FYI: Steven Tyler Has The Biggest Cock In Rock
That lovely visual is brought to you by Guns 'N Roses drummer Steven Adler who invited TMZ's camera into his tour bus for a little talk and somehow the conversation nose dived straight into Steven Tyler's crotch. Steven Tyler may look like Ruth Bader Ginsburg after a bad trip, but his gavel is way bigger than hers.
When TMZ asked Steven Adler if he's ever tried to inflate his dick situation with ExtenZe pills, he said this: "I've tried 'em. They don't work. After seeing Steven Tyler's rig with five different girls hands wrapped around it, I'm lucky if I take my clothes off after that. I was devastated."
Either the LSD Steven Adler was on at the time gave him fun house mirror eyes or those five girls had Kristen Wiig baby doll hands, because in this NSFW picture I don't see a dick so large that it can share skinny jeans with Steven Tyler. But then again, his peen tip is staring directly at his face so maybe it shrinks when it feels threatened? National Geographic should investigate.
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mcnightmare - yeah, you might have a point there. I'm on the fence as to whether it's disrespectful or not because I don't actually know what he or the photographer is trying to say about anything. It might be disrespectful if, dressed in native amer garb, they are equating it with some sort of over-sexualized (crotch grabbing), wild (native american), aggressive (football/sports) behavior. Otherwise, I don't necessarily have anything against the use of native amer (or any cultural) imagery in unconventional ways. Yeah, but now you made me think too hard about the pic and i think they're not saying nice things. LOL. Thanks, mcnightmare.
The biggest thing about ST is his dump-truck mouth.
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Well, thanks to all you G-damn whores posting all those penis expose links, I didn't get any work done today. Yes, it is YOUR fault, not mine for clicking on it.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I was aquanited with a person back in the early 90s who had worked with Aerosmith for a time,,helping tend to their costumes etc. and she said that Steven had pads sewn into the crotches of his spandex to look like he had a big goober onstage but in reality she said it was just about normal or slightly below 'normal' size. Just because youre a rock star doesnt make you a cock star.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
I'm sure somebody's said this but, apparently Dude does not look like a Lady....
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Has Steven been dating Madonna?
chica robotica - all those beautiful feathers, the football player war paint, tyler grabbing his cock through them - it just strikes me as extremely disrespectful.
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"can you stick your pinky finger in my tea?"
As far as tyler, first you have the shrinkage factor, and second, maybe he's a grower and not a shower...
Sorry......i'm still infatuated with the 'rock star bulge' that Robert Plant sported back in the day....
.....swoon......
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All this talk is making me miss my last fling...too bad he was such an ass. UGH.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
mcnightmare on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:26pm.
why does every douche in the world think he's free to wear Native American gear?
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I dunno. Maybe it's just a shoot, maybe it's bc he claims some Native American ancestry? Who knows.
@Starqz -- ok, I took a look and I guess that's him, then! Thanks for the site... I took a look around and didn't I get lost... LOL. That Prince Charles pic cannot be serious? The continental royals, I believe. But the English royals? Really? They get naked?
Michael K, you still haven't seen Steven Tyler erect yet? Here's the picture for those who haven't already:
http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/search/label/Steven%20Tyler?zx=579...
One of my ex's was 5'6", 125# nerdy white guy, who when we got to the intimate stuff scared the shit outta me... he was 11.5" when he was sorta "happy" and got up to 13" ... there was a lot to think about in that relationship...lol
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Michael K. is my sister from another mister!
Chyna's dick clit is bigger than that!
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Michael K. is my sister from another mister!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:14pm.
SuckandFuck -- I read a book by Frank Sinatra's valet; he said Frank's dick was "gargantuan," not a word you get to throw around every day!
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I read a couple of Frank Sinatra's biographies. His ex-wife Ava Gardner also talked about Sinatra's size and prowess. Apparently the skinny little crooner was well-endowed and insatiable.
first of all - meh, even if he's a grower, no way is it five hands-worthy erect. but then consider the source - a major junkie who probably hasn't seen his own dick erect for a good decade or two.
@ Lucifer Sam, measure your lips (on your face lol) and then your labia. It's pretty damn close. There was this chick in high school with really big lips and we used to call her pillow-pussy. I wish I was joking right now.
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Submitted by Ladybird83 on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:33pm.
LadyBird83
My boyfriend is only 5ft 9 inches and 135lbs. His dick is 7 inch long and 5.5 inches thick. (Yes I measured it and it's the most perfect cock ever.) He doesn't have large feet or hand. The size myths are ALL WRONG.
