Blind Items

These two good-looking actors are on separate hit television shows. They are less than ten years apart in age, but Actor A seems much older because he plays an adult on his show, while Actor B plays a teen on his show.

They both traveled out of the country for a fun New Year’s Eve celebration. Despite the fact that one actor brought his “girlfriend” along, the two actors wound up hooking up with each other that week… and have been inseparable ever since. There should be plenty of time for getting cozy, too, because they both enjoy being in the same city, and Actor B’s show isn’t coming back next season. (Blind Gossip)

Shawn Pyfrom (26) from Desperate Houswives, Colton Haynes (24) from Teen Wolf, Chace Crawford (27) from Gossip Girl, Matthew Morrison (34) from Glee, Tyler Hoechlin (25) from Teen Wolf and Joe Jonas (23) from no show were all at the same New Year's party in Sydney, so let's just say they all get naked and had an orgy in the last stall in the men's bathroom.

Is she married? No. Is she pregnant? Yes!

While this over-30 actress would have preferred to have been married prior to getting pregnant, she just got confirmation that she is expecting.

She is normally very fit and has a flat stomach – and wears clothing that shows that off – so it will be interesting to see how quickly she shifts to less form-fitting clothing.

It won’t happen immediately, though. She is only about two months along, and is not showing yet, so don’t expect any baby bump photos for at least a few more weeks. There are a few major industry events coming up soon – and we can’t see her skipping them – so there will be plenty of opportunities to scrutinize her midsection for evidence.

Oh, and yes, she and her cute S.O. (who is less famous) are both happy about the news! At least, that’s what she is telling her friends. He has been much more quiet about it, and says that he doesn’t want to tell anyone for a few more weeks. (Blind Gossip)

I'm going to guess that is about Jennifer Aniston AND Angelina Jolie. They're both knocked up at the same time, they'll both birth out their babies at the same time and they'll both have boys. In 18 years, their boys will fall in love, get married and Jennifer and Angie will be forced to sit at Thanksgiving dinner together FOREVER!

This cute young celebrity is in a tough spot. He wants to live as his real self, but he is part of a group that could suffer if his image changes.

Here’s the situation: He is gay. He has always been gay. But the role he has to play is one which girls would find attractive. So for the past couple of years, he has been pretending to be straight, and pretending to enjoy girls idolizing him.

Now he is growing increasingly uncomfortable with that role. He is frustrated that he can’t openly date guys his age. He is not the only one in his group of colleagues who feels this way. However, for now, he is the only one who has been pushing management to allow him to be the “The Gay One”. He really wouldn’t mind that label at all. The others are trying to stay out of the controversy. While they are privately supportive of him, they are content to play the public game of pretending that they are all straight as long as the paychecks keep rolling in.

His management team – which is substantially older than him – vehemently opposes his coming out. They have made it very clear to him that they are there to sell an image, not to cater to his personal desires to come out. They believe in the more old-fashioned “girls are only interested in straight boy celebrities” school of thought. They don’t believe that a gay young celebrity will sell. They are so convinced of this that they have warned him that if he goes rogue and announces that he is gay, and fans tune out… he will lose his job. (Blind Gossip)

This is supposed to be about one of those One Direction twinks, but I'm going to say that this is Max George from The Wanted and he planted this one himself. If everyone thinks he likes the peen, then maybe Lindsay Lohan will stop hiding in his carry-on.

This A list Victoria's Secret model has been avoiding the DNA test that her baby daddy wants to have done. Seems as if the baby daddy has heard that he might not be the baby daddy and that the real dad is an A list selebrity in his own country just had a baby of his own. (CDAN)

Adriana Lima and Gerard Pique? But Gerard Pique is not the father, Leonardo DiCaprio is. Leonardo DiCaprio is the father of all the VS Angel babies, obviously.

This recent split between a B list celebrity with A list name recognition and his celebrity girlfriend is not for the reasons that are in the press. Turns out that he hooked up with his A list celebrity ex more than once when they met for work. Girlfriend found out about it. (CDAN)

So that's why everyone heard a bone-chilling howl coming from behind Castle Grayskull. JLo and Skeletor were at it again.

