Would You Hit It?

George Bush and me would love to wish each and everyone one of you a beautiful holiday! I will be thinking of you while I'm sacrificing my egg nog to the porcelain gods. I hope you will be doing the same or something. I would've got you each something, but I'm a cheap bastard. Anyway, wait for Georgie's call...he's totally going to call you.

Happy Christmas and Kwanzaa!!!

xoxoxoMichael K

Tito Ortiz is Jenna Jameson's new piece. He's also some kind of fighter-wrestler-boxer type. I can't tell if he's hot or not. I think his small head has more brain cells than his big head, but tha hasn't stopped me before. He kind of has a peanut dick and that might mean he also has a peanut wang. On the other hand, Jenna needs a big one since her bagina is probably as wide as the Holland Tunnel. That being said, yes I'd hit it.

Sylvester Stallone at the Smithsonian on 12/5

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Carrot Top at the Billboard Music Awards on 12/4

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Emmanuel Lewis aka Webster at the Atlanta Hawks game on 12/1

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Jude Law looked even greasier at last night's "The Holiday" premiere. I'm sorry but any hotness he had has melted off and replaced with grease. That being said, I'd still let him tap this. Here's some other pics of the gorgeous Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz trying so hard to be a sex kitten. More like sex alley cat.

Taylor Hicks at the American Music Award arrivals on 11/21

Tommy Lee debuting his clothing line at Bloomingdale's on 11/16

Frankie Muniz (age 21) showing off the fact that he hasn't gone through puberty yet

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Danny Bonaduce at Dave Navarro's Halloween party on 10/28