Paul McCartney Really Hasn't Learned Shit
Paul McCartney's savings account is still raw from Heather Mill's butt fucking millions of coins out of it and now it has a new reason to cry while searching Google for reputable anal reconstructive surgeons. As you know, Paul McCartney is going to make New Jersey businesswoman Nancy Shevell his third wife and he's going to do so without protecting his savings accounts with a butt plug in the form of a prenup. The Gold Digger Gazette has just found its sexiest man of every year.
A source tells Popeater that Sir Paul's lawyers have put together a single-page document stating that Nancy won't go after his fortune if they divorce, but there will be no prenup. Nancy is no Heather Mills and she not only has her own money, but her family's bidet shoots out liquid gold (basically, they're rich). The source goes on, "There's no need to make marriage a business arrangement. They are the perfect couple. And have both had a huge impact on each other. She has once again shown him that falling in love doesn't have to hurt. This one will last forever. She is the opposite of Heather and hates the public spotlight, plus she doesn't need his money to live a great life."
Sir Paul obviously doesn't know that the only thing better than having a lot of money is having even more fucking money! Maybe Sir Paul's naive optimism will work in his favor this time around (SPOILER ALERT: it won't). But if Sir Paul's future third marriage does find itself in a divorce casket, Nancy better go into hiding right away. Do not put it past Heather Mills to make a skin suit out of Nancy and assume her identity so she can collect a second divorce settlement from Paul. Heather Mill's glorious gold digging ways know no bounds. Paul's lawyers better make Nancy hop on her left leg before she collects her divorce settlement. Shit, Heather Mills can do that too, right?
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:48pm.
"But if this ever-changing world in which we live in..."
Mr Wordypants
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'but IN this ever-changing ....'
Kinda proves you hate the track.
Bet you get a Tshirt with 'Mr Wordypants' on it.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:48pm.
"But if this ever-changing world in which we live in..."
Mr Wordypants
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:23pm.
What is "Shaved Fish"--Lennon/Ono? The Wings stuff was mostly sappy pop/love songs, as Paul even admitted. Needed leavening. :)
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O.K. - The Gunners version of 'Live and Let Die' was acceptable. Admittedly the rest was flushable - wouldn't waste my precious 3 ply on it.
The 'Ono' part of any songwriting credit is not to be taken seriously.
And just so that you can have your 'leavening' - which you seem bizarrely attached to, Mr Wordypants - I think that only applied to Beatles songs. Post break up was all about ego and competition.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:23pm.
What is "Shaved Fish"--Lennon/Ono? The Wings stuff was mostly sappy pop/love songs, as Paul even admitted. Needed leavening. :)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:40pm.
But John's post-breakup stuff was no great shakes, either (at least after Imagine). I blame booze and drugs. And Yoko. :)
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Yoko was (and is) nuts - feel free to blame her for whatever you want.
So, does this mean you didn't like 'Shaved Fish'? Really?
Some of Granny Mac's stuff with Wing was quite good. I say that with a smirk - I used to enjoy hanging shit on Wings fans back in the day.
I'm old.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:40pm.
But John's post-breakup stuff was no great shakes, either (at least after Imagine). I blame booze and drugs. And Yoko. :)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:20pm.
Not Linda's fault - she inspired 'Maybe I'm amazed'.
What you call leavening I call competiton. After John was murdered the game was over.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 5:57pm.
Oh - and he hasn't written anything decent since "Maybe I'm amazed". "Mull of Kintyre" is one of the worst songs in the history of music. Fucking funeral dirge.
That sounded like an overstatement at first, then I thought about it and I think you're right. I liked the guitar riff in "Let Me Roll It," but even that's ancient history. I blame Linda; or the lack of leavening from John.
He was cute 50 years ago but now he looks like an old woman. Why would a woman who's already rich want that???
Doesn't she have her own money? It aint like this guy will ever be poor.
Meanwhile, out of curiousity, do we ever see him with the kid he had with Mills? I ask because I'm always the first to say where the fuck is Xtina's kid?
He sure is the "fool on the Hill"
Hello, Heather Mills got $50 million out of his $730 million. It really doesn't make a dent. And neither will this one if it doesn't work out.
A horny old fool and his money are soon parted.
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Mr Possum and I signed a pre-nup a week before we married. All it says is we get to keep whatever we came into the marriage with. He can't get the house and I can't get his car. At best, we'll never need it. At worst, we're safe if some bad shit goes down.
We've been hitched for 3 years now and are happy as lil' clams!
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Sir Paul obviously doesn't know that the only thing better than having a lot of money is having even more fucking money!
Nobody ever has enough money!!
I'm sort of anti-marriage now, but I hope this works out so he doesn't have to be alone. It's gotta suck to be old and alone.
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And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
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That was the last time,
The last time
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Pre nups are just useless pieces of paper if they are not recognized by law. English and Australian laws are very similar and here they are virtually worthless. (I think spankypants mentioned something like this earlier.)
That being said, I hope the marriage lasts - Granny Mac has been through a lot of shit (side eyes one legged bitch) and needs a companion in his twilight years.
Oh - and he hasn't written anything decent since "Maybe I'm amazed". "Mull of Kintyre" is one of the worst songs in the history of music.
Fucking funeral dirge.
There is no fool like an old fool
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:58am.
Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:44am.
She was a big Bush supporter, so I have some doubts.
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Sorry - I just can't hate on a girl for supporting a big bush. She doesn't have to be sexy if she doesn't want to...