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That sounds like one of my exes. Too bad he didn't know how to use it.
nope.
http://daveformen.blogspot.com/2009/06/famous-singers-and-musicians-butt...
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Steven Adler says this? The guy that ate heroin on celebrity rehab to avoid getting caught? Great source.
Submitted by Ladybird83 on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:33pm.
LadyBird83
My boyfriend is only 5ft 9 inches and 135lbs. His dick is 7 inch long and 5.5 inches thick. (Yes I measured it and it's the most perfect cock ever.) He doesn't have large feet or hand. The size myths are ALL WRONG.
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Hey are dating my ex per chance?
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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We never learn...MJ posts something to turn our stomachs and we eagerly go look....It's a 13 year old boy dick....giggle....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
0:32 -- Doesn't look so big to me....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw
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"These have always brought me luck."
Yuck, I hate big penises just as much as I hate small ones. 6.5-7.5 inches is the best.
@ sarah990
I totally agree. When I'm with a really big guy for the first time I just think, " ok let's back up here. I'm gonna need some serious booze and a ton of lube and let's see where this thing winds up." Oh amd I probably won't remember any of it the next day. Hey at least I'm a team player :)
Yuck, I hate big penises just as much as I hate small ones. 6.5-7.5 inches is the best.
One of my ex's had a 10 inch wang, the sucker hung down his leg. He was a shower not a grower and it was weird as fawk!
sounds weird but give me a thick 2 incher over a skinny 10 any day.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:33am.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:17am.
Ah ha, so penis envy was the catalyst behind Axl Rose's plastic surgery.
Link?
I mean, between Tyler's penis and Axl Rose.
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Oh, I know nothing about Axl's equipment. I'm just guessing since GNR apparently got a look at Tyler's lizard and Axl got a bizarre facelift at a relatively young age for a rocker.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Indigo that's just what I was going to say!
The biggest guy I ever knew was more than two hands high and I couldn't touch my thumb and index finger around his girth.
I sorta miss him.
I picture that gimmick in sandlot baseball where the captains put their hands on the vertical bat one over the other till the last guy to top out on the knob wins.
LadyBird83
My boyfriend is only 5ft 9 inches and 135lbs. His dick is 7 inch long and 5.5 inches thick. (Yes I measured it and it's the most perfect cock ever.) He doesn't have large feet or hand. The size myths are ALL WRONG.
why does every douche in the world think he's free to wear Native American gear?
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"can you stick your pinky finger in my tea?"
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:10am.
in my experience, tall skinny dudes have big peens, so I believe it.
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I would agree except that Steven Tyler is a midget. I would be SHOCKED if he were over 5'8". I met him once & from behind, he looks like an Asian chick. Skinny, with tiny hands & not tall AT ALL.
Nothing I like more after lunch than talking about long peen on a fucking ugly guy. *vom*
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:57am.
I doubt he could get it up one fists length.
I visualised only the head getting erect, curving upwards at 90 degrees, and LOL'd. Then I gagged.
SuckandFuck -- I read a book by Frank Sinatra's valet; he said Frank's dick was "gargantuan," not a word you get to throw around every day!
I love Steven Tyler, but the one in Aerosmith I always had the hots for was Joe Perry, though he's been looking like shit lately.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:10am.
in my experience, tall skinny dudes have big peens, so I believe it.
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I'm relieved to hear you've never boned Howard Stern.
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Hand me my shank.
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Submitted by Kenneth G: "Beady eyed baboon Steven Tyler looks like he could suck off a blue whale with that bear trap mouf of his."
*appluading wildly*
It's a Julia Roberts-sized maw.
I bet Steven would have been fun in the sack a million years ago. Now, between all the hard drugs he took and all of the old age prescription shit he probably takes now, I doubt he could get it up one fists length.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
It's not the meat, it's the motion. Or so I've heard.
I'm feeling like absolute shit today.
*cries*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:40am.
*hangs out on Raul's side of the cafeteria*
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Sure but watch out, Raul's mule Eeyore threw up over there.
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don't care how big tyler's cock, i don't want none of that...
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:42am.
*gets out measuring tape*
Ok, lets do this.
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Mine is at least three inches.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
MK, you've made my day with posting the dick pic. I believe Steven Tyler would be a savage in bed.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
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*gets out measuring tape*
Ok, lets do this.
*hangs out on Raul's side of the cafeteria*
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11