What former A list reality star was at Sundance offering herself up for interviews with any media outlet that would take her? There were no takers. None. Publicists were begging, but no one wanted anything to do with the former hated reality star. (CDAN)

See above picture taken at Sundance. And yes, I pulled this picture out of the bargain bin on the photo agency's website.

The paparazzi are in constant pursuit of this star, capturing her every move in L.A.

So can you imagine their surprise when she recently opened the door and a strong scent wafted out, one of the illegal kind.

Two things that make this story interesting;

1) She was driving her then-boyfriend’s car… but he wasn’t in it, so he cannot be blamed for the fresh smell of pot.

2) Keen observers picked up on her somewhat wobbly appearance at a Golden Globe Awards after-party, suggesting that she had too much to drink. Now, in retrospect, her secret habit may explain things better. (Celebzter via Blind Gossip)

Selena Gomez? Two things:

1. ILLEGAL?! The good shit is legal in CA if used for "medicinal purposes" and any trick who dates Justin Bieber automatically gets a prescription. Because you need some strong stuff to deal with the anxiety and shame of dating Justin Bieber.

2. The second point is talking about a video of Selena Gomez "acting drunk" or high at a Golden Globes party. Selena wasn't drunk and she wasn't dancing around a cloud of green smoke. Selena was just trying to balance her gigantic Bratz doll head on her neck. That's all.

This former A list reality star and now someone you probably would not want to spend any time has been trying her hardest to get pregnant and thinks it will give her a chance to be on top of the world again. Please do not let her be pregnant. If you have seen the way she treats other living things in her life, you would not want her to be either. (CDAN)

Another blind item about Wonky McValtrex? It's a comeback! But you know, Wonky Jr. wouldn't have it that bad. After Wonky was done using Wonky Jr. for attention, she'd throw it in the closet with her other living cast-offs. Wonky Jr. would be raised by a pack of malnourished toy dogs, which is way better than being raised by Wonky.

This former almost A list all movie actor has had a hard time getting much work in the past couple of years. Did I mention he is in the closet to the public so hard that he would freak out if there was any light at all coming in? Probably one of the more famous beard relationships in Hollywood. No longer seeing his long time boyfriend, our actor now uses the services of two Thai guys when he needs umm, some stress relief. Problem is he needs to go to their massage shop to get it and one of these days someone will talk or release what must be some CCTV video. (CDAN)

Hayden Christensen? Exhibit: A through Z. That is definitely a post-jizz smile.

Apparently this foreign born almost A list celebrity has talked to his A list actress wife about getting a divorce. Her response? It would be very inconvenient and that she is promoting a movie and would like to focus on that and her other movie coming out later this year and they can talk about it down the road. When this split does happen, it is going to be nasty despite how hard she will try to make it appear civilized. The things he wants to say. (CDAN)

I had to put on a fleece jacket to read that icy blind item again, so I'll go with the ultimate ice queen Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?

We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.

The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.

Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.

This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category. (Blind Gossip)

I really wish this blind item was about The Flinstones and The Rubbles.

This is obviously supposed to be about GOOPY, Jay-Z, Beyonce and Chris Martin. It is way too early in the day and way too early in the week and way too early in the year to open up the picture maker in my brain and create the image of GOOPY flopping like a dead fish on Jay-Z. The image of a camel humping on an organic fish stick is not what my eyes needed for breakfast today.

I refuse to believe that one of Jay-Z's 99 problems is having a little GOOP on his peen. But then again, Jay-Z has seen GOOP dancing up close and it's hard to NOT be seduced by her sweet, sweet moves. She's basically the Mata Hari of WASPs.

These two talented under-25 performers are part of the same project. They have been working together just a couple of years, but they are very popular among the young adult crowd.

They don’t look alike, but both guys are very cute and appealing in their own way. Young girls would probably argue over which one is more worthy of her crush, and which one she would want to marry.

Sorry to disappoint you, girls, but the answer is… neither of them. Although they are both adorable, they are only interested in one other person. And it’s the other guy. Yes, they’re gay. And they are very happy together. Even if they can’t express it yet in public.

