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Friday, April 6th 2007

He's Going to Get Shot

 
Tom Cruise has plans to bring his Scientology craziness to NYC. He will host a fund-raising gala for his "detox" project for 9/11 works. Not making this up.
 
The April 19th gala will cost around $100,000 per table and will benefit the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project. The clinic gives Scientology-inspired treatments to workers exposed to dangerous toxins while working at Ground Zero. The city is in no way endorsing this "project."
 
Hundreds of city workers are experiencing ailments due to toxic exposure. Some also claim that these Scientology treatments have helped them. That's because Tom paid their asses!
 
He basically wants them to stop taking their medicines and use these "treatments" to cure their issues. If Tom finally revealed to the world that he loves a huge one in the hinder, I'm sure that will cure all his "issues." That's right Tom, embrace the dick in the hinder. It will free you. 
 
Source: NY Post
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 3rd 2007

Keith Richards Snorted His Own Daddy

 
I'm not going to pussyfoot around with this one. Keith Richards said he once snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. Yeah, the joke tells itself.
 
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Is he still alive? The jury's still out on that one. That being said, he's my hero. 

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Thanks Toni 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, March 28th 2007

Drunk, Stoned or Both?

 
Macy Gray must've had some pot brownies, a bottle of Alize' and then some at her "Big" album release party sponsored by Bombay Sapphire last night at PM in NYC. A little Dlisted birdie told me that homegirl was with some lipstick lesbians and was ready to get down.
 
She should hook up with Queen Latifah. They'd have some beautiful babies.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 23rd 2007

Mel Gibson is NUTS

 
 
Last night at Cal State Northridge in California, Mel Gibson brought out the crazy again. It all started when an expert on Mayan culture accused Mel of racially stereotyping the Mayans in his movie "Apocalypto." During a Q&A, Professor Alicia Estrada asked Mel if he did any research about the culture before shooting and he of course said he had. 
 
Alicia then brought out the big guns and said that Mel's depiction of the Mayan sacrificial ceremonies was wrong and racist. Mel had an intelligent respone for her "LADY, FUCK OFF!"
 
Mel also started shouting at Mayan activists to "make their own movie" when they started to protest about how they were portrayed in his movie.
 
Mel's rep said, "He needs more anger management training. It's time to be cool."
 
REHAB! I wouldn't be surprised if he checks himself into Promises this weekend. What a loser. Mel should've just said "It's just a damn movie and not supposed to be historically accurate." 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 22nd 2007

Lisa Nowak Got a New Job!

 
 
Lisa Nowak was fired from NASA after she was charged with trying to kidnap some other astroho. The United States military have given Lisa a new job. She will be a trainer at the Chief of Naval Air Training Command in Corpus Christi, TX next month.
 
Lisa became a household name when she was arrested in February for pepper-spraying and trying to kidnap a love rival. Lisa was in love with the woman's boyfriend.
 
Don't you feel safer now that Lisa is working to protect our country? Damn, she's hot. She should forget that kind of work and get a job as a spokesperson for Depends .
 
 
Thanks Ashley
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 16th 2007

RUDE! Sarah Jessica Parker Didn't Go to Her Own Tea Party!

What the hell is My Little Pony Live?! That's a little freaky actually and sounds like it would only be entertaining after a few acid tabs. People in giant pony costumes is kind of hot actually. We should all go and get really drunk and offensive and get kicked out.

Anyway, the show premiered in Los Angeles and brought out the big stars including Camilla and Rebecca Rosso. I guess they are Nickelodeon stars and they are creepy. Blonde twins in pink is a frightful sight.

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, March 14th 2007

Tweaker Tonya

Nancy Kerrigan's best girlfriend ever, Tonya Harding, is making news in Washington. Clark County coppers responded to two calls from Tonya early Sunday morning. They described her as "tweaking out."

According to Tonya, four men and women tried to steal her car. The cops found her story completely bullshit. A few hours later, Tonya's friend called and told the cops that she was "seeing animals" WTF?! Stop sniffing drano, you trailer trash bitch!

The cops showed up and took Tonya back to her trailer. Oh damn, she really lives in a trailer?

She's still the most elegant princess on ice in my opinion and by ice I mean fried up Nyquil.

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Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, February 28th 2007

Alien Baby on Board!

jennae1.jpg Jenna Elfman and her elf husband came out to support fellow-crazy, John Travolta, at the Wild Hogs premiere last night. Um...who is going to see that crap besides Midwestern grandmas? Jenna is knocked up and I never get when dude's kiss the belly in public. Is that just for show? Can't they do that nastiness in the privacy of their own planet? I wish that alien baby would've broke through and grabbed his head. jennae2.jpg

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Saturday, February 17th 2007

How Bad is Britney Losing It?

bbald1.jpg After shaving her head and getting several tattoos, Britney Spears apparently went to Cedards-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. according to ONTD. She was seen going in and looked disturbed. She was wearing a dark wig and only stayed for a while. She wasn't admitted, she left and went back home. Earlier in the evening, Britney lost it at a beauty salon in Tarzana. She asked the hairdresser to shave her head and when the woman refused, she grabbed the razor and did it herself. How G.I. Jane of her! She then went to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks where she was described as being crazy and losing it. A source said, "She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out." Britney then got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. The price: $80. "She was a nightmare to deal with. She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around." She apparently had NyQuil stains all over her. After she left, she apparently visited the hospital and then went home. Jesus. Somebody needs some straight-up, hardcore therapy! Get her on Dr. Phil! Britney's been to Hyde, She's been to Area, She's been to Teddy's, but she's never been to me. Source

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Saturday, February 17th 2007

Britney Shaves Head

0216_britney_bald2.jpg First of all, thank you to the 10 million people who emailed me about this. Damn, you love some Britney Spears. I don't think it's that big of a deal. Her hair probably wasn't that much longer than that to begin with. For real though, she probably had lice. Let's be real. I guess she shaved it at a tattoo parlor and was sick of everyone, sick of people touching her. So, she lost it. I can't believe this is like headline news. We know homegirl is NUTS, crazy, losing it!!! There's nothing new there! Did CNN make this like it's top story too? Visit ONTD to see ALL the pics!
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