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Too Much Fug for a Religious Holiday

I can't stand the fug against my window. I am surprised that Tao in Las Vegas didn't explode with nastiness last night. Well, it did sort of did. Tao hosted "The Sons of Hollywood" premiere and it truly brought out the unattractive douches. Johnathon Davis (the fugly fatness) is the brother of Fat Elvis. David Weintraub, Randy Spelling and Sean Stewart are the "sons of Hollywood."

This looks like the 15th reunion of a 6th grade special ed class.

Posted by: Michael K

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What the Hell Kind of GD Outfit Is This?!

Chloe Sevigny took a part grandmother's favorite loveseat and made a hideous frock out of it to attend The MBZ Famous Cars event in NYC last night.

Posted by: Michael K

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Indecent

Sean Stewart must really want his "Sons of Hollywood" show to do well. Unfortunately, attention-whore stunts like this isn't enough to make that piece o' trash show a hit. With photographers watching, Sean got nekkid and jumped into the ocean in Malibu.

He also "looked" like he was tucking in his dick to make a vagina. Methinks he doesn't have a dick to tuck in.

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Posted by: Michael K

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The Price is Right Might Get Creepier

TMZ is reporting that George Hamilton is the leading candidate to replace Bob Barker on "The Price is Right." Bob is leaving, because he's old and wants to play golf or whatever old people do.

CBS head, Les Moonves, apparently told producers that George is "wonderfully charming" and "could really make the show work."

Why George? First, he's creepy. Second, he's retirement age himself! I'm sick of seeing these dirty, old men host game shows. They need some female power up in there. Ask CoCo, she's not busy.

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Posted by: Michael K

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I Thought She Was a Dyke?

Fug couple alert!

18-year-old Rumer Willis is rumored to be dating the 30-year-old villian of "Heroes", Zachary Quinto. Rumer was seen holding hands and "canoodling" with Zachary at Boulevard in Los Angeles.

Maybe she's confused and thinks Zachary is a bull dyke? Whatever kind of relationship they have, she really needs to trim his brows. If the brows are a mess imagine the pube area.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Remember When She Threatened to Molest a Dog?

Natasha Lyonne has been MIA for the past couple of years. She's been in a bit of trouble with drugs and other things. I think she was homeless at one point. Poor fugly. Well, she showed up at the "Grindhouse" premiere in Los Angeles the other night.

I think she's a bloated wreck, because she's off drugs. Yeah, it's not a good look. I'm sure that dog doesn't even want her now.

Perhaps we should introduce her to Toby (see below).

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Posted by: Michael K

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Ramold

And I make fun of Harrison Ford doing another Indy Jones? Why on Earth does Sly Stallone need to make us feel uncomfortable with another Rambo?! It's unnecessary. He probably throws out his back on a daily basis. Here's Sly filming Ramold in Thailand yesterday.

JUST SAY NO TO THE STEROIDS!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Chick, Fug Shoes

Gisele Buttchin launched her shoe line in Madrid yesterday. I think Payless should sue her ass, because she stole their designs. How the hell is going to put out a line of shoes that she knows very well her ass would never be caught dead in?

Posted by: Michael K

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Keanu Fights the Hot

There's certain hot people that don't want to be hot and so they fight it. Keanu Reeves is one of those people. I mean I don't know why since that's the only thing going for him. This ho can't act and his band sucks, so basically being pretty is all he has.

That being said, I'd still let him dirty up his beard in my dark hole. It is dark, cause I haven't bleached it yet.

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Posted by: Michael K

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