And, yes, those setups with girls are all fake. (Blind Gossip)

Harry and Louis from One Erection? But you know, dating Taylor Swift is a pretty obvious way of coming out. (Side note: While doing research for this very important blind item about British twinks, I found a picture of Banana Twinkies. "Why isn't this in my mouth right now?!" said Harry about Louis and me about Banana Twinkies.)

This B- list all movie actress has been in the closet since she burst on the scene a few years ago and was crowned the next it girl. Her lover at the time wanted the actress to come out publicly because she thought it would be great for the career of the actress. Then the lover was going to out our actress on her own, but was talked out of it. The actress was spotted canoodling with another woman over the weekend and if the lover finds out, this could spell a very public outing for the actress. (CDAN)

If it wasn't for the "B- list all movie" part, I'd say Clea Duvall since there are pictures of her kissing on a lady friend in the park.

One too many visits to gay nightclubs has finally caused the C list movie actress of this A list all movie actor to finally give him the boot. He kept saying it was a place where he would not be mobbed by fans. Has he looked at himself in the mirror? She has just finally realized that she will come a distant second to guys. (CDAN)

Jason Statham and Rosie Huntington-Whateverly? I doubt it, but it's all I got today and my brain is otherwise occupied with thoughts of Banana Twinkies.

This high-profile female celebrity bought her boyfriend a beautiful new automobile this holiday season. She even told him that there were no strings attached so that he could feel more manly about it.

He is so appreciative of her thoughtful gift that the first thing he did was to thank her with a few special hours in the bedroom.

The second thing he did was to start calling dealerships and researching the car online to get an idea of its value. That way, when they break up with next year, he can sell it for cash.

He has told friends that he already knows the relationship will likely not survive the upcoming scandal of her discovering how much he cheats on her. But will she be surprised when she finds out the gender of those with whom he is cheating? (Blind Gossip)

Casper Smart and Jlo?

Casper Smart gets some gold digging credits for developing relationships with dealers who will buy his fancy car when JLo terminates his contract after catching him with a mouth full of cock and he has to pay rent for his studio apartment in Van Nuys. Casper should always keep it covered in her garage, never drive it and get her to autograph it so it's worth even more money. Actually, scratch that last part. Having JLo's autograph on your car is worse than a dent and I doubt your insurance will pay to fix it.

But Casper Smart loses gold digging credits for passing his culito around to hard peen when he hasn't even fulfilled his gold digging mission. Doesn't he know that he has to get a diamond engagement ring from JLo and/or hump a baby into her before he goes around sucking dick? Does Liza Minnelli need to sit him down and teach him everything? I swear, these straight-for-pay amateur gold diggers are embarrassing!

This A list all movie actor has been saying all the right things about his marriage and what he is trying to do, but having the escort come over on Christmas Eve is probably not the best way. (CDAN)

Russell Crowe? Exhibit: A. But in his defense, throwing his soft, bloated rolled crepe dick at a call girl is better than throwing a phone at a hotel desk clerk. His anger management coach will say that he's really growing as a person!

So, a couple had sex. Happens everyday. Has not happened to me in a long time, but it happens everyday. Nothing blind item worthy about that. Would it be blind item worthy if the guy was in a long term relationship and the female had been when it happened? A little more so, but still, kind of hum drum. This is the holiday season. Our senses are on overload. We all need more to really make us say oooh. Well, for a teaser, let me say that the guy is a celebrity, but probably a D lister. His significant other? A lister. Our guy also says he is sober, but in reality he drinks pretty much nonstop beginning at noon during the week and way earlier on the weekends. The female he had sex with is also a C list celebrity. Probably used to be almost A list as a celebrity. She is a huge drinker too. One thing leads to another and the couple is alone a few times after drinking and things happen. Not just once. Things have happened a few times. Did I mention that the female and the A list girlfriend are related? That makes it blind item worthy. (CDAN)

Eric Johnson, Jessica Simpson and Asslee Simpson? If Eric loses about 100 pounds, dyes his hair twink blond and waxes every strand of hair from his body, he can really make it a family affair by getting with Papa Joe too.

This B list host and reality star does not wear a wedding ring even though he is married and tells friends that he gets about 10 phone numbers a day from women who want to have sex with him and he picks 1 or 2 to call each week. (CDAN)

AC Slater? Once a man slut, always a man slut.

