Blind Items

July 05, 2012: MediaTakeOut.com just learned that as early as TOMORROW, a popular hip hop star (who HAS been reported on here) will COME OUT OF THE CLOSET as bisexual.

We've been SWORN to secrecy for NOW - but we're told that the official announcement is being prepared and will be ready as early as tomorrow.

We've been asked to keep the name confidential until the release. But a hint - he's popular with YOUNG FOLK and many of y'all have been calling him GAY since he first hit the scene. (Media Takeout via Blind Gossip)

The Frank Ocean guesses are invalid, because apparently the PEEN AND POON LOVER in this blind item has never EVER been open about his LOVE of all genitals EVER ever before. (Yes, MediaTakeOut always inspires me to use random capitalization for dramatic purposes.)

The only guess I've got is Ne-Yo, but I'm probably every kind of wrong since he doesn't really belong in the hip hop category. Oh, screw the Ne-Yo guess, I'll go with MC Skat Kat instead.

You would never know it by looking at this used to be all movie actor who now is on a fairly hit television show but he is a sex crazed nympho. The thing is he only likes guys. He is one of those actors who has never actually bothered to come out and say he is gay, but everyone just kind of assumes he is. There have never been any girlfriends, but no one has ever just come out and asked him about his sexuality. On his show he plays a straight guy and the rest of his roles seem to be more asexual than anything else. One of his most proud sexual conquests was taking the virginity of this former A list tweener. He did it at a basketball game. He never stops talking about that story and how he had 15 minutes and made it happen. He never spoke to the tweener again. Our actor loves finding someone new and will strike whenever he can. At this point he considers his trailer boring as he has had so many guys in and out of it over the filming of his show and it has not even been on that long. The thing is our actor is very anal retentive and does not allow anyone he has sex with to come to his house. He doesn't really like having a boyfriend and prefers just random acts. He is not even that good looking but he can talk guys into anything. One time he took the date away from this A list movie actress he had co-starred with in a very big movie and then spent an hour in the bathroom and then our actor brought him back out and said, I'm through with him. He is all yours again. (CDAN)

I've got nothing, but I will say that "He is all yours again" is something I long to hear a one-time trick say to someone else after he's left me on the floor of a bathroom.

Also, CDAN celebrated Independence Day yesterday by giving up the answers to a bunch of blind items. Get 'em all here. Seeing all the answers showed me that if blind item guessing was a class, I'd probably get a bronze star for trying.

This A-lister is very fond of his co-stars. He has left a slew of one night stands and hook-ups in the wake of his many films. While he was in a committed relationship, he managed to have repeated booty calls with one of his lesser known co-stars in a money-making franchise. That ended once filming wrapped, but he moved on with a beauty he shared the silver screen with while he was still in the relationship. After his co-star broke up with her long term love, she demanded he do the same or else she was never going to speak to him again. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Johnny Depp, Amber Heard and one of the mermaids from the last Pirates of the Caribbean?

What former A list female movie star best known for one very famous role who has crashed down to a C as she has got older sent back three bodyguards on her recent trip because they did not measure up to her attractiveness standards. She won't be seen with any men she is paying for unless they are going to look good next to her. If they are willing to spend the night and have some fun off the clock, then so much the better. The fact that she has a boyfriend is irrelevant. She might be paying him too. (CDAN)

Who other than Sharon Stone? When Sharon Stone's not hunting for furry animals to scare out of their coats with her ice cold cunt glare, she's hunting for her next orgasm. Sharon is the only A-lister (she is forever A-list)I know who can confidently ask a prospective bodyguard during an interview if he's opposed to frisking her body with his dick. And she'll ask it while uncrossing her legs.

Single Guy and Married Couple have been friends for a long time. You will often catch pretty photos of them hanging out together every couple of months. No, this isn’t going where you think it’s going. They are not a threesome. Nor is Single Guy romantically involved with Married Girl. However, they do have a very interesting arrangement.

Single Guy is quite the package, so it’s not exactly hard for him to land an attractive woman. In fact, he always seems to have a new Single Girl on his arm. However, he is not the only one doing the selecting. Married Girl has a big say in Single Buy’s choice of mates. That’s because the bottom line is that the Single Girl is really for her. That’s right. The real couples here are: Single Guy + Married Guy and Single Girl + Married Girl.

So, now you know that whenever Single Guy breaks up with his Single-Girl-of-the-Month, it’s really because Married Girl has decided that it’s time. Married Girl is the selector of Single Girl, ergo the decision maker in Single Girl’s termination.

