Amy Wino Is Back In The Clinic!
Amy Wino has checked into her favorite place ever, THE CLINIC, for a full week, but it isn't what you think. Wino's visit has nothing to do with the bad shit and she also isn't there for her annual tune-up which involves prying off the year-old ballet slippers that have embedded themselves onto her feet skin and pouring more of those liquid-absorbing water crystals you get at the swap meet into the place where her liver used to be. Nope! The Sun says that Wino is laid up in The Clinic, because she wants to get her body ready for a womb invasion. Yup, Wino wants a baby (cut to Child Protective Services building a pop-up office in front of Wino's house).
A source tells The Sun, "Amy has checked herself in. She wants to get herself 'baby ready' so she and Reg Traviss can start a family in the not too distant future."
BABY READY? What does that even mean? Are they installing one of those swimming pool fences around her womb so that the fetus doesn't crawl out and accidentally eat on a lump of coke lying around in there? Are they getting one of the experts on Hoarders to clean out her uterus, because over the years her system has used it to store stuff that has made its way into her body for one reason or another (examples: crack pipes that weren't strong enough to resist her suction skills, half of Blaaaaaaaake's peen, the patch of hair missing from Prince William's head, etc...)?
I bet that Wino is in there to get the plastic watermelons in her chest removed, because she doesn't want the gross taste of silicone to taint the 100 proof vodka milk her titties produce. Not wanting to serve your newborn a nasty tasting White Russian is the true sign of a wonderful mother!
I hope she is too skinny to conceive. She is talented but perhaps also mad.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:56am.
She totally lost sight of it, and for that I'm terribly saddened... because she is no everyday good singer who puts out a nice sone, like Adele (who is VERY good, btw. I'm not slamming Adele, so much as I am objecting to the idea that she is in the same ball park as Winehouse).
There's some songs that will haunt you forever, and Winehouse has that ability to write something that remains with you.. something that can never be duplicated, no matter how much it's immitated.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 12:51am.
Hotmami, no doubt Wino wasted her talent by letting her drug use take over, and I know many people know her for nothing but that. But to those of us who listened to her music, and evualuate it as a seperate entity from her fucked up life.. she's a lyrical and vocal genius
I do agree that her music is amazing (understatement). But she's lost sight of it, and I wish she would find whatever it is that she's lost. Back to Black got me through one of the roughest times in my life. *hums Wake up Alone* Honestly, I like them both very much.
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Hotmami, no doubt Wino wasted her talent by letting her drug use take over, and I know many people know her for nothing but that. But to those of us who listened to her music, and evualuate it as a seperate entity from her fucked up life.. she's a lyrical and vocal genius. Billie Holiday too was a fuck up, but she poured all of her torment into her music, which even today stands up for the brilliant and irreplaceable art it is. There will only ever be one Billie, there will only ever be one Winehouse.
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Amy Winehouse is no longer known for her music... now she's known for being a total crackhead who wasted her talent on drugs and "Blake incarcerated". She's a legend because of her fuck-ups.
For right now anyway, Adele is still known her music. Idk if she'll keep her head on straight, but Winehouse had already started bottoming out by the time album number 2 came out.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Adele is no Winehouse. That's like comparing Lina Horne to Billie Holiday. One is perfectly lovely, the other is a legend.
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Adele is massively overrated.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 6:44pm.
(Though it would be cute if the baby wore tiny ballet flats and a tiny huge wig.)
haaaaaaaaaaaaa. "Dey twied to make me gwo to weehab..."
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I'm torn on this. I'm afraid her crackie instincts are far stronger than her maternal ones. She'll go off the deep end again if her guy cheats or something--she lives for that rush. I suspect she'll be a Britney sort of mom--albeit one with talent.
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
On the floor laughing at this article. Great!
Adele annoys the fuck out of me! I know she has a great range but the tone of her voice is irritating to me!
I still have a soft spot for Amy, but Adele has already surpassed her. JMO.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Amy Winehouse is totally overrated. Unique sounding voice that sounds like shit when she's jacked up and performing.
Amy may be talented, but she's not exactly a looker. If she wants to be a mom she should adopt. That way she gets a kid who's healthy *and* attractive. The other way… uh… no.
(Though it would be cute if the baby wore tiny ballet flats and a tiny huge wig.)
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Covered it with what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Straight to baby? Shouldn't she start by caring for the cockroaches in her weave and work her way up through the animal kingdom from there?
Amy Winehouse? Baby?
Good luck with that.
Who is Amy Winehouse?
