Sunday, May 15th 2011
Eat Your EVERYTHING Out, Grace Jones!
UPDATE: Picture removed by order of Jake Gyllenhaal's lawyers. Boo.
This picture is nowhere to be seen on TMZ, so that leads me to believe that there's another site on the Internet called TMZ (but stands for Thigh Man Zone) or this beautiful yogay portrait was Photoshopped using the inspiration of Grace Jones, the head of Jakey Gyllenhaal and the body of a hot man flamingo. But it's Sunday, so I will temporarily believe that Jake once flashed his barely there nalgas like he's auditioning for the title role in the Palm Springs Gay Twink's Choir production of Black Swan. I love that whoever this is made sure that his socks matched the hotel carpet. Details like that really make a picture.
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that is not jakey poo! wish it was though ... ruff ruff... id hit it.
Someone stuck Toothy's head on a short guy. Toothy is pretty tall and the guy in the pic is a runt. Look at those short legs.
Daniel Radcliffe waiting for the farrier.
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What a delicate flower.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 7:56pm.
SO HARD. I would hit that SO HARD.
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Agreed. But preferably the real one, and not the fake body with a head pasted on. This guy has a nice body, though his butt is kind of underwhelming. He has really nice legs but his feet are very... dainty.
Another problem with the picture is that the left hand looks WAY too small in proportion to the size of his head.
I feel like I should be repulsed by this, but, for some reason, it's turning me on.
Speaking of matchy socks, the waistband of his undies is also working well with the carpet. Subtle.
Jakey needs some shoes on those stockinged feet.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/part-aladdin-part-vegas-muta...
SO HARD. I would hit that SO HARD.
Jakey G's body is fucking SICK. He is sex on legs...esp in Love and Other Drugs.
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Jaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeeeeeeey! I wish this were real.
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Farm boy panties!
P.S. TMZ do a watermark - not a logo.
Beautiful legs.
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Submitted by GreenFairy on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 2:17pm.
Photoshopped no question about it!!
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Maybe or maybe not. To me, the bogus TMZ logo suggests it's a fake.
But a few months ago, we had an issue at work where it meant a whole lot of money whether an image was P-shopped or not (we had only a 2d-3d gen image). We sent it to two true experts in film and digital photography--folks with fancy degrees and decades of real-world experience. Both of them thought it was P-shopped and articulated a list of reasons why: the head line doesn't match the shoulder, the hair is off, etc.
We then hired a cyber detective who tracked down the original photo in Eastern Europe: not P-shopped. Tears, recriminations, vitriol, etc. all followed, not to mention much loss of da monies.
@saltydogg....I wanna be that santa hat
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What's up, douchebag?
yeah Jake is actually has a much stronger build than whoever's body that is. Remember in Jarhead when he just wore a Santa hat on his junk and danced around?
Deep down I wish this photo were real.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 2:08pm.
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FABULOUS!!! Oh my God, I am seriously sitting here on the boogie. :) Who knew that Jakey G could inspire such good music?
I have a big smiley face on my gob.
http://youtu.be/oG2ixYJ79iE
Photoshopped no question about it!!
A) Front of the neck does not belong to the same person as the back of the neck. There is a clear diagonal division starting at the ear going to the shoulder area.
B) Diffusion/softening also called blending of the hair line. That slight halo that is visible is a tell tale sign.
Good try tough ;o)
If that's a real picture ... Nice Ass YilEnHOOLeHay
islandgirl,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9iSpA9QTs
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 1:35pm.
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Now I'm getting all nostalgic. This was from a time that I'd rather forget about, but the music was good. :) STOMP!!
I am turning my speakers up on bust as we speak. xo
http://youtu.be/tPBDMihPRJA
whyyyyy?
"Do you like my bodddddyyyyyyy?!"
I can't stand this guy. What a self-indulgent prick he can be. Something about the cocky male starlets whose main career advancement is going to the gym and claiming to be a good cook with a soft heart pisses me the fuck off.
Look, he's just trying to get laid, he's not the sweetheart everyone wants him to be.
You want a sweetheart? Look up Lee Pace.
Submitted by islandgirl: "Bjork, I think we need a little of this...
http://youtu.be/EoXvDleWJ5U"
Now you've got me clicking all those vids on the side. Currently listening to to The Isley Brothers.
Maybe this is the pose Jake threatened that bathroom peen photographer with at SXSW.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/41174
Great ass. Not Jakey poo's though, the neck and face don't watch the coloring of the torso.
Nice try, photoshopping-troublemaker-with-too much-time-on-your-hands.
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Buckeyemama you must have been near Sykesville PA at least once. I took a pic of that same sign.
(sorry for being OT)
Bjork, I think we need a little of this...
http://youtu.be/EoXvDleWJ5U
Oh lord Jakey..this isnt helping with the gay rumors. he's got good form though
Jakey is such a cock tease. Methinks he enjoys the gay rumors just to mess with people.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by islandgirl: "I wonder if Oscar De La Hoya was hiding around the corner?
http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oscar_drag.jpg "
You hookers are cracking me up this Sunday afternoon! Donnie Darko has nice legs. (And he seems like a nice guy.)
I am so glad I am not famous. This has gotta suck, having embarrassing pics all over the internet, and people making fun.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 11:58am.
hahaha. The sad thing is I'm pretty sure that's a Marriott Courtyard. :(
RustyHooligan, you definitely just won the Caption This Contest for the un-contest.
Very well done!
His ass is toight like a toiger!
The most mesmerizing thing about that photo is the interplay between the designs on the carpet and those on his socked foot.
I wonder if Oscar De La Hoya was hiding around the corner?
http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/oscar_drag.jpg
Looks like a pygmy.
Carpet clashes with socks. He can't be gay.
Why doesnt he have toes on his right foot? That foot looks like its been half amputated in a lumber job.
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Brokeback Marriott.
*swoon* I love a man in tidy whiteys even a twink (runs away in shame)
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Such delicate feet in those stripey socks!
Hmm, another Terry Richardson shitty photo session? Nah, he refuses to use photoshop. I wonder who is the genius behind this.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Is Jakey the A-lister in the herpes lawsuit maybe?
Gay panties!