BUT WHO GOT FIRED ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE?!!!
According to Fox News, some ho named Usama Bin Landen (which sort of sounds like the name of a European socialite bitch arch rival of Alexis Carrington on Dynasty) is dead. They cut into Celebrity Apprentice for this news! Will Obama get to the announcement already so we can find out if NeNe chews off Star's head at the end of the board room while Dective La Toya giggles?!
And I really wouldn't be surprised if Obama comes to the podium and lets out a giant "Psych! I just wanted to cut into Trump again!" Yup, wig snatching Trump two days in a row!