Afternoon Crumbs
Whoop That Trick: Justin Bieber gets fake beat up for Complex Magazine and expect PETA and GLAAD to issue a co-statement about how it’s wrong to glamorize violence against lesbian beavers – The Berry
What in the hell kind of GD Mama Cass on safari shit is Jessica Simpson wearing? – Lainey Gossip
This would’ve been the perfect time for dolphins to suddenly develop a craving for midget wookies – The Superficial
Carmen Electra’s faded lip liner situation tells me that she needs lip liner lessons from Spaz de la Huerta – Hollywood Tuna
About that Chick-Fil-A shit, the drag queen version of Wilson Phillips (featuring Willam) say it best – Towleroad
Lana Del Taco’s new video sort of looks like a queef brought to you by Chris Isaak’s Wicked Games video – ICYDK
If Michael Jackson and one of Lisa Marie’s alien Thetans had a love child… (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
In “Being George Clooney’s temporary escort is lucrative” news… – Celebitchy
Will Fergie please squat and piss on those fugly flame heels? – Just Jared
Sofia Vergara airs her pits out in Esquire – Popoholic
Are we sure Matt Bellamy’s not the one who just popped out a baby? – Popsugar
But does Jesus approve? – The Daily What
This IS what I had in mind when I asked for a bowl of pussy – OMG Blog
It’s nice to see that they made a t-shirt of the ugly ass painting my mom had hanging in our living room in the 80s – I’m Not Obsessed
The fall of Simone Starr – Hollywood Rag
Ashley Judd is the Vanna White of peen gloves – SOW