This celebrity is C- list but probably has A list name recognition. She has not seen sunlight in over a month. She is struggling to stay sober. She has a huge heroin problem and at one point was trading sex for heroin. Her family chipped in to get her a boob job because they thought who would help her modeling career. So far though they have received nothing on their investment except that she did pose for a staggering number of nude photos in a country where she was legal to pose naked. (CDAN)

The Curious Case of Ali Lohan? But you know, if White Oprah was your mom and Michael Lohan's jizz made you, you too would be injecting dragon chasing nectar into your eyeballs.

This actor is not exactly exhibiting model behavior.

He likes to be accompanied by pretty women. They like him, too, even though he goes through them rather quickly. Right now, though, he has a big problem on his hands.

A long time ago, he secretly dated this pretty celebrity (Girl A). They broke up, and she went on to marry another celebrity.

After going through several more women, he dated Girl B for more than a year. Things were going great, so he considered proposing to her. When she knew the moment was coming,though, she got a little too demanding. This turned him off, and he dumped her.

He’s now dating Girl C. Things are going fine. Just one problem. Girl A and Girl B have both crept back into the picture. And, yes, Girl A is still married.

So what is he doing? Sleeping with all three! A and B both know about C (since he is publicly dating her) but they don’t know about each other, and C doesn’t know about either of the other two. It will be very interesting to see how the three women react when they all find out about each other! It shouldn’t take very long… (Blind Gossip)

The model chaser = Leonardo DiCatchAHo (duh)?
Girl A = Gisele Bundchen?
Girl B = Erin Heatheron?
Girl C = Margot Robbie?

Gis Bundchen popped out a baby girl about ten seconds ago and Leo's already tapping her coochie when the swelling hasn't even gone down yet? Gis' daughter will probably be a Victoria's Secret Angel in 18 years and Leo will date her ass then. No shame.

This actor got his start as a child actor in a major franchise. Since then, he has managed to successfully take on more mature roles and has really proven himself as a serious adult actor.

A couple of years ago, he recognized that he had a problem with alcohol and checked himself into rehab before he did something really stupid. He was clean for a few years, but fell off the wagon recently. When he’s drunk he likes to start arguments and pick fights. Given his size, it’s almost amusing that doing a couple of shots turns him into a tough guy who likes to throw around the F word and throw a few punches.

He is currently very busy with multiple projects. We don’t know how he is going to get back on track with his sobriety without causing some major delays in production, but we hope he does so before he gets himself into more serious trouble. (Blind Gossip)

Daniel Radcliffe? But in his defense, he's so damn small that he probably gets drunk just from sniffing Purell too fast.

This former A list television actress who is still A list with name recognition despite a horribly unimpressive movie career was headed on a very expensive vacation this week when a mom pushing a girl in a wheelchair came up to the actress and said that her daughter has leukemia and wondered if the actress would pose for a photo. The actress took a look at the girl and shook her head and said, "Sorry. Don't have time." The actress then went outside and had a cigarette. (CDAN)

Well, I bet this blind item was written by Maddox on the carcass of a Beanie Baby, so I'll guess Jennifer Aniston?

These musicians have been dating on and off for a year or two. Both are very famous, both have been at the top of the charts multiple times, and both have a history of hooking up with some interesting partners.

There have been some headlines lately that he has been cheating on her behind her back and that this has been very upsetting to her.

It shouldn’t be too difficult to guess the identities of the two musicians. But we have some additional information to dish: we know the identity of the woman with whom he has been cheating! And it is just the most delicious gossip ever!

The Third Party is also a celebrity. You have seen her on TV (probably on more than one show) many times, but not in movies. She is not a musician herself… but she certainly has a taste for musicians. Sometimes several in one week.

To top it all off, this hot little tart is married, and portrays herself as the perfect wife and mother.

The Third Party has a new TV project launching next year, and it would certainly leave a sour taste in the mouths of her fans if they knew that she has an insatiable appetite for men outside of her marriage… and that she is “the other woman” coming between these two celebrities! (Blind Gossip)

John Mayer, Katy Perry and Giada "Blow Job Queen" de Laurentiis?

