Shiloh

I don't know why Shiloh is making a level 3 "over it" face. Maybe she just watched her daddy's Chanel No. 5 commercial and is too embarrassed for words. Maybe she CAN'T with her mom once again wearing condom shoes that make St. Angie's feet look even more like lizard hooves made of stretched foreskin. Maybe she wants to be Fred from Scooby Doo (homegirl does have the hair for it) and the cheap ass Halloween store in Sherman Oaks didn't have that costume. Maybe one of the paps is wearing CROCs. Who knows, but I'm all for Shiloh's grouch face, because I'm all for looking like you're over it at ALL TIMES. Whenever you can make a bitchface, make one.

In fact, I'm making a bitchface right now over Vivienne's costume. Just because Vivienne is a movie star now, doesn't mean she can go around stealing other people's costume. I was going to wear a droopy, sedated, half-dead pink unicorn apron for Halloween and now I can't, because Vivienne already beat me to it. Damn you, chosen one. Damn you.

I can't believe I'm blogging about a child (read: slow news day), but this story was so cute I couldn't resist. Borrowing from a story that Celebitchy borrowed from In Touch Weekly, the rumor is that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wants to change her name to "Shax" to be more like her brothers who all have the cool X end to their names. Between her Montenegro style and this latest revelation, I think it's safe to say that Shiloh is not much of a girly-girl.

Quoted from In Touch: "What’s in a name? A lot, if you’re 5-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. The famous tomboy – who prefers to play rough with her older brothers than play dolls with her sisters – has taken her gamine ways to new extremes, asking her parents, Brad Pitt and Angelina, to call her Shax.

Why Shax? She wants to be just like her brothers, Maddox, Pax and Knox, whose names all end in the letter “X”. A childhood friend of Shiloh’s mom isn’t one bit surprised.

“Angelina was also a tomboy,” the friend tells In Touch. “She changed her name to Vince when she was the same age.”

Vince? Okay I'm just going to choke that down and focus on Shiloh here since she's much more interesting. I can relate to her, since I had three brothers, and I would rather climb a tree than dress up my Barbie, although I did enjoy undressing her and Ken and forcing them to do unspeakable things in the Barbie van. Memories. Anyway, I turned out fine (SHUT IT) and I'm sure little Shax will too. Even if her new name means broken down ghetto ass houses, like the one I live in. Get your tomboy on Shax Pitt-Jolie!