It doesn’t always go smoothly, though. Once the Single Girl is part of this lifestyle, the fame-by-association and the lifestyle can make it very difficult to leave. However, they always do go, thanks to a binding contract and a nice payoff. (Blind Gossip)

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford? Okay, I can sort of picture Cindy and Stacy in a lesbian pretzel, but I think I strained my one brain cell from trying to imagine George and Rande licking on each other's butts. I just can't. 

These two well-known female Scientologists have secretly hooked up. One is married and the other is divorced. They are not overt lesbians, but some nights – when the booze is flowing and the timing is right – they rush into each other’s arms. Who are they? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

This is one blind item that I hope is true, because Kelly Preston deserves to get hers while John Travolta is out there getting his from every massage therapist who doesn't scream for dear life when he unleashes his wrinkly, hungry tunnel of love. We all know muncher extraordinaire Kirstie Alley can eat a sandwich down to its crust while sitting across the room from it, so Kelly is in good hands....lips...tongue flicks..etc...

Can you name the married talk-show icon who is notorious for dr*nk-dialing his female assistants and producers? The pushy personality is all business on TV, but after a few drinks he turns into an overheated sex hound. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Matt Lauer? But if they're using the word icon the way it should be used, I'll guess Willard Scott?

The search for a replacement for the costar of this television show has dragged on for months. The producers have finally narrowed it down to three men. They are all in their 30s and 40s. One is a funny actor, one is a professional performer, and one is just a pro. All three are very comfortable on camera and have good chemistry with the current costar.

The really interesting twist is that there is one other last-minute dark-horse entry: the current costar’s ex. He would certainly be ratings-grabber, but we don’t know how much longevity he would have on the show, and the producers really want someone for the long haul.

Out of the running: two gay talkers (both are too busy with other projects), two over-50 contenders (too old), and the current costar’s current SO. (Blind Gossip)

Show: LIVE! with Kelly
Funny actor: Jerry O'Connell?
Professional performer: Pat Kiernan of NY1?
Pro: Michael Strahan?
Dark-horse: Trace Cyrus?

This actor is just about A list. He does a mix of television and movies and is one of those guys who you just feel is on the way to superstardom, but just can't quite get the perfect role. I guess he would be A- then. He is married. Hooker stories would not be fun if the guy was not married. This would also get rid of Charlie Sheen which would be every person's guess for anything to do with a man and hookers. Oh, Sean Penn would be a guess too. But you know even in the middle of nowhere if you say actor and hooker, someone is going to say Charlie Sheen. This actor I am referring to is married as I said, and she is famous in her own right. In certain ways she might have eclipsed her husband's fame. The husband has been in trouble before with hookers. The thing is he loves them. He says that the first thing he does before going to a new city is to see what their escort situation is and he spends a few hours in front of the computer deciding which ones he is going to have and on what days and in what order. When he gets to the city he makes himself wait and then he invites them over one by one to the point where he has had four or five different women in one night. After being busted several times by his wife, he now has it down to a science and plans his schedule in advance to make sure that when he is with the women, his wife will be busy. She checks up on him constantly when they are apart. The thing is he rarely does anything while at home with anyone because he is too scared of getting caught and feels like when he is away from LA that most people don't know what he looks like. Well, no one said he was incredibly brilliant. After the last time he was caught his wife made him go to outpatient sex therapy. He still goes but the second he is out of town his fingers are dialing. He has not had sex with his wife in months and he said they once went a whole year without sex. This is his excuse for being with the hookers. (CDAN)

Josh Duhamel or Ben Affleck?

These two young stars costarred in one of the biggest movies of the year and everyone speculated that they had an affair. But that’s only half right. The female lead DID have an on set fling – but not with her costar – with her costar’s GIRLFRIEND when she came to visit! Ironically, the girlfriend is also a major star but she wouldn’t let her hunky boyfriend join in the fun. Both women are bisexual and he’s straight. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)

Jennifer Lawrence seems like a smart ho with a brain that will turn on a flashing red siren if something doesn't seem like a good idea (wearing that dress doesn't count), so why in the name of teeth marks on a clit would she expose her delicate parts to that terrifying bear trap of veneers in Miley Cyrus' mouth? That's like me using an electric rotating brush as a dildo. (Actually, I wouldn't put that past me. Desperate times, etc...) So because of this, I refuse to believe this is Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus. If it is supposed to about those three, then I refuse to believe it's true.

