Did Bristol Palin Chop, Lipo And Rotate Her Face?
Over at Gawker, they have a comprehensive gallery of 20-year-old Bristol Palin's old face of 2010 and the new face she's been flaunting all through 2011. One of their "before and after" comparisons is this picture of Bristol in Nov. '10 paired with a picture of Bristol in April '11. The Bristol Palin of 2010 looks like Bristol Palin, and the Bristol Palin of 2011 looks like what you would get if JWoww's face came off on Snooki's face after they fell asleep on each other in the sauna. Or what you would get if Jay Leno put on an extra-tight Soleil Moon Frye skin suit.
Maybe Bristol lost all that Dancing with the Stars weight and the extra chunk gathered up in her chin. It happens. Maybe one of those Wasilla meth shacks is really an underground chin installing center. It happens too. Whatever the case may be, the result is the same: BRISTOL HAS GONE HOLLYWOOD! Bristol used to look like every other wholesome Alaskan teen who regularly gets caught humping her teen boyfriend on an RV. And now Bristol looks like someone you should be ordering mango Jell-O shots from at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone. It happens too too.
The only real offense I see here is the assault with a deadly tweezer she committed on her eyebrows. Bristol needs to add "her brow hairs" to the list of things that should not be plucked before marriage. This is the word of the lord.
Here's a few of my own thrown together before and after pictures, but get your Det. La Toya magnifying glass out and click here to see more.
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Ok, so probably she had a lipo surgery, so what? If this is what makes her feel more confident then I have nothing against it. We all have image issues, some prefer to undergo a surgery, and other might go for a weight loss diet, it doesn't matter as long as the result is what you always wanted. Even I plan to buy Phentermine just to get a leaner look, it will make me feel beautiful so why not give it a try?
she looks like she lost weight and got a new makeup artist.
It just looks like tweezed eyebrows and weight loss to me.
Who would've thought the general concensus here would be that the old Bristol looked better? Poor thing...
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She looked better before, all she needed to do was lose 20 lbs.
She obviously has various things implanted in her face, that's scary.
She was pretty before! Why do people do this?
I will say I did one thing to my face, I had Juvederm injected in my smile lines almost 2 years ago AND IT'S STILL THERE!!
Luckily, I like the result, if I didn't, I don't think there would be anything I could do to get it out.
She can't go back to what she was before, and she looked better before, and now she is going to age weirdly.
I mean, her mother may be a trainwreck, but she is pretty and I guess she didn't want to look like her mom.
Sarah Palin seems like the kind of mom a daughter would hate.
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She was better looking before. But it's strange, she used to look hispanic, now she looks white. Skin is lighter, but something else has changed that I can't put my finger on.
Her new face makes her look a bit like the second Becky on Roseanne, Sarah Chalke. And not in a good way.
Totally different face but she's still fugly as hell. All that money wasted and she still looks like a fat cow with a stupid expression on her fake face.
She looked better before. Oh and that is definitely plastic surgery. Losing weight, even a lot of it, doesn't change the shape of one's face in that way and doesn't make your chin longer/ pointier.
Looks like two totally different hos to me.
Throw in an ass implant and too much spray tan and you've got another Kardasian.
I quite like that the vacuous cunts of the world have developed their own look - it's like a uniform.
Handy when trying to spot vapid whores in a crowd.
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hanibella, what weight loss? she's the same size, with a different face.
THAT is plastic surgery.
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nah, just weight loss. I hate this ho. but 1st place I show weight is in my face. I think thats how she is.
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Nice to know she's spending her money on plastic surgery instead of on her son. Prettier face, still a stupid cunt on the inside.
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I'm always partial to the "before" photos.
Chinmplant.
I saw a documentary on young people who opt for reconstructive surgery and how as they get older they have to have more corrective work done because shit starts to move around as they age.
This is another example of a decision made that wasn't well thought out...Oh I forgot, she's a Palin.
Definitely had work done. I put on my detective hat and based on the photos it looks like she's the same weight in the before and afters. True your face would thin out some with a substantial weight loss, but your entire face shape doesn't change.
She does look like a Kardashian now, hope Mommy's happy.
I just realised that she most def gonna look AWFULL if she looses weight because then she gonna have an even more manly looking chin.What have you done,you Alaskanian nutjob.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 9:54am.
hey if they can make Linda Tripp look half way human there is no end to the trickery of plastic surgery.
