Theater

Scarlett Johansson is at the top of the list to play Nellie Forbush in a Broadway revival of "South Pacific" at Lincoln Center. The classic Rodgers & Hammerstein musical is set to debut in 2008. Reese Witherspoon is apparently also in the running, but because of ScarJo's interest in R&H musicals, she's at the top of their list.

ScarJo was rumored to star in a revival of "The Sound of Music" in London for Andrew Lloyd Webber, but a deal was never reached. Auditions are currently underway and they are looking for a male opera star to play the male lead.

ScarJo has been confirmed to star in her third Woody Allen film. The film will begin shooting this Summer in Spain with Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem.

She's also adding an album full of Tom Waits to her busy plate.

Homegirl is busy. I say skip Broadway and focus on the films. Ho can't act and she probably can't sing. She's only in Woody Allen films, because he's hypnotized by her lady lumps.

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Harry Potter's giving it to some horse-man-mechanical thing?! Too much information. What did that poor sap in the horse mask to do deserve that? These are some new photos of Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter in the London production of Equus. He also smokes! That little Harry Potter is growing up before our very eyes and let's hope there's pictures of him "growing" onstage if I ain't being too subtle!

Miss USA, Tara Conner, is fresh out of rehab for coke and booze abuse. She has apparently gotten offer after offer including Broadway. Tara is apparently rehearsing for the role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of "Chicago." Barry Weissler, one of the producers said, "Assuming both sides are comfortable, then this will be a win-win for both parties." A source said that Tara can sing alright, but her dancing needs work and she can't act worth shit. Damn! They will throw any crackhead into that show, literally. Is nothing sacred anymore? Don't the producers realize that people are paying upwards of $110 for this crap?! Why punish them? Source

Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe is currently baring his naughty bits in the London stage production of Eqqus.

Tonight is the official night to see "hairy" and all. He spends a full 10-minute naked onstage. His bare bum is after the jump. He totally waxed that shit.

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UPDATE - DAMN THAT WAS FAST! Someone already won the tickets. Sorry hos!

Spring Awakening the musical is currently playing a successful and critically acclaimed run on Broadway. Spring Awakening was written by Duncan Sheik and Steven Sater and depicts how a dozen young people make their way through the thrilling, complicated, confusing and mysterious time of their sexual awakening. I currently have a pair of tickets for a weekday performance of the show.

You have to be in the NYC area, because I'm not paying for your ass to fly here and stay in a hotel and all. I've seen the show and it's fantastic. Trust me, it's going to be a multiple Tony award winner. To enter the contest simply e-mail with the correct answer to this question. The first person to send me the correct answer will win the tickets!

Question: While Spring Awakening enjoys it's public appearance now on Broadway, this is not true for the original 1891 Frank Wedekind play it originated from. In fact, the 1917 performance was almost shut down due to the New York City Commissioner of Licenses claiming the play was too pornographic, however the play was allowed to go on. How many performances did the original production run?

Visit Spring Awakening's official website to find out more information about the show.