I'll just guess that this is The Lorax, Grammy Norma and The Lorax's off-screen girlfriend Sally O'Malley. That makes more sense. SOLVED!

This one is buzzing both sides of the Atlantic: a very famous LA name is in a love triangle.

The story goes like this: Miss Boldface, who has a high opinion of herself that is not always shared by others, has formed a fascinating friendship with a household name. Mr Very Famous has had problems in the past, all smoothed over because of kids, image, celebrity wife… the usual reasons. Mrs Very Famous knows all about this latest triangle but is unlikely to issue divorce proceedings at the moment as she has interests in other directions, including commercial ones. How long this situation will hold is anyone’s guess – especially if they read this. (The Morton Report via Blind Gossip)

Miss Boldface (which sounds like the name of a Clue character I would've played every time as a kid): Katherine Jenkins?
Mr. Very Famous: Becks?
Mrs. Very Famous: Posh?

The meeting must have been incredible. Executives sitting around talking about the teen actress who was starring in a fairly big hit for them. Wholesome and pure on the screen and living with her drug dealer at home. No one knew at first that the teen lived with her drug dealer. He was just a guy they would see with her. Sure, he was older, and yes, they whispered they would prefer if he was white at least. And did you see the tattoos? And now it turns out he is also her drug dealer and that they live together. They wanted to know if she was old enough to be living with someone legally like that. Where were her parents? Probably doing drugs too. It all started off well for everyone. They really liked this tween actress. She was going to make them all rich and had started off doing just that. Then all of a sudden her drug dealer ex-boyfriend shows up and moves in with their actress and starts showing her off around town. Apparently she owed him money and it was not just for her, but also money he was owed for drugs her friends and family took too. She was going to pay it off. He was going to stay with her until she did. The actress didn't mind because she didn't have many friends in LA and here was a guy who was usually nice to her and gave her good drugs and all she had to do was sleep with him. She thought her mom had probably slept with him too. They were closer in age. The executives had a word with the dealer. How much was he owed? They quietly paid him off and sent him on his way and gave him plenty extra to never come back and hook up with their meal ticket again. Too late. (CDAN)

My head is empty (stop right there and this sentence will still be factually correct) of any guesses. It's not Lindsay Lohan and it must be a trick from Nickelodeon, because Disney makes all their hos use their in-house drug dealers.

These celebrity siblings got into a screaming match after the more well known of the two accused the lesser known of reverting back to an old cocaine habit. The war started awhile ago after the lesser known started hanging out with a tabloid favorite who recently held up production thanks to the nasty habit. It reached a boiling point and threats were made including a cutoff of financial help. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Haylie Duff did party with Blohan at Chateau Marmont the other night, so....

If this is Hils and Hay, Hilary has every reason to bitch a trick out. Hilary probably paid for Haylie to get her schnoz whittled down. Before Haylie's schnoz job, she couldn't deep throat a peen proper, because her long ass nose would always hit the dude's crotch skin first. But now she can thanks to Hilary! And Haylie could be screwing all that work up. Hopefully, Hils told Hay to snort the bad shit up through her butt like every smart cokehead with a nose job does.

In Hollywood, it seems like most of the actors you read about are cheating on their wives. It doesn't matter who their wife is or what she looks like, chances are she is getting cheated on and probably frequently. Well, this former A list actor and probably still a B- is one of the greatest cheaters ever. There is nothing he would not do to have sex with someone. I think I will focus on the time he was married to the wife before his current one. She is an actress too. A good one. A very good one although people seem to discount her skills for some reason. I think it is because she comes across as an airhead which she isn't. She just thinks that is what people expect of her in public so she plays to that role.

Anyway, our actor once got his wife drunk so she would pass out and then called over a woman and had sex with her on the bedroom floor with his wife sleeping in the bed. This was a favorite trick of his. He would often get his wife drunk or drugged out so she would pass out and he could cheat. When he was working there was not a day that went by that he did not have sex with someone on set. Most of the time it was someone new everyday, but if someone was particularly intriguing he would have sex with her a few days in a row. Our actor was not careful about using protection during sex and his wife lived in constant fear of what she would catch from him. There was the time our actor dropped his wife off to get her hair done and while she was getting it done at the salon he suggested, the actor was having sex out in the parking lot with the owner of the salon. Our actress put up with it for years. Our actor always said he would change but never did. He would always talk his way back into her life. (CDAN)

Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith?