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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He's a product of his generation where people didn't live together, they got married (read: really really really OLD FART) I can see getting married if you have or are planning on having kids together but otherwise ... fuck that shit! Anyway they knew each other back when they were both married to their first spouses and run with the rich bitches in the Hamptons social circles. So I suppose Nancy knows how to handle having money unlike guttertrash Heather Mills. She seems very uninterested in being in the spotlight and will probably stay in the background and keep her mouth shut. Kind of a pleasant novelty for a McCartney wife.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:47am.
Excellent and it was save so much trouble.
That horrible, painfully corny Christmas song Mac wrote and sings is a complete fucking disgrace and makes me want to vomit. Anyhow.
He looks awful, but in fairness, the cute, apple-cheeked thing he had going on is a tough look to maintain into your 60s and 70s. The ridiculous shag haircut/wig he's sporting doesn't help either.
Ringo, OTOH, kind of grew into his offbeat looks and looks better than he ever has. Who would have thought *he'd* be the hot one?!
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fucking pull your face skin up already. all that money and he drags his jowls along behind him. a fucking disgrace.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:47am.
I truly believe that everyone - EVERYONE - who marries should get a pre-nup. Even if it's only a simple document stating, "what we each bring to the marriage stays with us when we leave, and what we make while we're together gets split 50/50."
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^^ THIS STATEMENT IS NOT DLISTED GOLDDIGGER APPROVED.
He sure doesn't learn. I am sure this woman is not marrying this wrinkled toad for his money.
Why does this old assbag have to get married?
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:44am.
She was a big Bush supporter, so I have some doubts.
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Tell the nasty bitch to get a wax.
I'll be here all week kids.
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LMAO clairey claire. Are you related to dwm?
"as am I..."
Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:44am.
She was a big Bush supporter, so I have some doubts.
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Sorry - I just can't hate on a girl for supporting a big bush. She doesn't have to be sexy if she doesn't want to...
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I agree. Because there are lots of women making more money than men now. Reese Whıtherspoon could have lost half her shit if her husband had gone after her money. Same for Jessica Simpson. But it is still deemed OK for women to want half but not men. That too is going to change.
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Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:44am.
She was a big Bush supporter, so I have some doubts.
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Tell the nasty bitch to get a wax.
I'll be here all week kids.
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Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:44am.
She was a big Bush supporter, so I have some doubts.
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Tell the nasty bitch to get a wax.
I'll be here all week kids.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I truly believe that everyone - EVERYONE - who marries should get a pre-nup. Even if it's only a simple document stating, "what we each bring to the marriage stays with us when we leave, and what we make while we're together gets split 50/50." Divorces would be far less acrimonious that way. Damn judges are ignoring pre-nups more and more, though...
We'll let him be when his heart lets him. And she can always be richer!
And the fact that he was considered the hot one is just R A W N G!
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Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:42am.
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Seriously what have I missed? I am genuinly baffled. He has been with this one for a few years. Is every woman now a golddigger? Are people only allowed to marry once? Seriously enlighten me because I haven't a clue why Linda ought to be spinning in her grave.
I know some relationships I wouldn't want to repeat. So why can't he?
Anyway, good luck Paul. I am off to have a bath.
Could not love Paul more-hope this one turns out better.
She was a big Bush supporter, so I have some doubts.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 11:31am.
He should ask himself how his "wealthy BUSINESS woman" fiancee got that way. If she is that successful, she probably had to put her morals and feelings aside to make that ca$h.
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TRUEDAT! Nobody has ever made big BIG bucks by being nice and without compromising his/her integrity.
Linda must be spinning in her grave and Paul's kids must be ready to do an intervention on him. Seriously, he needs help. Ok, so how about a conspiracy theory? What if Heather Mills and Nancy are lovers and in cohoots? Perhaps Nancy's been sent in to clean out the rest of his loot. How soon til she's preggers?
Why is everyone so down on this? He married someone for love and was faithful and loyal to her for years before she died. He made one mistake by marrying peg leg so what? Because he is near 70 he should just sit at home alone and weep? It's his money people, not yours. Yes he is rich, he is a fucking Beatle! The joy they gave so many people makes him in my book worth more money than some jack ass wall street trader. She is rich, he is. Pre nups are not as straight forward in the Uk anyway so... Let him be. (yeah yeah see what I did there)
Fucking love Macca
ps. Yes Paul was the hottest Beatle. Once.
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He's a true romantic, that Paul. Makes me love him a little bit more.
He should ask himself how his "wealthy BUSINESS woman" fiancee got that way. If she is that successful, she probably had to put her morals and feelings aside to make that ca$h.
Submitted by TheBreakdown: "If women made as much money as men across the board and worldwide, there would be far fewer marriages."
YOU SAID IT.
My daughters do not understand the wage disparity. "That's not FAIR!!" "Yes" I say. "But it's up to you to change that."
HEKKI IS A FEMINAZI.
If he goes in without a prenup and it ends badly I hope she not only leaves his ass raw but bloody too. Would serve him right for being a god damn dumb ass.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:56am.
If women made as much money as men across the board and worldwide, there would be far fewer marriages.
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Amen! Can I get a witness?
@Snowy - Ringo is the oldest - and the only Beatle with blue eyes.
I guess all that peace and love is working for him! *LOVES ME SOME RINGO*
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/10/2011 - 10:56am.
If women made as much money as men across the board and worldwide, there would be far fewer marriages.
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seriously - sit down Paulie...
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"Fool and his money.....HONEY, if you wan't it - here it is - come and get it...but you better hurry cause it's goin fast....you beter hurry cause it's goin fast - you better hurry cause it goin fa-a-as-a-ah-ah-ast!!!!!!!"
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"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
If women made as much money as men across the board and worldwide, there would be far fewer marriages.
And Stella needs to slap her father with a beaded belt!
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