Samuel L Jackson
That title actually sounds a lot sexier than this story is, although pretty much everything Samuel L. Jackson does is damn sexy. In this particular case, Emmy winner Jake Hamilton is interviewing Quentin Tarantino and several of the Django Unchained cast members on his show Jake's Takes and everyone plays nice....until they get to SLJ and he breaks it off in dude's ass. Swooooooooon. It seems like every bitch from Sarah Silverman to Katt Williams can't shut up about how they feel about the use of the "N" word in Django, so Jake tried to ask Samuel what his take was.
The whole interview is above, but skip to the 13:56 mark to watch Jake wishing a hole the size of Kim K's ass would open up and whisk him away to a safer place, like oblivion.
Jake: Y'know There's been a lot of controversy surrounding the usage of the "N" word in this movie...
SLJ: No? Nobody? None? The word would be?
Jake: Oh, I don't want to say it.
Samuel yells at him to say it for almost a full minute, refusing to answer the question until he does, while Jake squirms in his chair like a first grader that has to pee pee. I don't blame his ass, but it's kind of funny.
Jake: I don't like...I don't wanna say it. Will you say it?
SLJ: No! Fuck no. That's not the same thing.
SLJ: You want to move on to another question?
Jake: Okay, okay awesome.
As Samuel turns to the camera and laughs his ass off (and never does answer the question), you can't help but wonder what would have happened if Jake DID say it. I'm thinking Sam L would have pulled a Jules from Pulp Fiction on his ass and he knew it. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHAFUCKER SAY N***ER ONE MORE GOTDAMN TIME.