A Middle Name To Rival All Middle Names

Since Mimi has obviously put a price tag on the names of her twin unicornlets and is waiting to debut them on Tabloid Wednesday, somebody has to entertain us with baby name foolery and Antonio Sabato Jr. is just that somebody! Antonio’s girlfriend Cheryl Moana Marie Nunes birthed out her first and his third child on Sunday. Antonio and Cheryl gave him a perfectly boring first name, but then they really brought the long-winded Hawaiian DRAMA with his first middle name. Dude’s middle name is so long that they needed a 2-page birth certificate and several BIC pens to get it all out. It’s also a true fact that I had to take a break and shaky out my hand while copying and pasting his middle name for this post. Aaaaaaaand their baby’s name is:

Antonio Kamakanaalohamaikalani Harvey Sabato III was born at approximately 10:30 p.m. on Sunday. The newborn’s first middle name is Hawaiian and means “a beloved gift from the heavens.”

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“Antonio and Cheryl are both well and couldn’t be happier about the new addition to their family,” Sabato’s rep said in a statement to People.

Kamakanaalohamaikalani! If you say that three times really fast, not only will your jaw quit your face, but a lightning bolt from the Tiki Gods may strike you down or White Oprah will show up at your feet thinking you just ordered three dozen kamikaze shots. That’s a middle name that even Jambi the Genie can’t say without stretching out his tongue first.

Did I mention I absolutely love it! Mostly because Kamakanaalohamaikalani is the sound Antonio’s crazy stalker ex-wife Tully made while bawling and shaking over this news.

via TV Guide