Naomi Watts tells Australia's Good Health Magazine (via E!) that even though she's not completely shaking her head no to the idea of getting her face pulled, plucked and tucked, she thinks doing so would be a bad career move, because she wouldn't be able to show raw emotion in her face. Without naming names (*cough* Nicole Kidman *cough*), Naomi said some actresses who do plasticize their faces end up looking like a shellacked piece of Silly Putty with eyes.
"Never say never—and I certainly don't judge anyone who does it. But most of the characters I play are going through some kind of emotional turmoil, so my job requires me to have expression. If my face was froze, what right do I have to play that part? All the women who haven't anything to their faces are still able to play great roles. And some of the ones who have done something have messed it up—they look freakish. Anyway, for me it's about playing women with rich lives—and the longer the life, the deeper the wrinkles."
Naomi's obviously not talking shit about her good fwend Nicole Kidman, because Nicole Kidman is nearly 100% all natural and organic. A Botox needle has only touched Nicole's face once and she just naturally looks like a cold mound of dough that's been overworked with a roller. But if Naomi is talking about Nicole, then she appreciates the shade, because it keeps her frozen face frozen.
I declared to myself that Julianne Moore could do no wrong when I watched her tearfully cry out, "I sucked other men's cocks," in Magnolia, but she has done wrong for the first time in the history of forever.
At the Bvlgari Celebration of Elizabeth Taylor's Jewelry Collection in Beverly Hills last night, the ginger goddess wore a $6 million diamond and emerald necklace that Richard Burton gave to La Liz during the shooting of Cleopatra in Rome. Some source tells People that when Julianne walked into the room, everybody including Drew Barrymore, Kiki Dunst, Naomi Watts and Marisa Tomei stopped to stare at the necklace. Yeah, the entire room pressed pause, because they couldn't believe that Julianne wore that necklace with daytime hair, a red dress and beige heels. Who wears that necklace with beige heels?!
Who ever styled Julianne did her ass wrong in the worst way possible. The only way to wear that necklace is to wear it with a headdress made of hypodermic needles, e-cigarettes and an FTD bouquet.
That necklace just doesn't shine on Julianne Moore the same way it shined on Elizabeth Taylor. But maybe that's because Lindsay Lohan snatched the real one and replaced it with a replica made of beer bottle glass and Barbie earrings. That's probably the real case.
Here's Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts looking like the grown up and more plastic version of the Big Sister Little Sister dolls at Producers Guild Awards over a week ago and they look friendly-ish to me. But apparently, a source tells the NYDN that shit isn't all that friendly between Nicole and Naomi. Nicole is jealous of Naomi for getting an Oscar nomination for The Impossible. And I'm also jealous of Naomi, because if Nicole didn't Botox her pits, she could've left a sweat stream on Naomi's shoulder while that picture was taken.
The source says that 60 Minutes is doing a segment on Naomi's performance in The Impossible and they asked her main homegirl Nicole Kidman to sit down and say nice things about her for 5 minutes. Nicole, apparently, let a bitch know that she'd rather move her forehead again than help Naomi's Oscar campaign. The source said:
"She declined. Clearly she’s not inclined to help her friend because she’s jealous she’s not in this year’s Oscar’s spotlight. It was a ‘no’ right off the bat [for Nicole.] She could have made time if it was a priority."
A different source says that Nicole told the producers that she was way too busy for the interview.
This story is phonier than the answer Nicole Kidman gave when she was asked if she still uses Botox. Why would Amazon Nicole ever be jealous of Midget Naomi? Sure Naomi gets the honor of losing to Jennifer Lawrence or Jessica Chastain at the Oscars, but did Naomi ever get the chance to fake piss on Zac Efron's stomach in front of cameras? AND get paid for it? No.
Naomi gets to write "Oscar nominee" on her resume, but Nicole gets to write "Oscar WINNER" and "Zac Efron's golden shower partner." She has already won. Besides, Nicole is getting her marble face sanded, buffed and polished that day and that's way more important than sitting down with 60 Minutes.
I forgot that this was happening, but this is definitely happening. Naomi Watts is in Croatia shooting the movie Caught in Flight, which IMDB says is only going to focus on the time in Princess Diana's life when she had an affair with heart surgeon Dr. Hasnat Kahn (played by Sayid from Lost). So yeah, unfortunately there won't be a scene in the movie of Princess Diana giving birth to an orb of ginger sunshine and naming him Prince Harry.
These are some of the first pictures of Naomi in full Princess Di drag and I don't know. In some angles, Naomi looks so much like Princess Di that "Candle in the Wind" starts playing in my head and in other angles, she just looks like Naomi Watts in a reworked Leif Garrett wig. Whatever, I'm sure she'll pull it off and if she doesn't, at least she can recycle that wig and wear it to play Tina Brown in a biopic.