A few years ago, this celebrity swore she would have nothing to do with all those “sleazy reality stars.” She told friends that reality stars had no talent, made no contribution to making the world a better place, that their antics were “disgusting”, and that she didn’t want to spend one minute of her life thinking about them or being involved with them.

Fast forward a few years and a few failures later, and she now has a whole new attitude. She is currently in deep discussions with the three reigning kings of reality television. What is she doing? Trying to become the Reality Queen! In addition to her recent reality dabbling, she is trying to bring aboard some star friends to do a reality show to mend their reputation. She is also considering staging the ultimate reality stunt herself: Her own wedding.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! She doesn’t have a perfume, but, if she did, it would be called… Desperation. (Blind Gossip)

Wannabe reality queen: Ooooooooooprah?
Three reigning kings of reality: Ryan Gaycrest, Simon Cowell and Mark Burnett?

As much as I'd love to see Oprah's homegirls, John Travolta and Tommy Girl, star in a reality show called Beard Swap on OWN, she just needs to stop and enjoy all the zillions of dollars that fall out of her ass every minute. Bitch can buy a deserted island, replace the sand with key lime cake crumbs and roll around naked in it with Gayle all day long. 

What was a fading teen idol doing in a questionable neighborhood late one night? Catching a bite to eat at a local restaurant, uncomfortably posing with the occasional fan for photos, and… scoring drugs?

That’s right. When he thought no one was looking, he met up with the local party girl, who took him into the alley next to a restaurant. Were they asking for menu recommendations? Not unless they come from some shady character dressed all in black in an alley. The hookup girl did the introductions. The two men nodded at each other, exchanged a couple of words, and then exchanged money for a black plastic baggie. The whole deal took less than a minute, and our boy looked very paranoid, glancing around, and pulling his baseball cap low over his eyes. The man in black took off in one direction, and our boy jumped into a waiting car with the local girl and split.

My, my, my, this young performer is quite the multi-tasker! Television appearances , bad music, fake relationships, and he still manages to find time to score a little sum sum in the back alleys. Time to go to rehab, brah! (Blind Gossip)

Joe Jonas? The most dreadful part of this is that Joe Jonas has to buy his bad shit in a dark alley like some common crack whore. Can't Mickey Mouse hook one of his former hos up? Even some seriously trashy coke sluts I've known get their shit delivered. Disney prostitots! They're not like us!

There’s been plenty of speculation about this hot young r&b star’s sexuality, but most of it has been drowned out by the adoration by fans and famous alike. After keeping folks guessing in 2011, this soul singer will answer any questions about which team he’s swinging for with his upcoming musical release.

Sorry, but the only other hint we can give is he had at least one big rap collabo last year. (Bossip)

Ne-Yo?

This respected TV personality and her producer/ filmmaker husband have both had same-sex affairs throughout their long marriage. She’s been hooking up with a famous female author, and he’s been linked to many openly gay Broadway actors and dancers. Who are they? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Respected TV personality: Diane Sawyer?
Producer/filmmaker husband: Mike Nichols?
Famous female author: Of course, it's either Stephanie Meyer, E.L. James or Jackie Collins?

Just throw this blind item on the pile marked "Possible Reasons to Love DiSaw Even More." It's right next to the pile marked "Reasons to Love DiSaw." If this is true, I wonder if DiSaw and Barbara Walters ever lezzed out until the break of dawn in one of the ABC News control rooms. Do coochie slurping noises sound different when the coochie slurpers' got a lisp?

This celebrity was invited to a party hosted by a group of several celebrities with whom she used to be friendly. She did not want to attend the party, but did allow her adult children to go, as they had grown up with many of the people who were there. The celeb directed her kids to call her immediately if anything suspicious or “too adult” happened at the party.

She soon got a call from her daughter (an actress), who reported that many of the celebs that Mom knew were hanging around a table. On that table were long, long lines of powder, some running the entire length of the table. Several big names were hovering over the table and hoovering up its contents. Among that group:

An actress whose beauty has been destroyed more by plastic surgery than by age. She is married to an actor whose career is faring better than hers.
An actor who is known for only one role in a nostalgic TV show
The one-role actor’s wife. She is an actress, too, and hails from a famously screwed-up family.
Mom calmly asked her daughter what she thought she should do. The daughter – who is a rising star and seems to have her head screwed on straight – immediately pulled her sibling away from the party and headed for home. (Blind Gossip)

Fun-hating celebrity mom: Lisa Marie Presley, Demi Moore, Peggy Lipton or Katie Holmes?
Snitch ass daughter: Riley Keough, Tater Head Willis, Rashida Jones or Suri?
Plastic wife with famous husband: Melanie Griffith?
One role actor: Danny Masterson?
One role actor's wife: Bijou "Will Fuck A Snake" Phillips?

