Crazy

 

Crisilla Crossland is one of Britney Spears' new dancers and she says she's seen Britney's buzz cut and claims "it looks great." Paid to say it!

 

She also took it a step further by lying saying, "She looks so good she should model!"

 

Model what?! Wal-Mart?! 7-Eleven?! Exxon?!

 

Crisilla also said that Brit jokingly asked them to cut their hair. They all laughed, but nobody took her up on the offer.

 

If it looks "so great" why doesn't she show the world. I'm sure it looks a lot better than jizz-stained wigs and hats from those tourist shops in the Caribbean.

 

Source: People - Image: SplashNewsOnline

 

 

 

 

Crazy hobag, Sally Kirkland, will don an afro wig and blackface in an episode of the new season of The Simple Life. In the episode Sally will play an acting coach at one of the camps. It started when Nicole Richie refused to do Shakespeare and convinced Sally to pretend to be her father, Lionel Richie.

 

That show is faker than Paris' weave! They should really think about doing the next show in jail. Now that would be a show I'd watch! Now that Paris will hopefully serve some time, they can give Nicole the same sentence! The Simple Life: Broomstick Initiation. 

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

After seeing these pictures of Britney Spears, I instantly went blind. Thank God I took those braile keyboard classes last Winter.

 

WTF?! Those poor flowers! Doesn't she know it was Green month!? Doesn't she care about nature! Why put them through that! Homegirl needs to lay off the meds and fire all her friends. You know SPF leaked it, because he wants a real mommy!

 

 

 

"Honestly, they're happy. They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it. It's hard to give a detailed explanation on something that's simple. Honestly, do any of you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It's not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It's exciting. That's their relationship."

 

 

Source: People

 

 

 

 

 

Sandy Bullock and her husband's 10-year-old son could do nothing but watch as some crazy hobag tried to kill Jesse James. Things went down on Sunday night outside of the couple's Orange County manse.

 

Marcia Valentine tried to hit Jesse with her silver Mercedes-Benz, but never hit him. She also laid her nasty ass down in the driveway. The OC fuzz was called, but Marcia's crazy ass fled before then. They finally tracked her down Monday morning. She was arrested and is currently being held.

 

Sandy's rep confirms the incident happened and nobody is hurt.

 

I want to know why this crazy tried to hit him with her car? I'm guessing she really didn't like "The Lake House." I mean that movie did suck hardcore. 

 

Souce: TMZ

 

 

 

 

 

Alec Baldwin will tell the ladies of "The View" this morning that his tirade against his 11-year-old daughter was meant for Kim Basinger. His interview was taped yesterday, but will air this morning.

 

He said, "Obviously calling your child a pig or anything else is improper and inappropriate and I apologize to my daughter for that. There's nothing wrong with being frustrated or angry about the situation. It's the way you do it, and as people often do in this world, I took it out on the wrong person.

"In my own case, with this message, I had never done this before in my life."

 

Alec also said he would like to leave TV and get out of his "30 Rock" contract. The show has been picked up for a second season and will probably not let Alec go.

 

I understand and agree with what he's saying, but you can completely tell he's not a rational person. It would be different if he called her a name in the message and realized what he was saying and toned it down. But he kept saying horrific things over and over again.

 

That family needs therapy bad, together. Methinks Kim is a little nuts herself. I mean she's totally the one that leaked it.  

 

Source: 24 Dash

 

 

 

 

The current Miss America, Lauren Nelson, recently went undercover in New York to catch pedophiles. Officers created a profile of a 14-year-old using Lauren's pictures from when she was that age. SICK!

 

The special will be shown on "America's Most Wanted" this Saturday. Lauren went into chat room and pretended to be 14 and lured men to a home in Long Island. 4 men were caught and they agreed to meet with Lauren where she posed with them and signed autographs.  Ok not that last part.

 

She said, "I got to chat online with the predators and made phone calls, too. I would say I'm a 14-year-old female from Long Island. Sometimes they would say, 'You're too young, sorry,' which is exactly what needs to happen, but some would continue chatting. It would only take a matter of time before it got pretty explicit."

"The story was that they knew I was 14, and I told them I was cutting school to meet with them. I stood outside on the porch, and I would say, 'Hi' to them and wave them inside. "(The next) part was very scary, but the police were all over the place. I was nervous, of course, but it was a very controlled environment, very safe."

I'm all for catching the pedos, but did she really need to send her real pictures? Wouldn't it kind of gross you out to think of a nasty man jacking off to pictures of you when you were young? Don't answer that.

Miss America is saving the world!!!!!

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

 

 

 

Keith Richards has confessed that he threw a canary out the window, because it was bothering his hangover. The bird belonged to his bandmate, Ronnie Wood's son. He said he was trying to lay down and the bird was making so much noise that he threw it out the window. Keith apparently thought the bird was an alarm clock.

 

Ronnie's son, Jamie said, “My mum told me the story the other day. She said Keef thought the canary was an alarm clock. He cracks me up, the ashes story was hilarious.”

 

KEEF! When Ronnie told Keith the bird was real he responded with "How was I supposed to know?"

 

Seriously, they should make Keith travel across the world telling kids his tales. That shit will keep them off the drugs. Well, his face alone would do that.

 

Source: The Sun

 

 

Tom Cruise has plans to bring his Scientology craziness to NYC. He will host a fund-raising gala for his "detox" project for 9/11 works. Not making this up.

 

The April 19th gala will cost around $100,000 per table and will benefit the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project. The clinic gives Scientology-inspired treatments to workers exposed to dangerous toxins while working at Ground Zero. The city is in no way endorsing this "project."

 

Hundreds of city workers are experiencing ailments due to toxic exposure. Some also claim that these Scientology treatments have helped them. That's because Tom paid their asses!

 

He basically wants them to stop taking their medicines and use these "treatments" to cure their issues. If Tom finally revealed to the world that he loves a huge one in the hinder, I'm sure that will cure all his "issues." That's right Tom, embrace the dick in the hinder. It will free you. 

 

Source: NY Post

 

 

I'm not going to pussyfoot around with this one. Keith Richards said he once snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. Yeah, the joke tells itself.

 

Is he still alive? The jury's still out on that one. That being said, he's my hero. 

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Thanks Toni