Remember that big shnozzed hooker actually "campaing worker" that said Bill Clinton exposed himself in a hotel room to her? She got a major overhaul too. Every ho except knee pad Monica came out of that scandal with a new face.
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Monica had an absolutely beautiful face. She did a tacky Vanity Fair photoshoot instead.
yes, she totally got work done.
but should ask for a refund, bitch looks worse than before. At least before she looked average normal fatty...now she looks like an Alien trannie with Jay Leno's chin. Is like she gave her plastic surgeon pics of Kim Kardassian and Rummer Willis for reference.
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Still fug.
AWFUL. Did the Queen of Abstinence go for the witch look to a) look thinner without having to lose weight, and b) keep away the menzzz?
Dumbass-now she's as fake inside and out. Congrats, ho!
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 04/06/2011 - 7:27pm.
Mommy Sarah to blame---Sarah spent too much time politicking, so her kid got knocked up, and still feeling unloved by mommy Sarah now the same kid gets un-needed plastic surgery, all because mommy Sarah didn't give her daughter the same fuckin time she gave to being some famous politician.
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God damn she's trashy
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This family is so pathetic. Just go away.
U dont have to be a scientist to realize thats its not the same person.
Lateral move.
If you look at her smile lines it is very apparent that she has filler in her face, why in the hell would a girl that young need filler in her face??? The filler creates a unique look in the smile lines (nasal folds) when you smile. It creates a deeper fold when you smile but fills in when you are not smiling. Poor girl, she is pretty enough. She just needs to lose a bit of weight and quit the surgery and fillers.
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I agree with the comments - her mother does need to apologize to the president. It was ridiculous for her to make those comments.
Not sure what to think about Bristol. I think she may have been a little obnoxious with the "don't have sex..be abstinent" crap. If she had just said "eh, we all do it...just wrap it up", then many would be more sympathetic to her. She buckled under the pressure of her political family. If I was her, I would move away and do my own thing. Gain some freaking independence. Uggh.
I can't stand her anyway but she looks WAY worse now.
Now she looks like every 4th woman in America.
before she was just herself.
Epic FAIL!
Sashay. Away.
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Fatty's had lipo and chin work. Too bad they didn't remove her sense of entitlement and oversized ego.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 10:05am.
She looks sooo different. Her skins is lighter, her hair is darker, her eyes look different, her nose looks different... Maybe all of the criticism on her looks has really gotten to her.
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I'd be more concerned about my weight than my face, if I were this heifer.
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You know, I was really trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, but after seeing that profile picture on Gawker it's painfully obvious she has a chin implant. And I agree with everyone who says she has a Kardashian look about her now, which is deplorable.
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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 05/05/2011 - 11:25am.
Her mother need to apologize to President Obama immediately.
Her mother needs to apologize to America then go far, far away forever-- and she should take her trashy family with her. That bitch is a fraud and a grifter.
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Effing Aflac upper lip????????????????????????????
Off with her head.....that shit needs to be outlawed.
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She looks like a younger version of a Madam puppet now.
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lilimoomoo, except Bristol is NOT old.
If it were a comparison between 20 years old and 40, yeah- maybe. But 1 year? NO.
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Same thing happened to me. I didn't really lose weight in my torso but I lost weight in my face. It's called GETTING OLD.
Her body looks exactly the same so she didn't lose weight, yet her doub chin and fat face is gone. She also got a chin implant for God knows what reason. oh well, good for her! wish i had the money to get that nose job i've always wanted.
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Her mother need to apologize to President Obama immediately.
OK; what exactly has Bristol Palin done that makes her famous? Why isn't she in college? And why am I sober on "Cinco de Mayo?"
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]The worst part of this is that she is getting all the publicity she wants for butchering her face. The last and least thing we need is seeing her so close to the weeekend weeeekend.
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Her new face kind of makes her look like a dark haired Lisa Kudrow, not sure if that's what she was going for.
She didn't have a big nose to begin with, so I don't understand why she felt it was necessary. You would think Heidi Montag would've been enough of a PSA for young people..but I guess delusion never dies.
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In all seriousness, if she wanted her face to be less round she could have lost a little weight, instead of hiding her prominent double chin behind a prominent chin implant.
It looks like she got a nose job, lip injections, chin implant, perhaps a little botox and maybe neck/chin lipo. As a result, her face looks really "stretched" and oddly elongated. Much older, too.
Gator needs his gat you punk-ass bitch!