The CAPTION THIS Contest
I Love New York... I love it so much, I swallowed it whole. - MattDingo
Before making a run for it, Captain Kotex takes a peek to make sure the coast is clear. - Chocolate Thunda
So this is what it means when they say “results may vary” at the end of diet commercials. - FamousBeer
From the creators of Hannah Montana, comes Disney's latest sensation! Morgan Oregon, He has the best of both worlds. - zomay
Martin Short needs to just accept that his career is over and stop pulling stunts like this. - Migraine Sally
"Save the Queerleader, save the world" - Ginger Chang
Bonus! Here's more pics of this hot bitch.
Kim Kardassian is TOTALLY going to ask for that necklace for Valentine's Day! - Madam S.
The long lost prequel to "2 Girls, 1 Cup" - fanofhomer
"So...do you blow dry?" - Sweetas
When his residuals stopped coming for his role in "The Birds," Maurice moved away from Hollywood and became a dental hygienist. - I Heart Jack
When I asked for a big black pecker in my mouth, this isn't what I wanted. - Jaydawg
Hot Slut Of The Year, Phoebe Price, reveals she too has jumped on the celebrity baby bandwagon and introduces us to her toddler, Half Price. - StewieGriffin
Proof positive that every hairless beaver in Hollywood is knocked up. - City Barbie
Joel Madden was right, Harlow does look just like her mom, Nicole. - BrandyWine
Chihuahua thinking: " I don't know much about human anatomy, but I thought there was supposed to be more than just a head attached to a butt crack". - Miss Priss
My career with Taco Bell is ruined. Ruined. Everyone is calling me a chiHAHA. - Hoozer
Moby's dick - epekia
no one had the heart tell brit-brit and alli simms that isn't sean preston... - Cmoney
It's the world's biggest fish finger!
Lumberjack flannel and a dick bigger than most men? Gotta be Rosie. - ISprainedMyUvula
Lee press-on nails, a tartan farmer's shirt, and handjobs. Sounds like a Huckabee fundraiser. - Niowesda
When Tom Cruise heard that he would win an award for Biggest Dick 2008, he helped design his own trophy. - Green Acres
Do NOT try to do this without those calf guards on, otherwise it's really uncomfortable. - Madam S.
Whitney Houston's doodie bubble makes his was back from the sewer to find her, and he's pissed! - Euphoria
Now that Janice Dickinson has thrown up her whole stomach...I wonder if she will still say she doesn't have bulimia? - Hoozer
Mucinex In, Mucus Out - Green Acres