass would beat me. Trust. Trannies are some ferocious fighters.  

 

I bet Andre has major wang though. HeShe still has the wang, right? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jack Nicholson is still on vacation in St. Tropez! DAMN! Did he retire and forget to tell everyone? Well, he's having a grand ole' time! Kurt Douglas Russell is also on vacation in Greece with Goldie Hawn.

 

Both dudes are working the "gut over the bagina" and they look like they don't give a fuck.

 

I'd definitely hit Jack over Kurt. Jack is probably into some major, fiflthy, disgusting, dirty talk. On the other hand, doesn't Kurt know that tantric shit?

 

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

Steve Sanders is like fine wine, he gets better with age. His titties are a little lumpy and he most likely has blonde pubes, but the things I would do. I was always about Dylan McKay, but while Luke is losing the battle, Ian is definitely winning it. 

 

Yes I'd hit it, felch it, snowball it, whatever.... 

 

Here's Stevie in Malibu yesterday. 

 

 

Splash 

 

This brings new meaning to dog eat dog. Awww....I like Elliot Yamin too. I just liked him much better before his makeUNDER. Elliot is using his D-list status to promote Oscar Meyer's "Sing the Jingle" contest which is looking for a no-name to sing their jingle.

 

You know I think I'd rather sit on the hot dog than sit on Elliot. The only problem is the hot dog can break inside which can lead to an extremely embarrassing emergency room experience or so I've been told.

 

 

 

 

Wayne Newton or Carrot Top? Both attended the Ocean's 13 screening in Las Vegas. No, they arent wax!

 

I'd hit CT, but I've said that before. I'm so ashamed....

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not sure how I feel about Kevin Costner anymore. The banging your pepaw fantasy is sort of hot. Oh, did I type that out loud? Ok, yeah. I'd hit Kevin....I mean Brad Pitt is going to look like this in 2 years time.

 

Here's Kevi and his daughter at the NYC screening for his new movie "Mr. Brooks." 

 

 

 

When I was a teenager I had a severe crush on Andy Garcia. Yes, he was an old man then too but I had major daddy issues. Anyway, enough about me I think I'd still tap that. Here he is with the Don Cheadle in Cannes. He jumps like a little girl. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jesse Metcalfe and Josh Henderson both attended the Halo 3 party in Los Angeles last night and both are seriously stuck in the late 90s.

 

I mean Jesse looks like he spends hoooouuuuurrrrs in front of the mirror putting every hair in its place and tweezing in just the right places.

 

I would probably hit Jesse, because Josh has stuck it in Paris and that one night of passion would send you to the free clinic. Jesse could only hit it from the back though, because looking at his face I'd obsessing over moisturizers and exfoliants.

 

 

 

 

You know you want this. It's a slow news day, so here's a little Mr. Big in Hawaii with some parrot. Thrilling shit. Mr. Big sure got big. His gut is bigger than his titties!

 

That bird should've bit his ass and yes I'd hit it. 

 

 

Source: Flynet