Fug

 

This woman is apparently Scott Storch's new lady and by "new lady" I mean "hired lady." Scott reportedly tried to woo Lindsay Lohan in the past by buying her expensive gifts, but it didn't work. Scott showed off his new purchase in Miami over the weekend.

 

That girl has a look on her face like "lord help me find the strength to hit this" and he has a look on his face like "My $3,000 got me this?!"

 

 

 

 

 

Princess Beatrice of York is the new love of my life. She left a SoHo club in London the other night with vomit or coke on her cheek. She looks like Igor from the Frankenstein movies. The 18-year-old ran up a $10,000 booze bill before she left. $10k in booze?!!!!! Are they selling coke at that club as well.

 

Bea is the daughter of Fergie (not Fuggie).

 

Isn't she so beautiful and elegant? I really need to move to England.

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

Someone needs to tell Lindsay Lohan that wearing little boy's clothes is not hot! I really think I had that same get-up when I was 6 and I looked way hotter. I think I wore mine with cowboys boots and....oh you don't care! Anyway, here she is at Coachella because she so belongs.

 

I also think looking like trailer trash was required upon entering Coachella (see Mischa Barton below).

 

Source: ONTD

 

 

 

 

 

Fred Durst cleans up nice, I guess. I'm not sure if he's still a dirty douche or sort-of hot? I'm going to go with dirty-douche, because underneath that is probably a smelly mess. Fred cleaned up for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "The Education of Charlie Bank" last night in NYC.

 

Didn't he tap Paris Hilton ass? In that case...nasty. 

 

 

 

 

What's white, fug, fat and hairy? Why it's American Idol's Blake Lewis without his shirt on! I don't care that he looks like a dirty Polar Bear underneath, he's still my favorite Idol. Although, he should get a little collagen in the lip area. His mouth looks like a virgin's vagina.

 

Source: Towleroad

 

 

 

KILL THIS TREND BEFORE IT STARTS! High-waisted diapers are not hot! Jessica Simpson looks like a big-tittied baby while arriving at Winston's last night in Hollywood.  She's just missing her bottle of milk, but I'm sure she got enough of that inside if I ain't being too subtle.

 

 

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Kellie Pickler and Carrie Underwear may share 3 things: blonde, country and American Idol alumni, but they couldn't be any different. Carrie is the wife and Kellie is the cheap mistress.

 

Kellie looks like a tuck-stop whore dressing "classy" for her cousin's wedding. Carrie is always the lady. Here's these two at the CMT Awards last night where Carrie cleaned house.

 

 

 

 

Tom Ford celebrated the opening of his store in NYC last night and it brought out the ladies. Tom is tall drink of hotness next to two overdone cauliflowers. Pregnancy is not looking good on our Naomi Watts.

 

Also spotted were Fishsticks, Kate Hudson and Liv Tyler. 

 

 

 

You know I love me some Shanna Moakler, so it pains me to say this, but what the hell happened to her? Most girls look better without make-up, but this isn't the case with Shanna. She has total abortion face.

 

Shanna and her on-again husband Travis Barker (who looks extra fug too) attended last night's Complex Magazine party. Paris was also there , so maybe that's why Shanna looks like she just came face to face with death.

 

 

 

Is Fat Elvis losing all his friends? On March 29th, Brandon Davis, showed up to a Details Magazine party at a private home. Unfortunately, homegirl was DENIED entry into the event. According to Page Six he flipped out and demanded that the door staff get Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend, Nachos, to let him in. He told them that Nachos is the one that invited him. When staffers got to Nachos he asked them not to let Brandon know he was inside.

 

The source said Nachos said, "I didn't invite him here, and I don't really want to be around him." 

 

Brandon was eventually let in.

 

Poor Fat Elvis. I'll let him into my party. BARF! Did I just type that out loud?