This Television Personality likes to provide details of her pregnancy and birth so that she can seem like a good mom.

Only it’s all a lie. The Liar publicly claims to have carried her children and to have given birth to them herself. The truth is that she used her money to hire a surrogate (for more than one child) so she wouldn’t “ruin her body” and she could have babies “whenever she wanted.” Yes, she is that rich and that superficial. No medical issues. Just vanity.

Well, someone on her television show has called her on her lie. The price for spilling the beans? A lawsuit. This woman is rich and vengeful and she won’t hesitate to use her money to squelch the truth so that she can maintain her image… and hurt The Spiller.

The only problem is that in filing a suit… she has to reveal her secret. Then the world will know. And her kid/s will know.

That’s the second secret. Her children don’t know that they are the product of surrogacy! That’s because The Liar shows them photos of her with a pillow under her shirt and tells them that the photo was taken when Mommy was pregnant with them. Did she really think she could get away with that one forever?

There’s also a third secret The Liar has been keeping. It’s about who she has been sleeping with for the couple of years. It’s not her husband. It’s someone who is well-known to people in her area. And he would not appreciate being outed as the third party in her marriage.

So, The Liar would be well-advised to back off at this point. The Spiller – and others – do not respond well to threats. And they have lots more to spill. (Blind Gossip)

On the last episode of The Real Plasticwives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville told Kim Richards and the other vapid hags something about Adrienne Maloof that was so SCANDALOUS!!! that Bravo bleeped it out. Kim Richards later tells Adrienne at a party about what Brandi said and Bravo bleeped it out and Adrienne threatened to sue Brandi for slander. Wetpaint claimed a couple of days ago that Brandi's big secret about Adrienne was that she used a leased baby oven to have her chirruns and told everyone she carried them herself and had c-sections. Adrienne is throwing a lawsuit at Brandi to shut her up and apparently threatened Bravo with one as well.

So this blind item is obviously about Adrienne and Brandi. Who knew that Adrienne taught Beyonce everything she knows? But whatever, I'm still sticking with my theory that Brandi told everyone that Adrienne is actually Jackalman in drag and has come to Earth after being chased out of Thundera by his rivals the Thundercats. My guess makes the most sense.

You’re hearing it here first: This young celebrity couple has broken up!

He swore up and down that he wasn’t going to embarrass her again by getting caught with another girl. That promise didn’t last long. Maybe a couple of weeks. He was behaving badly last week, and he got caught. He deserved to get caught, too. Did he really think her cousin wouldn’t rat him out? Of course she did! That’s what cousins do.

When his girlfriend found out, she immediately told him “It’s over!” Then she went out and got rowdy with her girlfriends (who always knew he was trouble). Yes, that performance is about him.

Will they stay broken up this time? We don’t know. She forgave him last time for embarrassing her. And they got a ton of press for the courtship and the dating and the break up and the reconciliation. Why not do it again? Plus, she really, really loves the attention she gets from the paparazzi for being his girlfriend. And the magazine covers. And the endorsements. And the bigger fan base. Yes, putting up with him has a lot of perks. (Blind Gossip)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? I feel like that blind item was written on pink lined paper and passed to me in 7th grade homeroom. These children.

This attractive, under-40 actress is the star of primetime television show. She has good comedic chops and is bound to have a long career.

She is also bound to be bound tonight. You see, our girl likes to be tied up. She may be assertive and outspoken in real life but she prefers to be completely dominated in the bedroom. Nothing sadistic. Just fun. (Blind Gossip)

Zooey Deschanel, you kinky pixie, you!

This B+ all movie actress who sometimes flirts with A list said she always thought her ex-husband was gay because he always wanted the lights off and only ever had sex if he could have her butt. Yep. They did manage to make child(ren) so guess it was not everytime. (CDAN)

If that read "if he could have somebody else's butt," I would firmly guess Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl?

This foreign born actress and singer who is starting to make a name for herself has been sharing a hotel room for the past two weeks with this former A list celebrity who is now more famous for his offspring. (CDAN)

Susan Boyle and Bruce Jenner!

We know the tabloids and the fans are loving this hot young couple!

We also know that the relationship is completely fake and won’t last much longer.

