Stunning. The End.
One cannot begin to describe the Mr. Miyagi meets preschool craft hour meets Dutch lesbian house painter ridiculousness that exploded all over Pete Burns in London today, but it really doesn't matter. Words are cheap (and so are fanny packs apparently since ho has two) when describing the beauty of Pete Burns. Just allow your eyes to skip along his scribbled BIC pen brows before falling past his silicone mound cheeks and landing safely on the pink leeches mating on his mouth. An art school could devote an entire course to Pete's lip liner application. Perfection.
You know, Cher playing Rocky Dennis in Mask instead of Eric Stoltz sounds like a bad idea, but Pete Burns proves that it's a beautiful thing. Pete can actually play both roles. He's like a one-man production of Mask!
And now I'll leave you to get lost in the gorgeousness Pete is serving up.
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Gahhhh, he was so hot back in the day!
I thought the same thing Erika, I was what the hell has Cher done to herself.
But now that I've learned it's Pete, he's not looking to shabby considering what disaster had he gotten himself in a few years ago. So he found someone to get rid of the motor oil in his face.
Pete is channeling some transformation. I'm a bit on the plus size so I"m keeping far away from him in case he wants to pull some Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill fat-girl skinning BS.
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I thought that was Cher
Submitted by Sams Mom on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by Fronika on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 5:57pm.
MK, I'd like to see you insult Pete in person. He'd knock your teeth down your neck.
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A quick death and an easy one
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 6:16pm.
Fronika... you mad?
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LOOOOOL! Keep on trollin baby! :D Fronika...you said the exact same thing in the last Pete Burns thread, are you the guy's pus wiper or something?
Where is the "Your Face Scares Me" tag?
He is a walking plastic surgery PSA for Octomom.
I know I'm stating the obvious here but he really needs help. He just won't quit fucking with his face. Everything on his face is too big. How the fuck does he convince doctors to do anymore to THAT face!?
His nose looks like it is going to cave in. His lips look like they did just prior to the bad infection he had in them His cheeks are HUGE. His eyes are slanted too much. And he now has had something put into his browbone. Just one big, scary mess.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 5:15pm.
Hopefully this doesn't sounded closeminded of me, but if you've gone through all that effort to look like a woman, why not just go all the way? Why is he holding on to his man parts?
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I read about one bloke who wouldn't go the whole hog because he was too afraid of complications. The wrong genitals were preferable to no genitals...maybe Pete is the same? Although by looking at his face, he aint too afraid of things going wrong lol
I mean to say...no one in their right mind would pay good money to look like Octomom...
Leave Pete ALOOOOOOONE! Damn silicone nearly killed a motherfucker and he knows it/tells it like it is.
He filmed a doco about what happened to his face. I'll never forget him describing the *sound* of his face exploding, the poor sod!
Pete Burns
You Spin Me Round
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHm-k5rRcww
Pete was one of the most beautiful men in the showbiz. That he messed up his face in the late years, thats another story. And a voice like his u cant hear nowadays, not too often. With a voice that could literally wake up the dead, an operatic voice, he could have had a brilliant career... Even so, Ill always love him (and DOA).
Pete looks like the sick dying cat in "Cats".
mr miyagi!!hahahah!
Submitted by ElectricDreamMachine on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 1:11am.
Hello!
Welcome to your new home away from home!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqVAmaUJ1U
who the fuck is this guy?
ps : first post! logged in finally just to ask that. long time lurker, whats up sluuuuts?!
Pete's right cheek implant seems to have dropped.
Oh well, back to the old operating table.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bqVAmaUJ1U
I had to actually google this guy :/
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Does it still have a penis?
My mother would tackle Pete on the street and beat him senseless to have that fanny-pack. (The smaller one, not the big denim one; she's a woman of discerning taste)
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Submitted by MardiGras on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 8:53pm.
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Oh no you don't! Trust me. Those things were ooozing puss constantly from infection before he had them surgically corrected a few years back. Absolutely vile!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Nothing but Nothing but NOTHING could convince me to hack up/fill up my face like this guy has done. NO FUCKING WAY. EVER.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
I'd fucking SCREAM if i saw that freak in a store or restaurant.
I saw a plastic surgery disaster like that recently at Trader Joe's, and my knees almost buckled beneath me. I actually felt like it was gonna faint.
Those sick-fucks look TERRIFYING.
There's something so AbFab about this. My mind immediately went to Edina going for "emergency liposuction and lip plumping" where she ended up the size of a Barbie doll with big duck lips, or when Patsy had her facelift and Hello magazine turned "30 year old Patsy Stone: I just love shopping for nick nacks!" into "67 year old horribly scarred in plastic surgery disaster".
I want to stick a pin in those stupid lips just to see if they'll deflate. I know they won't but I want to try it, anyway.
Speaking of the turd dropping incident....that's all I can see now when I see his chewed on face. Traumatized! His lips appropriately look like a prolapsed anus.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Oddly, He kinda used to look like Donald Trump jr. with a bad perm, lots of Sebation Spritz and an eye patch back in the day...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMn__VKWPI&feature=related
Best comments of the day are here.
Back in 1984 he was my IDEAL MAN! No one could be sexier I thought and of course he was gay but that didn't matter! Today I find him so painful to look at but even worse is that he LIKES doing all this to his body. That's what is most sad. I like his 5th grade art class outfit tho!! :)
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cher is either flattered or horrified.
I thought of Octo mom when I saw this.
EGADS! He looks so uncomfortable.
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 5:59pm.
Prisilla pressely is that you?
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I thought the same thing! Only Pete looks better.
This is a male?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 5:11pm.
WHAAAAAAT? He dropped a turd on stage? How did I miss MK's post on that?
EDITED- I googled the photo! OMG! WHYYYYYYYYY!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! Crap, I love the Internet.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
It's Kat Von D's future.
*shows Pete how to line his lips right*
That's how you do it, papi.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 5:20pm.
He looks like he's received a head wound in some kind of faggy tranny war.
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LOLOLOLOL!
With lots of slapping and weave snatching! LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Kelly Osbourne! Eep!
Three Pop Stars, One Song:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6474802/three-pop-stars-one-song-with-...
He could've been the classiest broad at Coachella.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anybody and everybody should want to do Glee." - Dave Grohl
You must be mesmerized if you didn't notice that denim fannypack.
Ignoring everything else for a moment - wth is wrong with his skin?
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
homeless tom sawyer in drag.
I don't understand why he did that to himself. it's almost like body dysmorphic syndrome but to his face. Google pictures of him in the 80s and you will see he was decent looking. Seriously though WHAT THE FUCK?
Submitted by Fronika on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 5:57pm.
MK, I'd like to see you insult Pete in person. He'd knock your teeth down your neck.
Fronika... you mad?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
This thing obviously has mental health issues. It looks equally as freakish as the cat woman.
Needs a Your Face Scares Me tag as well.
What I really need to do
is find myself a brand new doctor.
One who'll really fix my face
to look more like a human being.
Submitted by Fronika on Mon, 04/18/2011 - 5:57pm.
MK, I'd like to see you insult Pete in person. He'd knock your teeth down your neck.
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"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
Prisilla pressely is that you?
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
MK, I'd like to see you insult Pete in person. He'd knock your teeth down your neck.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Pete, Pete, Pete. I know you want to look like a lady and all but why would you choose to look like a morph of Krap Von D, Octomom, and Cher?
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Use that big old fanny pack to wipe off your lip liner at the very least, please.