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Sunday, January 7th 2007

Daryl Hannah Was Almost a Sex Slave!

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WTF?! Daryl Hannah is an advocate for sex slaves in this country and around the world. She is funding her own film project about thousands of Eastern European and Asian girls brought to this country to work as sex slaves. She confessed that in the 1970s she was almost sold as a sex slave.

She and another girl were offed a modeling job in Las Vegas when they realized that things weren't on the up and up. She jumped out of the window with the other girl and saved her vagina from being sold for cash.

She is now using her experience to wear a hidden mic and go undercover in Asia and Europe.

Sex slave in the 70s?! That sounds kind of hot. I really wish they had video cameras back then, because I'd love to see her ass jumping out of a moving car! I bet you homegirl was paranoid and it really was a modeling job. Dumb ho!

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Saturday, January 6th 2007

Sylvester Stallone Should Run for President

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Sylvester Stallone really cares about serious issues plaguing this country. He slammed the United States for planning to build a fence around the Mexican border to keep wetbacks out. Sly spoke out about the plans during a Mexican photocall for Rocky Balboa.

"I support Mexicans who work in my country." He said that the idea is crazy and ridiculous. The fence will run 700 miles.

Even though he's all sorts of crazy, I agree with his FUG ass. I mean if there weren't any illegals where in the hell would I get those delicious oranges they sell off the freeway? I mean those things are juicy and I can only find them from an illegal! So, Sly please run for President and stop them from doing this!

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Thursday, January 4th 2007

Tomi Rae is Amazing!


Above is a crazy interview with James Brown' widow, Tomi Rae. She's crazy!!! One of the best quotes above is how she talks about how she was his hairdresser and kept his wig looking "fly." You mean his WIG?! I love her.

Click here if you can't see video above

Thanks Joshua

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Tuesday, January 2nd 2007

Russian Billionaires are Crazy!

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A Russian Billionaire paid George Michael, $3 million to perform at his New Year's Eve party 20 miles outside of Moscow. The unnamed businessman paid that crazy ho to perform an our-long concert for his 300 guests.

A source said, "The businessman contacted George directly and asked him to perform. He has a vast private estate just outside Moscow and had turned his sports hall into a nightclub especially for the party.

"It was a fun night and George was back home in Britain by morning."

This makes George the highest paid entertainer in Russian history. Christina Aguilera previously received $2 million to perform at the wedding of some rich Russian.

$3 million for George Michael?! What is that crazy Russian smoking? I mean if I'm going to pay that kind of dough, I at least want someone with a little more talent. The Captain & Tennille weren't avaible. Their rate is probably much higher anyway.

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Thursday, December 28th 2006

Who the Hell Would Want to Kill a Partridge?


After this video of Danny Bondauce supporting the Iraq war and President Bush hit the internet, he claims he had to contact the FBI, because of death threats. He told the New York Daily News that his daughter's online social-network page was also targeted with gruesome pictures of slain children of Iraq.

He said, "If (the interviewer) had personally offended me or I got death threats and I didn't have children, I would have tracked him down and kicked his skull in, and that would have been the end of that. "But I have children, and you can't behave like that anymore."

The impromptu interview was conducted by a man that believes Bush is a Satanist and said that Danny's views on the war are due to his mind being rotted from drugs.

I agree.

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Tuesday, December 26th 2006

Scary Spice Used Vodoo To Try and Get Her Man Back!

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Damn! Scary Spice aka Mel B is that hard up to get Eddie Murphy back? According to sources she has sought the advice of a witch doctor to her get back Eddie Murphy. Eddie famously dumped Mel B during an interview with a Dutch reporter in which he denied that he was her baby daddy. She is paying a witch doctor named Tabitha to perform a series of spells to bring Eddie back to her loving arms.

A friend of Scary's said, "She was heartbroken when they split and was prepared to try anything to win Eddie back. She'd heard about the powers witch doctors have and when everything else failed she knew it was her only hope."

One of the spells called for Mel B to piss in an olive jar. Dirty slag! You know she drank it afterward. This story is probably fake, but I pray to the heavens above that it's true. There's nothing I love more than some crazy wack using vodoo to get her man back. She's also probably playing "Party All the Time" over and over again while jacking off with one of his pubic hairs.

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Thanks Nelson

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Monday, December 25th 2006

R.I.P. James Brown

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James Brown passed away this Christmas morning at an Atlanta hospital. He was 73. He was passed away from severe pneumonia.

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Tuesday, December 19th 2006

Mel Gibson Thinks His DUI Was a Gift!

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During an interview for Apococrapto, Mel Gibson spoke yet again on his infamous Jewish hating rant and his abusive behavior when he was arrested for driving full of booze.

This is Mel: "I got a skinful and mouthed off which is not coming from a good place, but I'm moving on from that."

This is Me: "A skinful? So you had to suck off a cop? Was he Jewish?"

This is Mel: “Everybody goofs, everybody screws up and I tell ya, if you ask everybody in the world to raise their hand if they never said something vicious, something that they regretted or something stupid, there wouldn't be many people that wouldn't be able to raise their hands."

This is Me: "Say what?! Call me sugartits it turns me on!"

This is Mel: "I see this experience as a gift to me, because it's made me really sort of scratch my head and focus on a couple of things that I needed to."

This is Me: "Like drinking more? Bottles up!"

Click here to read the real interview

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Tuesday, December 19th 2006

Star Jones Admits to Being a C-U-Next-Tuesday

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Star Jones earned quite a reputation on The View as a stupid ass ho who would make outrageous demands. She's owning up to her behavior sort of, but most likely isn't learning from it. She told Extra, "I've earned that diva image. It's not something that I can hide from. I admit sometimes I have enjoyed the celebrity more than I should have. It was well-earned, but it's softened now."

Well earned?! She is only softening it now, cause she can't afford it. Before she could bully people into giving her what she wanted or she'd smear their name on her TV show, but now ho has nothing. What is she going to threaten? That if they don't give up she's going to tell her flaming ass husband. Please.

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Wednesday, December 13th 2006

The Scientologists May Have Caught Two More

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When JLo, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey all showed up to the TomKat wedding in Italy, everyone wondered what on Earth these fools were doing there? Everyone assumed that they all met through the CAA agency, but apparently Scientology has a lot to do with it.

Jim Carrey is apparently beginning courses and JLo is already using phrases and speaking to others about the strange cult. Reps for both deny that this is going on. Skeletor aka Marc Anthony is said to be wary, because he's a devout Catholic and believes in God NOT E.T.

JLo may be seeking Scientology help, because she can't get pregnant.

Pfft! Scientology can have them! They belong with the crazies anyway. I just don't understand how they can throw their money away like that. Don't you have to give like 20% of your income or some crap? Eff that! I can buy an E.T. doll for $5.99 and worship to that for free!

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