The paparazzi are notified whenever they are on the move so they can be photographed holding hands and looking like a couple.

All the hand-holding and party kissing is totally staged. They don’t really care about each other… but they both sure know how to play the publicity game! They also know that they can never, ever admit that the whole relationship is a publicity stunt.

And here’s a fact that will either trouble fans or leave them greatly relieved: They aren’t really spending the night together! They walk into the front door of her hotel holding hands, but he only spends a few minutes with her. He spends the night at his own place, and then meets up with her the next morning when they are ready to leave. The couple then leaves the hotel through the front door a couple a minutes apart to make it look like they spent the night together.

The relationship is scheduled to be a very short one. They may ring in the New Year as a couple… but they won’t make it to Valentine’s Day. (Blind Gossip)

When you're in a karaoke bar in a year and drunkenly singing the song Taylor Swift wrote about this fake breakup, just remember that the lyrics are all a lie! Taylor Swift lied to you!

I don't know if this blind item is telling the truth, but I do squint my eyes Taylor-style every time I see pictures of Harry Styles strolling out of her hotel. If he really did spend the night with Taylor, he'd come out of the hotel with a face full of tiny hearts that she draw on him with a pink Sharpie when he was passed out asleep. Harry would also come out holding a plastic bag with his frozen panties in them. It isn't a Taylor Swift slumber party until she's stolen a pair of panties out of your bag, dipped 'em in water and froze 'em. So yeah, if they're faking it, her publicist should really pay attention to important details like that.

This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.

There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.

The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way. (Blind Gossip)

Let's just pretend this isn't about Taylor Swift and John Mayer and say it's really about Betty White and Rip Torn.

This reality show judge now has made it to 13 contestants and potential contestants he has had sex with. He doesn't promise them anything, but he implies they will move further along if they sleep with him. (CDAN)

Simon Cowell, Adam Levine or L.A. Reid?

This hated former B list reality star who is now a D list celebrity needs money and knows the way to get it is either a new reality show which unfortunately is not as far fetched as I hoped it would be or porn. She approached Playboy and they turned her down, but she has approached an adult video company about doing a Nadya Suleman type video. They are into the idea, but so far her asking fee is about ten times what Octomom got and they are only willing to pay her double and only because she is better looking. Hope they are not expecting better acting skills. (CDAN)

Heidi Montag, but how is she going to do fap porn since I'm pretty sure her crotch is as plastic and smooth as Barbie's?

This actor is B- list or even C+ list but almost everyone knows who he is because of who he has dated. He has tried to date women but it just is not satisfying for him or the women. He generally finds one woman he can be great friends with and makes it last and last. There are no short term things. When you talk to him there is a lot of bitterness about his past and people he feels took advantage of him and his sexual preferences. He says his relationship with this A list all movie actor was instant and "torrid." Whenever they could find a moment they were all over each other. He says the A lister told him it was the first time he seriously considered coming out and that he was falling in love with our C lister.

For months they were inseparable. The A lister then introduced the C lister to another A lister all movie who also was struggling with his own sexual preferences but was equally attracted to men and women but took an instant liking to our C lister and started having sex with him on a regular basis, but only when the A lister was out of LA and could be more private. Both of the A listers were using the C lister on a regular basis and the first A lister continued to profess his love for the C lister and said that he was going to help the C lister with his career and to just stick with him. As part of the help though, he needed the C lister to stay in the background and soon they would be together.

So, the C lister did not work as much as he could have and for several years did not have any work because his job was to keep his A lister happy. Then one day, the A lister said that there were too many rumors about the pair and the A lister was leaving and that the C lister was never to call him again and gave him a check for $100K. Our C lister had been cruising to B list or A list status and now had no prospects and had given up because of promises made. It took him a year before he could get work again and now he never misses the opportunity to talk about how they used him. (CDAN)

Today seems like as good of a day as any for the short comeback of the "Austin Nicholas and Jakey Gyllenhaal are licking each other's asses" rumor, so that's my guess. Austin Nicholas for the C-lister? Jake Gyllenhaal for the first A-lister? And I have no clue who the second A-lister could be. Who has Taylor Swift "dated" recently?

