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Saturday, January 13th 2007

Lies Lies Lies

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Paul Abdul cancelled all interviews on Friday after a YouTube of her crazy/drunk appearance on a Seattle news show hit the internet. The video shows Paul acting all sorts of insane and looking all sorts of used. Paula's rep is now blaming "technical issues" and "exhaustation" for her behavior

He said, "She was exhausted. This was at the end of three days of press (interviews and appearances), and she has had cameras following her around for a reality TV show too. She was sitting in a room with just a camera and a mic on, and the controllers dropped the sound twice, which is why she rolled her eyes. She never drinks. I have known Paula Abdul since she was 13, and I have never seen her drink."

You know she was crossing his fingers when he said this. He's never seen her with a drink? Ok, again I believe that she's not a drunk. I believe she's a pill popper! I mean, he's probably telling the truth, but homegirl is popping something.

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Thursday, January 11th 2007

Tomi Rae Has Been Left out of the Will!

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Scandal! Entertainment Tonight is breaking the news that James Brown's widow, Tomi Rae Hynie has been left out of the will. The will was read in Aiken, South Carolina and both Tomi and her son with James, James Brown Jr., were not included in the will.

Hynie's lawyer said that they have not yet seen the will and won't take action until they do so. She has 30-days from the date of death to contest the will. That means she has to file by January 24th.

Somebody get a camera there fast! If homegirl is cut out of the will, she will flip out! I mean she will throw things out of the window and go nuts. I need to see this!

Expect things to ugly!

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Wednesday, January 10th 2007

She Kinds of Looks Like a Bratz Doll

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Paula Abdul will bring her crazy to the big-screen version of Bratz based on the slutwhoreskank dolls. Paula will use her talents to serve as a choreographer, fashion stylist, casting assistant, executive producer and on-screen character in the film.

The live-action film will come out this August and follows four teenage hos from socially and economically diverse backgrounds. What they have in common is their wish to be themselves and realize their dreams and aspirations. They start their journey separated by high school cliques, only to realize that by becoming Bratz, their lives will be more fulfilling.

This movie should just be made into porn. That's basically what these dolls look like. They straight-up look like Thai, tranny hooks. You know they sell their plastic punane on the side. Paula will fit right in.

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Wednesday, January 10th 2007

Sinead O'Connor Gives Birth to Jesus!!!!

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Sinead O'Connor gave birth to a baby boy around Christmastimes and she named him Yeshua - the Hebrew name for Jesus. Showbiz Ireland reports that Sinead and oldie olsen partner, Frank Bonadio, welcomed her fourth child on December 19th.

Sinead is no stranger to religion. She infamously ripped up the pope's picture on Saturday Night Live and she also starred as the Virgin Mary in Neil Jordan's The Butcher Boy.

I wouldn't expect anything less from Sinead! JESUS! I'm sure he is the second coming.

Thanks Megan

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Tuesday, January 9th 2007

The Greatest Video Ever Made!


I need to warn you of a few things before you view this masterpiece of a YouTube. The video is loooong, almost 10 minutes. Second, it's probably more entertaining if you're high on something, whether it be crazy pills or whatever. Just get something quick.

This was made back in the 80s and I'm not sure what purpose it's trying to serve. It's of Young and the Restless star, Brenda Dickson, giving some kind of lesson in fashion, make-up and health. She "teleports" you into her life where she shares her tips on everything from what to wear to what to eat.

Seriously, I'm going to follow all of her steps. I'm going to do 30 minutes of cardio a day, because it will "be the answer to all my problems" like she said. Anyway, take a few minutes to watch this thing. You can watch Part II here.

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Tuesday, January 9th 2007

Suzanne Somers is Homeless!!!

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A fast-moving fire has destroyed 4 homes in Malibu, CA and unfortunately the $3 million home of Suzanne Somers was one of its victims. Suzanne aka Krissy Snow's entire home was destroyed and is gone! Luckily, Suzanne has homes in other places thanks to the dough she makes selling junk on HSN.

Investigators still don't know what caused the blaze. Firefighters are still working to keep the fire from flaring up again.

Was Paris Hilton in Malibu recently? You know her vagina got a "flare up" and caused that. That's for real.

By the way, Suzanne is one of the best entertainers on TV. If you've never seen her selling crap on HSN, you're missing out. Homegirl is NUTS.


UPDATE - Susan Anton's home burned down too!!!! Does this fire have something against the 80s?!

UPDATE II - Susan Anton's home was NOT burned down.

Souce: TMZ

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Monday, January 8th 2007

Mimi is Turning Into Jacko

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Mariah Carey has revealed to V Magazine that she basically sleeps in a steam room. She swears she needs to sleep with dozens of humifiders to protect her gorgeous art, her voice.

She said, "Literally, I'll have twenty humidifiers around the bed. Basically, it's like sleeping in a steam room. The bed is all terry-cloth, the ceiling is pitched so the water can't fall on my head, and it drips down to my side, and the TV is behind glass."

Um...cuckoo! Maybe she's really sleeping in a padded room. I mean, WTF? You see what fame and money does to you?! It rots your damn brains and steals all your common sense. She's soon going to have a best girlfriend chimp and make arrangements to have her body freezed up after her death.

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Sunday, January 7th 2007

Busted Tats

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Here are more pictures of Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern enjoying some kind of boxing match in Hollywood, FL yesterday. All the parents out there, please show this to your kids as an example of what crack can do to you. Seriously, this is all sorts of nastiness. I don't even know what to say about that tattoos? I mean are they scratch and sniff? Who are those people anyway? I'm so confused, but I think she is too.

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Source: Splash

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Sunday, January 7th 2007

Daryl Hannah Was Almost a Sex Slave!

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WTF?! Daryl Hannah is an advocate for sex slaves in this country and around the world. She is funding her own film project about thousands of Eastern European and Asian girls brought to this country to work as sex slaves. She confessed that in the 1970s she was almost sold as a sex slave.

She and another girl were offed a modeling job in Las Vegas when they realized that things weren't on the up and up. She jumped out of the window with the other girl and saved her vagina from being sold for cash.

She is now using her experience to wear a hidden mic and go undercover in Asia and Europe.

Sex slave in the 70s?! That sounds kind of hot. I really wish they had video cameras back then, because I'd love to see her ass jumping out of a moving car! I bet you homegirl was paranoid and it really was a modeling job. Dumb ho!

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Saturday, January 6th 2007

Sylvester Stallone Should Run for President

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Sylvester Stallone really cares about serious issues plaguing this country. He slammed the United States for planning to build a fence around the Mexican border to keep wetbacks out. Sly spoke out about the plans during a Mexican photocall for Rocky Balboa.

"I support Mexicans who work in my country." He said that the idea is crazy and ridiculous. The fence will run 700 miles.

Even though he's all sorts of crazy, I agree with his FUG ass. I mean if there weren't any illegals where in the hell would I get those delicious oranges they sell off the freeway? I mean those things are juicy and I can only find them from an illegal! So, Sly please run for President and stop them from doing this!

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