This Hollywood actor is in the process of getting a divorce. The reason for the split is mostly due to his repeated cheating. Now that the process has started, he’s feeling deep regret and is doing everything he can to stop the divorce. We hear it’s too late and it will go through, but he’s even offered his wife a promise that he would quit the biz forever if she’ll take him back. (BuzzFoto)

David Arquette and Courteney Cox? But David Arquette can't slip his resignation letter under Hollywood's door until we get a sequel to Never Been Kissed (called Never Been Fucked, obviously)!

What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable sex party with multiple male escorts? The actor is known for his wild partying and hooker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Wonderful. Now the image in my head of the dehydrated warlock doing lines of the bad shit off of a call girl's chocha lips has a new neighbor in the form of an image of the dehydrated warlock doing lines of the bad shit out of a hustler's ass crack as the call boy pinches his nostrils and mouth to keep the vomit from pouring out of his face holes.

Oh well, I guess if Charlie doesn't lock your ass in a bathroom or rage at you for stealing his Rolex cock ring, it's easy-ish money. Due to always having coke dick, I doubt the tiger-blooded terror ever gets hard, so the call boy doesn't have to wear out his jaw while sucking on that shit. It's probably like gargling on a fettuccine noodle. Hell, I bet the call boy doesn't even have to put his mouth on it that since Charlie is too coked up to notice. The hustler just sits in the corner, sucking loudly on a condom and Charlie thinks he's getting the beej of his life!

Lots of stars currently filming this weird movie. We’ll focus on two of them. She is a young – but very experienced – actress. He is at least ten years older than her, and is starring in several films this year. They are doing a scene together. He enters the scene wearing nothing but a thong that barely covers his private parts. It is not a bedroom scene. She stops filming, pulls her publicist aside, and talks about how uncomfortable she is with the way he is dressed and the fact that he has been drinking and smoking weed and acting like an unprofessional jerk all day. Production shuts down for a while the two go for a little walk. The publicist manages to talk her down, they come back to the set, and production resumes. After filming for only a couple of minutes, she starts freaking out again. Why? Because, seeing how uncomfortable she was, he decided to push it even more. He began doing an obscene break dance right in front of her… starring him and his thrusting crotch. She walked off the set, vowing never to work with him again. (Blind Gossip)

Weird movie: The End of the World starring ERR'BODY!
Young actress: Emma Watson?
Thong wearer: James Franco?

Oh, Emma just doesn't understand ART!

Which Oscar-winning actress has infuriated her fiance because she skinny-dips in the family pool in front of their kids’ friends and the household staff? Her actor-beau doesn’t mind her swimming in the buff when it’s just the two of them, but now their oldest boys’ pals have been visiting more often to catch a glimpse of the hot mom’s “splash parties.” Not to mention the gardener who almost drove the lawnmower into the house after getting an eyeful! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Angie Jo? But I don't understand why everyone is getting moist in the mouth over seeing Angie Jo splash around naked in the water. Haven't they ever seen an eel with slug lips? They need to go to more aquariums.

This action hero in a major franchise has a lot of action going on downstairs. He is on his fourth STD. You’d think he’d learn to shield himself against diseases, but he hates using protection because “ruins” the moment. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Well, I did read this yesterday...

It is surprising to me that this actress still can go out and smile everyday and keep plugging away at her career. She is probably a C+. Movies mainly. Almost exclusively actually. Even though she is a C+ in the acting world, you would probably still recognize the name for sure, although putting a face to it would be a little tougher. At one point she was the lead in a movie. That seems a long time ago. When she got the lead she did so through contacts she made at her church. They made it clear to her that there would be payback. She balked at what their payback was. It turns out that when new recruits come through the door they wanted her to act as their greeter and to show them around. They also wanted her to flirt and if the person had enough money and was a big catch, the flirting should turn into something more. She refused. She then had a year long dry spell acting. Apparently at some point all was forgiven and she started getting roles again. All the roles were set up through contacts of the church. She was on top of the world again and excited that she was acting. Then she started wanting some of the money she had been paid. Turns out that because she had not entertained the men properly before, the church was fining her. They took almost every penny of her salary for four consecutive movies. She had enough for rent and food. That's it. Car? Nope. They came and took her to work and picked her up and took her to church. Quit the church? She can't. Her whole family is in the church. She thinks her friends are in the church too. She was wrong. Have a drink? Smoke some pot? Those friends were sending texts the second she did anything over the line and she was forced to pay fines or work for three days straight or suddenly told she did not get a role. She was given a boyfriend. They did not have sex but she was told the actor needed a girlfriend to stop rumors about his sexuality so she complied. Out in public and in interviews she said he was her boyfriend. They went to premieres and parties and were the happy couple. At the end of the night he went home and so did she after she gave a report. 24 hours a day they are in her life. Several times she has wanted to walk away, but she loves acting. She keeps putting on that smile and pretending her life is great but she hates every second. (CDAN)

