Jordan & Harvey

Desperate much? Jordan claims she's worth almost $1 Billion, but homegirl doesn't dress like it. This dress cost $2.99 and was on sale at her local grocery store. Ugh...she smells of pathetica. Peter Andre is pure grease and she's pure cheese. They were of course the first to arrive at the World Music Awards in London today. They were probably told that if they don't show up 3 hours before the show they will give their seats away.

Who am I fooling? She's gorge.

Katie Price is at it again. She was in Sheffield today promoting her bra line for fat-tittied women.

PS - I totally love the photographer that took that picture above. That's the true Jordan.

It was a family affair in London today where Jordan aka Katie Price revealed her new lingerie line. The lingerie line is for the everyday woman who wants the silky feel of cheap polyester on her buttocks. Jordan used her mother, Amy, to get this point across. Her mom is totally hot.

I love how Jordan surrounded herself with straight-up HAGS to make herself look hotter. Unfortunately, bitch looks as cheap as the bras she's hawking.

Jordan and her husband, Peter Andre, recently spent a holiday in Cyprus. She hoped that they would spend their holiday boinking, but unfortunately that was not the case. They were constantly interrupted by their two sons, Harvey and Junior.

She said, "The heat on holiday makes you more horny but when you've got kids it's always a bit hard as one of them could walk in when you've just started. So we have to plan sex carefully."

She also finds Peter's sex past a total turn off.

"It makes me sick. All the women he's been with are dirty rats. I haven't seen one stunning woman he's been with yet that I've been threatened by."

Including yourself darling? This ho isn't one to talk. She's such a damn skank that she didn't know who Harvey's father was! Homegirl is such a ho that she even jacks off with mobile phones!

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Do the boobs make Jordan or does Jordan make the boobs? That’s the $2 question. Katie Price aka Jordan aka Katie Andre is going under for a fourth boob job. This time she wants to have them reduced.

Jordan, 28, is keen to have a third child and thinks that reducing her fake breasts will help this process. She said, "I hate them. Get them out of me. Yuk. I'm having them reduced and I can't wait. I want them done by Christmas for Peter."

"Men may think they're great but they're just not pert any more and it's a turn-off. I used to love them but I don't need them any more. I hardly ever go out now. I'm always in with Peter so I don't need to show them off. I want another baby but I've got to get a boob job first."

Jordan’s 30Gs plan to be reduced by Christmas just in time for the release of her truly terrible music album with Peter Andre. Homegirl needs to keep those things. That’s one of the reasons why I love her. Big titties go well with small brains!

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