This Real Housewife has had sex with so many guys that she is one degree of separation away from every other version of the show except New Jersey,. She slept with a guy who has slept with a woman on Beverly Hills. She has slept with a guy who has slept with a woman in New York. She has slept with a guy who has slept with a woman in Orange County and has done the same in Atlanta and Miami. Only New Jersey has somehow managed to escape her attempt to be the sexual Kevin Bacon of Real Housewives. (CDAN)

La Bruja from The Real Housewives of Miami, obviously. No man can resist her black magic goodness. Or it could be Brandi from RHoBH or Joanna "Super Whore" Krupa (copyright: Adriana) from RHoMiami.

This female B list host of an A list very hit reality show has found her new conquest. A very married A list politician. (CDAN)

Padma Lakshmi from Top Chef and Chris Christie?

What A+ list all movie actress is finally getting a chance to explore with women which is something she has always wanted to do. While on the set she met someone who changed her life and the pair have continued to explore, although not as much as they did while filming. The actress is not going to leave her significant other for the woman, although he has said that he feels threatened by this new version of the actress. He does say she is nicer than she has ever been before. (CDAN)

Please tell me it's Halle Berry!

Which celebrity left his girlfriend shocked when she found he had attached sex toys to their toilet? (The People via Blind Gossip)

Instead of using my brain to guess the answer for this blind item, I'm going to use it to sketch the prototype for a dildo toilet seat.

This famous actor has always come across as a good guy, a good husband, and a good father. It’s hard to imagine him as anything but a good guy. Well, we have a little story that may dispel that notion.

When he was married to this famous actress, he was not exactly faithful. When he traveled on business, he liked to pick up random women.

He would go to a local bar, check out the women, and select one for the evening. His woman of choice usually looked like Brigitte Nielsen in her prime: six feet tall, with short, blonde hair. Basically, someone who looked exactly the opposite of his wife.

When he took the girl back to his hotel room, he never wanted to have regular intercourse. It was all backdoor action for him. No, the fact that he was married with children at the time didn’t seem to be a factor at all in his decision to have unprotected sex with a random stranger.

Both he and his ex-wife have moved on, but we do wonder if she knew about his constant cheating. We also wonder if he cheats on his current wife. Why? Because she doesn’t look like Brigitte Nielsen either! (Blind Gossip)

Bruce Willis? And now everyone on the set of The Expendables 2 knows why Dolph Lundgren's trailer rocked hard every time Bruce Willis came by for some afternoon tea.

Who is the super-hip reality star flaunting a sizzling lesbian affair with her producer and gushing to cast mates that the romance is her ticket to network sitcom? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Munch your way to that sitcom, Mama June! Pour some sketti sauce on it, and nom your way to that sitcom contract!

If this isn't about Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, then it must be about La Bruja from The Real Housewives of Miami, because they're the only "super-hip" reality stars I know of.

A visitor to a film set brought their dog with them. One of the lead actors (who is very well-known) chatted briefly with the dog owner, whom he had previously met. The actor told the visitor that he actually owned a similar dog years ago, and that he really missed her.

When the dog owner received a phone call requiring them to leave the set, our actor volunteered to watch the dog. The delighted dog owner accepted the offer and promised to return in about an hour.

They were actually gone about twenty minutes. When they returned, they were told that the actor had gone to his trailer, and had taken the dog with him. The dog owner went to the trailer and, amused to hear the actor talking to the dog, opened the door without knocking.

They found the actor naked and erect behind the dog. The actor quickly covered up, muttering some sort of excuse. The horrified dog owner grabbed the dog and left. The actor has since contacted the dog owner twice to offer compensation in exchange for their silence. (Blind Gossip)

How in the hell didn't the dog owner scream for the police, the animal precinct, the FBI, the President of the United States, Cesar Milan, Mariska Hargitay and the owner of a whistle store, because all the rape whistles needed to be blown over this mess. I would've done more than grab my dog. I would've grabbed for the nearest thing to throw. Then after I told ALL the authorities about this, I would've made fliers with his face over the words "DO NOT SELL PEANUT BUTTER TO THIS DOG RAPIST" on them. And I'd give a flier to every grocery store, because bitch has no business buying peanut butter...chunky or creamy.

