Lindsay Lohan
Tuesday, May 15th 2007
Mini-Britney is Better Than the Real Thing
Terra Jole is a 26-year-old mini-Britney Spears impersonater. Terra tours the country performing 45-minute sets of Britney's classic songs usually dressed in her "Oops, I Did It Again" outfit. Lindsay Lohan apparently went ga-ga over Terra when she met her at The Box in NYC last week. Lindsay was probably high and thought it was the real Britney.
Mini-Britney and the Two-Foot Tall pregnant woman need to get together and take their shit around the world. That's real entertainment. Mini-Britney doesn't lip-sync either!
Click here to see Mini-Britney perform. This bitch is so hot.
Tuesday, May 15th 2007
Recount!
Maxim has named Lindsay Lohan their hottest woman in the world. What world are they talking about? Crackworld? Lindsay isn't fugly, but she's not the hottest female on this entire planet. Damn, my laundry lady is hotter than this ho!
Jessica Alba, ScarJo, Xtina, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva LongWHORIA, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl follow Lindsay down the list.
Ashley Olsen, Sarah Silverman, Chestica Simpson, Asshole Simpson and Avril Lavigne are also included in the list.
Visit Maxim to see the entire list.
Who chooses this?! I mean, their Top 10 is way off.
Tuesday, May 15th 2007
Don't Expect a Wedding
Lindsay Lohan may have looked madly in love with Calum Best in the Bahamas this past weekend, but sources claim she's just being HOHAN and just having fun. A friend said that it's nothing serious and they are just hooking up.
Which may explain why a model claims she made out with Calum in the Bahamas while Lindsay was in the next room. Sara Kova said, "I was walking to the ladies' room when I passed him walking from the men's room. He gave me a smile. Then he put his hands on my hips and turned me toward the wall, like he was a cop who was about to frisk me. He held my hands so my booty would be pressed against his … well, his crotch.
"I turned to move away. Then he grabbed by jaw and planted a kiss. I giggled. Okay, I might have been a little intoxicated. But I was also shocked. I didn't know this guy's name. The whole time, no words were spoken. Finally, I walked away. After I came out of the bathroom, I went back to the main room, and saw this same guy kissing Lindsay Lohan. She was kind of straddling him. I said to myself, ‘What just happened here?'"
Well, Sara what happened "here" is that you probably got herpes in the mouth. That's what happened. Calum is all sorts of dirty.
Sunday, May 13th 2007
Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best Get Kissy in the Bahamas
Lindsay Lohan brought her new toy, Calum Best, to the Bahamas this weekend for the opening of the Cove at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas. They didn't seem shy as they kissed and "canoodled" on the beach. Lindsay even changed her bikini in front of everyone. It also wouldn't be a Hohan bikini moment without a good old fashioned nip-slip.
Calum is not hot. He looks like a janitor at an all girl's school. I give this 2 weeks MAX.
Friday, May 11th 2007
Vintage Lindsay Lohan & Tyra Banks
Before Tyra Banks became annoying and Lindsay Lohanbecame a crackhead they joined forces for a 2000 TV movie called Life-Size. The movie was about a lonely widower's daughter that accidentally brings a doll to life while she's trying to cast a spell to bring her dead mother back.
This is gold! Above is a clip from the end of the movie where Tyra attempts to lip-sync while getting down with Lohan. The song is actually kind of hot. Lindsay was so much more interesting when she was innocent and pure.
Click here to see another Emmy-winning scene from Life-Size.
Thanks Laura
Thursday, May 10th 2007
It's Hard Being Blohan
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer would not confirm nor deny the pictures of Blohan allegedly snorting coke up her nose that were leaked to The News of the World . She's apparently really "upset" and has been crying non-stop, because she feels the world is out to get her.
Her attorney said, "This just goes to show how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan, who's even denied her privacy in the sacred confines of a ladies'-room stall and then must fend off the slings and arrows of false allegation."
He's right. It's really hard being Lindsay Lohan. I mean partying every night and shopping everyday. Homegirl needs to reevaluate the "friend situation." She needs to stop letting any crackhead into her inner circle, becuase they will sell your ass out so fast.
Source: Ireland Online
Thursday, May 10th 2007
The "Best" Thing for Lindsay Lohan
It looks like things are quietly heating up between Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best. Sources say they have been dating on and off for a while now and they sort-of made it public at last night's Nylon Magazine party in NYC.
A source said at The Box in NYC the other night "Lindsay was snogging Calum and licking his face, they were all over each other. He was drinking beer but she seemed to be drinking water from a bottle - if that's what it was." Licking his face? He probably dropped a little coke on his cheek.
In other Lohan news...White Oprah of course joined her daughter last night's party. Why can't she just go away?!? White Oprah being the dumbass she is asked Jane Fonda at the premiere of "Georgia Rule" the other night what advice she had for "her daughter." Jane had been critical of Lindsay's behavior last year so it was a dumb thing for WO to ask. Jane said, "If you screw it up now, you don't get another chance!"
Wednesday, May 9th 2007
White Oprah is At It Again!
White Oprah will do anything to be famous! She desperately wants to land a TV gig and sources say that the only reason "Entertainment Tonight" let her work the carpet for them at last night's "Georgia Rule" premiere was to get an exclusive with her daughter, Lindsay Lohan.
Sources inside ET say that they wanted Dina to ask Lindsay about the recent photographs published of her snorting coke in The News of the World. WO's interview with Lindsay will air tonight on ET.
This isn't the first time White Oprah has used her daughter for ET. When Lindsay was in rehab, WO brought the ET cameras inside for "special moments" with Lindsay.
Even with her daughter's money White Oprah manages to always look like the oldest Hooters waitress in the world.
Source: Page Six
Wednesday, May 9th 2007
Georgia Rule SUCKS
As expected, "Georgia Rule" got bad reviews. Even Jane Fonda can't save this turkey! Lindsay Lohan is turning into Box Office poison! Strangely enough, Lindsay's the only one that is getting positive reviews from the movie. Critics are saying that Lindsay hasn't been featured in the right role. When will they remake "Debbie Does Dallas" again? I think that's the right role for her.
Here's the hotness of Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman and Lindsay at last night's premiere in NYC.
And just for a little trip down memory lane here's a little Mona from "Who's the Boss."
Tuesday, May 8th 2007
Connect the Dots
Lindsay Lohan bared her freckles in NYC this afternoon. Is she really wearing a sequined top? She dresses like a drag queen.
In other Lohan news, she's currently on the cover of Radar Magazine declaring war with the paparazzi. The EIC of Radar said that Lindsay jumped at the chance to pose with a gun, because she wanted to send a message to the paps. She's going to shoot their asses?!
Lindsay's rep said that the paparazzi have gotten so out of hand and someone will die soon. Um...ok? The thing is Lindsay doesn't have to be around that. She could move away ala Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman. Without them she'd be nothing. She loves it. She just loves attention.
Source: Canada.com
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