Open Post: Hosted By The Subway Shoe Licker
May 16, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
You know you’re in NYC when a man is licking funk off his shoes like a methed-out mama cat cleaning her young (I’m trying to soothe your dry heaves by making this sound as adorable as possible) and not one person next to him is showing visible signs of being freaked out. In the wilderness, you don’t make any sudden moves when faced with a mama bear and her cub. In the city, you don’t make any sudden moves when faced with a man performing cunnilingus on his shoe.
And yes, you’re not the only one who wishes you were that shoe. Look at that tongue go.
via Gothamist (Thanks to everybody who sent this in. You really know me.)
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