This B list actress from a very hit cable show says everything is fine in her not very long marriage. Then, why is everything being packed up from her home while she is on a press tour? He can't handle her fame. He is insecure and jealous and has found someone else. Our actress just closes her eyes and wants it to go away and for everything to be perfect. (CDAN)

Claire Danes? Now she can finally be with Jordan Catalano.

This teenage reality star has to be chaperoned when she sees her celebrity boyfriend because the last few times they have been alone together they have made it very clear they have a sexual relationship and her mom is freaked out about her getting pregnant. Way more concerned about image and brand than her daughter. She should be concerned about the photos and chats she has with her boyfriend while he is on the road. When he is not sleeping with other fans. (CDAN)

"Now, Kylie, sex isn't just something you should give away. It's special and beautiful and you and Cody Simpson should really wait until you're older. That way you can legally do it in front of a camera and I can sell that tape to Vivid for millions of dollars. Now give mama a hug and let's go shopping for edible panties." - Pimp Mama Kris to Kylie Jenner

Although this famous actor is now over the age of 50, he is instantly recognizable as the star of at least one television series and many movies. At his prime, every woman wanted to date him and every man wanted to be him.

He has a wonderful vacation home that is not located on either coast. When his wife is not with him, he likes to invite young men to party with him at this house. Boys only. Yes, he is gay (although he has always vehemently denied it). He is especially partial to young, burly bears. Yes, he likes them hairy. (Blind Gossip)

John Travolta has to hog up every blind item about boy butt sex, so I refuse to guess John Travolta. Besides, he has a vacation house in Florida and I'm sure he loves to have bear parties when Kelly Preston is with him, because she hands out honey-flavored condoms and boysenberry lube. Not Travolta.

I'll pull out Don Johnson's name as a guess, because everybody knows his face and he's had more than one TV show and has been in a million movies. I don't know if he has a non-coastal vacation home, but one time I was eating sunflower seeds by the pool at my mom's timeshare in Arizona and I saw some dude who sort of looked like Don Johnson. That's my proof and it works for me. Also, I can totally see Don Johnson dressed up like a park ranger while surrounded by a bunch of hairy bears. And I just wanted an excuse to link to a picture of a young Don Johnson getting pantsed by Sal Mineo.

These two very attractive actresses were both stars of multiple television series, although they have not starred on the same show. Both are intelligent and well-educated. Both have been nominated for multiple awards, although neither has won any big awards.

What few people know is that the two actresses were in a very happy lesbian relationship with each other for several years. One of them was ready to come out of the closet, but her team talked her out of it at the last minute. They told her that it would hurt the ratings for the very successful show she was on at the time, and that it would also potentially hurt the career of her partner if they were publicly seen together.

The two women have since broken up, but it certainly would have been quite a shock to the fans if they had come out as a couple at the time! BTW, one actress got married and had children. The other has remained single, but has “dated” several famous men, and is now linked to her costar. (Blind Gossip)

Marcia Cross and Kathryn Morris? That's all I've got.

This A list model and D list actress at least in regards to ability has been dating this A list actor for quite some time. He had her convinced that all the rumors about him and his sexuality were untrue. At first when they started dating they would have passionate sex every night. She was used to three or four times a day or at least guys wanting it that often with her, but she still put it down to his age and his work schedule. Then, after a few months it reduced to a few times a week and then to about once a month and then, as she discovered it was just with the help of several Viagra pills. No man had ever needed Viagra with her before. When she confronted him about it he would say it was because he was tired or sore from working out or jet lagged. He would then take her shopping or on a trip and she would let it slide. When she started talking about marriage and kids though, this action star admitted that he prefers men over women. (CDAN)

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly and Jason Statham who's always got gay rumors tugging at his ass lips, but maybe he just knows how to get his piece to stop nagging him about marriage shit.

This singer was almost A list at one point. When she was in a group she was A++ list with that group. Solo? Almost hit A list. Was thisclose. She has also been a sex symbol for lots of guys over the years. Over the past couple of months she has started coming out to many of her friends and family and the person she was most scared of not being supportive was actually really great and shows that person does have kind spot after all. (CDAN)

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