Jessica Simpson

 

In response to Entertainment Weekly's 50 Smartest People in Hollywood list, The New York Daily News has put out a 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood list. While Judd Apatow topped the smartest list, Lindsay Lohan topped the dumbest. The NYDN's reason is that she makes " poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men."  Their Top 10 looks like this:

 

 

Personally, I don't think Lindsay is that dumb. She makes bad personal and professional choices, but I don't think she's dumb. Trashy yes, dumb no. My dumb list would look like this.

 

 

The NYDN listed Britney as their #15 choice. Also on the list is Jennifer Love Hewitt, Michael Jackson, Ken Paves, Tila Tequila and Joe Francis. Click here to see the entire list.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Page Six reports that Papa Joe is the reason Jessica Simpson is currently dating Tony Romo. Papa Joe is apparently friends with Tony and "introduced" the two.

 

A source said, "Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her - he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, 'I know she's not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?' Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They've been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She's been texting everyone about how great he is."

 

That's right. Daddy pulls the strings. Papa Joe says "jump!" and Jessica gets on her knees. Tony will be over that freak family in two snaps. 

 

 

 

Tony joined the Simpsons in Waco, TX for Thanksgiving. 

 

InTouch claims Jessica Simpson brought Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo home for Thanksgiving. I guess the two are dating now and Jessica wanted to introduce him to her grandmother in Waco, TX. The two arrived a day after Thanksgiving, because Tony had to play a game. Jessica's parents were there and all were happy to see him.

 

Tony has denied he's dating Jessica. I would too. Tony has the slut of sluts. He will fuck anybody!

 

I can only imagine Thanksgiving at the Simpson home. Papa Joe probably gets really drunk and "handsy" with Jessica. Jessica probably won't shut up and Tina Simpson probably cries in the corner from all the Simpson secrets she's been forced to keep. 

 

 

 

MSNBC's The Scoop reports that most of Jessica Simpson's relationships have been put together in order to give her a little positive publicity.

 

A source said, "When Jess last had a new album coming out, that’s when she was introduced to John. She’s got her first country album coming out, so now she’s been conveniently introduced to Owen, who is a fellow Texan. Better yet, the public is sympathetic to him.”

 

Mouth off Owen, Jessica. He's busy dating Le Call Girl.  

 

Jessica should just date Willie Nelson if she wants to get in with the country people. I mean she has a daddy complex.

 

Image: Planet Hiltron

 

 

 

Jessica Simpson was at Macy's in NYC today peddling her made in China crap. Actually, I knew a girl who bought a pair of JS shoes before. This girl was so ashamed that she taped over the logo, so nobody would know they were Jessica Simpson shoes. And no the girl wasn't me! Ok...it was.

 

Jessica's face also looks a little peculiar. Her eyebrows seem higher. Don't tell me this chick is already getting her face messed with. She's not even 30. I swear, the Hollywood game turns you into an absolute lunatic. 

 

 

 

 

 

Owen Wilson is barely getting over a traumatic experience and he's already getting into another horrendous nightmare.

 

Star Magazine reports that Owen Wilson is dating Jessica Simpson. The two were seen having dinner at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica this past weekend. After dinner they went to Owen's Malibu home.

 

A witness said, "He couldn't keep his hands off her." He was probably trying to cover up her gaping mouth! 

 

The two hung out on October 16th in Austin. Both were there to shoot Willie Nelson's video.  

 

This is not what Owen needs. Dating that annoying slag would send the sanest person over the edge.  

 

Source: Gatecrasher

 

 

 

 

This has got to be a joke. Michelle Pfeiffer is quoted as saying that she's been offered a role in a remake of "Grease" and that Jessica Simpson has been asked to play Sandy. Did hell freeze over and I didn't get the memo?

 

She said, "It's a great idea and I hear they would like to get Jessica Simpson for the role of Sandy, she would be good. I would love to play the school principal. She is fun and has some great put-down lines. I think I would like the part now that I have been asked."

Jessica Simpson?! Bitch is too old! Michelle Pfeiffer NOW would make a better Sandy.

Michelle also starred in Grease 2 and says she regrets making it. "I hated that film with a vengeance and could not believe how bad it was. At the time I was young and didn't know any better."

Grease 2 is the greatest movie she ever made and she shouldn't have any regrets. Grease 2 is a masterpiece! " I want a cool rider, a cool cool cool cool rider. I want a cool rider, a cool cool cool cool rider. I want a c-oo-l r-i-d-e-r."

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This is the second time in a couple of weeks that Cheri Oteri has been seen hanging out with Jessica Simpson. What the hell? Did Papa Joe buy her up or something? He probably wanted Amy Poehler, but could only afford Cheri.

 

Don't do it Cheri! If she gets a nose job, her tits done, goes blonde and puts out an album....I'm out of here!  

 

Here's Cheri with Frog-Mouth Simpson and Ken Paves at the Frederick's fashion show last night.

 

 

 

 

 

TMZ reports that Orlando Bloom was involved in a car accident last night and may or may not have minor injuries. He was seen leaving the Green Door in Hollywood last night before the crash which went down at around 2:15am. A Matrix and a Porsche Cayenne were involved the crash and both cars are doing fine. Don't worry.

 

TMZ also has video of Orlando taken before the crash getting into some stranger's car and arguing with him about the dude's wife. Douche fights! It happens every night in Hollywood.

 

In another Orlando wreck news. OK! Magazine reports that he may be dating Jessica Simpson. They arrived together at a Fall Out Boy concert on Wednesday. A source said, “Jessica and Orlando are trying to keep their relationship on the down low. It’s all new to them and they’re still just feeling their ways but they are definitely an item.”

 

Hopefully this accident knocked some sense into him and he's dumped Jessica! On second thought, both are annoying and seriously losing the hot , so they totally deserve each other!