Open Post: Hosted By Rob Lowe’s Frosted Locks
The twink power bottom who smelled like Sun-In and Emotion Lotion (piña colada scent, duh) and left you without a penny in the poolside room of a Palm Springs Holiday Inn in the late 80s has returned to you! Yes, I’m sure you wish he’d return your Body Glove wallet, but he’s still back and better than ever now that he’s got current day Rob Lowe face. But anyiwonderifyoucanmixemotionlotionwithtequila….
Rob Lowe showed off his precious Brad Pitt circa 1998 hair at Comic-Con in San Diego yesterday and told everyone that he braved the dreaded highlighting cap to play accused wife killer Drew Peterson for a Lifetime movie. Yes, Rob Lowe as Drew “Droopy Face Bitch” Peterson! Was Linda Tripp not available? Shit, was Linda Tripp’s asshole not available either, because I’m sure it looks more like Drew Peterson than Rob Lowe does.
Where was Rob Lowe when they were casting the role of Kato Kaelin in the O.J. Simpson TV movie? That’s what I want to know.