Is he still alive? The jury's still out on that one. That being said, he's my hero.
What the hell is My Little Pony Live?! That's a little freaky actually and sounds like it would only be entertaining after a few acid tabs. People in giant pony costumes is kind of hot actually. We should all go and get really drunk and offensive and get kicked out.
Anyway, the show premiered in Los Angeles and brought out the big stars including Camilla and Rebecca Rosso. I guess they are Nickelodeon stars and they are creepy. Blonde twins in pink is a frightful sight.
Nancy Kerrigan's best girlfriend ever, Tonya Harding, is making news in Washington. Clark County coppers responded to two calls from Tonya early Sunday morning. They described her as "tweaking out."
According to Tonya, four men and women tried to steal her car. The cops found her story completely bullshit. A few hours later, Tonya's friend called and told the cops that she was "seeing animals" WTF?! Stop sniffing drano, you trailer trash bitch!
The cops showed up and took Tonya back to her trailer. Oh damn, she really lives in a trailer?
She's still the most elegant princess on ice in my opinion and by ice I mean fried up Nyquil.
Jenna Elfman and her elf husband came out to support fellow-crazy, John Travolta, at the Wild Hogs premiere last night. Um...who is going to see that crap besides Midwestern grandmas? Jenna is knocked up and I never get when dude's kiss the belly in public. Is that just for show? Can't they do that nastiness in the privacy of their own planet? I wish that alien baby would've broke through and grabbed his head.
After shaving her head and getting several tattoos, Britney Spears apparently went to Cedards-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. according to ONTD. She was seen going in and looked disturbed. She was wearing a dark wig and only stayed for a while. She wasn't admitted, she left and went back home. Earlier in the evening, Britney lost it at a beauty salon in Tarzana. She asked the hairdresser to shave her head and when the woman refused, she grabbed the razor and did it herself. How G.I. Jane of her! She then went to a tattoo parlor in Sherman Oaks where she was described as being crazy and losing it. A source said, "She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out." Britney then got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. The price: $80. "She was a nightmare to deal with. She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around." She apparently had NyQuil stains all over her. After she left, she apparently visited the hospital and then went home. Jesus. Somebody needs some straight-up, hardcore therapy! Get her on Dr. Phil! Britney's been to Hyde, She's been to Area, She's been to Teddy's, but she's never been to me. Source
First of all, thank you to the 10 million people who emailed me about this. Damn, you love some Britney Spears. I don't think it's that big of a deal. Her hair probably wasn't that much longer than that to begin with. For real though, she probably had lice. Let's be real. I guess she shaved it at a tattoo parlor and was sick of everyone, sick of people touching her. So, she lost it. I can't believe this is like headline news. We know homegirl is NUTS, crazy, losing it!!! There's nothing new there! Did CNN make this like it's top story too? Visit ONTD to see ALL the pics! Image Source