Someone someone Scientology someone someone?

Mom recently made a big move to divorce herself from a key family member and an oppressive lifestyle. But it looks like she isn’t going alone. She is taking her kid/s with her!

Grandma, who has lost all control of the situation, is not handling the situation gracefully. Grandpa, on the other hand, would have heartily approved of this turn of events. (Blind Gossip)

One of Lisa Marie Presley's new songs is probably about how she gave her promise ring made of barley back to the L. Ron Hubbard Hologram and how Scientology is going to get REVENGE!!! by leaking her audit sessions to the press, so this is obviously about her ass.

Can't Lisa Marie wave a full Juvederm syringe at Priscilla Presley's rubber zombie face to lure her away from Xenu's clutches? If Priscilla Presley wasn't in Melrose Place and didn't have a widow's peak of red paint on her top lip, I'd put her in my "I CAN'T WITH YOU, BITCH" list.

This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. (BuzzFoto)

Ashanti? But I'm mostly only guessing Ashanti, because her name is still warm on my brain since I just read an article about how a high school in Atlantic City paid her $20,000 to speak to their students. And no, I don't think she gave them one of those "Go to college or I could be your future" kind of speeches. But really, $20,000 for Ashanti? For 2 cans of Sam's Choice cola and a White Castle coupon, they could've gotten Keri Hilson!

If this is Ashanti, then I have to give it up to that ho. Talking to the future of America for a check by day and riding dick for a check by night? That's almost some Co-ed Call Girl shit.

This going-to-be an A Lister and his fiancé have quietly split just in time for him to make his blockbuster break. He and his PR team want to pretend the engagement never happened while she is doing everything she can to [make the] marriage happen for all the wrong reasons. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley? And Riley Hardy would make a good gay porn star name.

These two costars from a very popular network comedy have always had a great relationship…. until now. The actress accidentally “outed” her costar when she had too much to drink at a party. We wonder how his girlfriend reacted when she heard the news. (BuzzFoto)

Patricia Heaton and Chris Kattan from The Middle? But Patricia Heaton doesn't get drunk on booze like us human mortals with actual hearts, so I'm assuming bitch got drunk on the blood of fetuses (only non-bastard fetuses registered as Republicans, thankyouverymuch).

This could also be Johnny Galecki and Kaley Cuoco from Big Bang Theory, but I'm still going with Patricia Heaton. And right after Patricia outed Chris, she laughed and laughed and laughed about how his gay soul is going to burn in Lucifer's incense holder in Hell before disappearing in a cloud of smoke while shouting "F U FLUKE!"

According to current rumours, the spring in Katherine Jenkins’ step isn’t just from her appearance in Dancing With The Stars and more to do with a secret fling with which LA-based superstar? (Popbitch)

I've heard this rumor and it's David Beckham? Katherine Jenkins better stock up on RAID, because never underestimate a scorned alien praying mantis wearing Louboutin heels that can double as shanks.

What pop star – she’s currently on a world tour – crossed the line when she physically assaulted her new female choreographer? The pro hoofer had the gall to approach the entertainer during rehearsals, so the singer palmed the woman’s face and pushed her back! The choreographer quit on the spot. (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Lady CaCa's choreographer is a dude, so I'm going with Madge? The choreographer was obviously wearing hydrangea oil.

What married-with-kids A-list movie star has his faithful assistant help him find dates with men on a gay sex website that caters to guys who like Latino and African- American gangster-types? The actor, who has long been rumored to swing both ways, has a kinky penchant for prison thugs! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

So THAT was Will Smith I saw using the name FreshPrinceOfYourBootyHole on LocalGayThugs.com.