I'll be real surprised if she can conceive. Besides the fact that she probably hasn't had a period in five years, the alcohol and crack must have done a number on her.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
This is a really, really bad idea. I've known plenty of drug abusers and junkies in my day, none of whom EVER should be entrusted to raising a child. I remember a couple back in NYC who managed to have a kid, but left it to wander their apartment while they got high and eventually passed out in a dirty bed full of KFC takeout reduced to bones by their dozen cats. CPS took their kid away and they never got the kid back. One of the parents eventually ODed. Drug users are too selfish to have kids. They just "want" them but they want a high more. Please Amy, think about someone other than yourself for once, if possible.
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Sad that the only headlines Wino makes anymore is if she fell or punched someone out at a concert or that the fact that she's going back to THE CLINIC.
It's time for a change...maybe move to LA where I'm sure she can find a place they call The Clinique!
If she does get knocked up I feel bad for the child, cause you could imagine how much birth defects he/she would be born with. Even mental retardation. I mean, her insides are a meth lab! I have worked with children born with MR due to drug/alchohol abusing mothers and it aint pretty. They tend to have a lot of behavioral and developmental problems. Once again, poor child if she ever has one.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
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Er...am I the only one who thinks this picture angle looks like a bad transsexual? Her jawline isn't that strong usually surely?
Knocking this person up should be a serious ethics violation. I don't care if you're not a doctor with a turkey baster - DON'T DO EET.
She looks good in this picture. A baby is not a good idea.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 1:21pm.
isn't the world supposed to end on May 21st?
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What??!! letinstar, whatutalkin' 'bout? Did wino do this? or the Aztecs?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Is this a trick question?
Lookin damn good in that pic.
When the fuck is she just gonna make some more genius fucking RECORDS and cut all this other crap.
A fookin BABY?? Oh yeah. She needs a baby about as much as a baby needs her. Hell to the jesus NAW!
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Another irresponsible asshole who's going to bring a poor unfortunate into the world. I agree with Hekki: tie the tubes and send her on her way. She'll never know the difference and she'll forget all about wanting a kid in a few minutes, anyway.
who cares Adele is already taking this girls place
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We all know crackheads can reproduce quite easily. Nice try Wino.
isn't the world supposed to end on May 21st? how the hell does this crackie have time to make a baby when the rapture is upon us?
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I wasn't aware that she had ever *left* the clinic.
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I like WINO because I know when you dust the crack away, there is actual talent there and if/when she releases another album, it will be worth the wait.
But she should probably try to live clean for a few years before she brings WINO, Jr. into the world.
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If the implants are on top of the mam gland, do they have to route the milk to the nips through a straw or something?
Yeah, ream the fallopian tubes to get all that syphilis and abortion scarring cleaned up.
Her prison-quality tatooed boy body with chest balloons doesn't do much for me, but to each their own.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:25pm.
Never ceases to amaze the hell out of me how some people can be legally prevented from keeping pets, yet any piece of shit fucker can have children.
I like Wino. Always have, always will.
Baby ready? Ew.
*scrawls on placard*:
MAKE MUSIC NOT BABIES!
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I remember she was hoarding kitties a while back, but had to give them away because she wasn't capable of looking after them. And reputedly, her living quarters resemble a city dump that blew up. Sounds like a suitable environment for a human child.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 11:54am.
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My ObGyn did an HSG to check for blockages after I had 4 yrs of infertility. He said that although the HSG was a diagnostic, not a treatment, many women got pregnant w/in 6 months of the procedure. He was right!
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If this asshole ever gets her poisoned womb pregnant it will be with the first rider of Four Horseman.
Shit. Here was I thinking that everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt, and if she's really clean then maybe she could make a baby happen. But then someone had to bring up the baby in Trainspotting, and just like that, I am back to judging this scatty bitch for even considering bringing a child into her fuckery.
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Amy is definitely on the list of Those Who Should Never Procreate.
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I weep for the child that has to pass through that birth canal *shudders* But then again, if Jenna Jameson could house, not 1 but 2 babies in that worn out uterus of hers, anything is possible.
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Amy actually looks pretty good here. Clean, nice jewellery, subtle makeup...the nail polish needs to go, though.
Always wanted to bang this mess. The awful boob job just made her hotter in my eyes.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
A woman who is known for living in a shithole with lots of cats? She is absolutely toxic. And I find this disturbing. I am for "your womb, your decision", but this womb?! I dunno. Trainspotting comes to mind. I watched it ONCE. One time. That scene with that baby...UUUGGGHHHH. I cannot with this shit.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Banayna on Mon, 01/31/2011 - 7:57pm.
Are you people retarded?
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Why go to all that trouble? Just cum on the ballet slippers and let the flies do the rest.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 11:54am.
* My SIL had some procedure where they flush out the Fallopian tubes - it's pretty low-tech - and then she finally got pregnant. I'm too lazy to google it, but she credits that with her successful pregnancy.
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Really? That's good to know. I just had one of those last month to test for blockages. That's my TMI for today. If she's serious about having a baby, I hope she can at least quit while she's pregnant.
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