Afternoon Crumbs
Mel Gibson stars in the balcony production of The Passion of Sugar Tits in Cannes. Mel is a sugary moob ball of raw sex and I'm sure he still can't find a ho to blow him before Jacuzzi. What a cruel world this is! - Just Jared
How did Suri Cruise approve that sad sack of blue on Katie Holmes' body? - Lainey Gossip
Gay sex: Steven Tyler's done it! - Towleroad
The Situation Jr. is suing The Situation Sr., but why does his arm look like an oven-roasted chicken drumstick? - The Superficial
Hatchettina is looking good - Hollywood Tuna
Why hello there, Ginger Spice's panties (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Ginnifer Goodwin's new wave twink look has given me the weirdest tingle - Celebitchy
Gay Fish's balcony tongue fuck session is not what I needed to see after eating a carton of leftover enchilada casserole - The Berry
Elisabetta Canalis in a tank top. Thrilling. - Popoholic
NOT MING MING!!!!! - The Daily What
The invasion of man nipples hits Paris - OMG Blog
Mel Gibson thankfully covers up his sugar tits for The Beaver premiere - Popsugar
There are many reasons for why a ho should be kicked off of a train and this is one of them - Crunk + Disorderly
For Gaycrest's sake, I really wish these were pictures of Derek Hough working on an ass in Miami, but unfortunately it's just pictures of Julianne Hough working her ass out in Miami - Hollywood Rag
Three words: Willy Wonka Reunion! - SOW
20 dogs in slippers - Cityrag
A topless Miley Cyrus getting a tattoo - ICYDK
What a waste of delicious cake - I'm Not Obsessed
(Image via Pacific Coast News)
Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ! No wonder Melvin is depressed! Boy got fat on us in a hurry! Wonder if he has the discipline to lose the weight and regain six pack abs. If he wants any future in movies, he better start ASAP.
Gibson looks like a fat hobo
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I'd blow it!! Naw, don't worry, I wouldn't; just messing with you glum cunts ;)
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
mel gibson continues his downward spiral into grossville...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
wel Suri is looking pretty for once, no more Mowgli of the jungle and shit,
the Cyrus girl will look like a retired overused prostitute by 25 if she keeps this up, much like Lohan, possibly her role-model, some people never learn, from their or the mistakes of others,
who is that man on the balcony with mel gibson?
It's a miracle that the engine of that Amtrak didn't overheat. Why do some people insist on being a walking stereotype?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I like Xtina's dress - always had a soft spot for polka dots.
Then there's the head. It looks like a very pretty face that has been slightly distorted by a photoshopper on meds.
The hyperbleached weave and gash of red lippy are just too assaultive on the optics.
Please Xtina, hire a makeup artist who at least has a basic qualification. Please.
I think Suri deliberately points Katie towards the ugliest item of clothing in the closet as a joke between herself and her imaginary friends.
Hatchettina! genius!
While I like Steven Tyler, the thought of him doing the sex (gay or otherwise) is fairly revolting.
How the hell did that chattering beeyotch last 16 HOURS before someone chucked her ass outta that train? In the Amtrak Quiet Car, people will shoot you the Glare of Icy Death if you like, cough.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Submitted by Puppy Love on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 7:35pm.
Suri Cruise is beautiful and will just get moreso with age, I think. She's the pretty type who will never have to suffer any sort of "awkward" stage, unlike, say, Lourdes and her unibrow/moustache.
Mel is just a wreck. For God's Sake, hike up your shorts and at least TRY to hide that hideous, disgusting belly! Hard to believe how utterly hot he used to be.
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I agree with all of this. First off, Suri is gorgeous. She always has been and always will be and I don't get the weirdos who claim she is ugly. Have they actually seen most kids her age? The little snot nosed tubbies running around today? Ugh. I think it must be from some Brangeloonies that claim she is ugly because of the constant comparison between Shiloh and Suri. Now Shiloh is not ugly, just kind of meh. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a beautiful child make.
And Mel Gibson, that belly is gross. What is that thing hanging off his neck, a medic-alert tag? But he's really old now (what, 55 or 60?) so it's excusable in the looks department.
Suri Cruise is beautiful and will just get moreso with age, I think. She's the pretty type who will never have to suffer any sort of "awkward" stage, unlike, say, Lourdes and her unibrow/moustache.
Mel is just a wreck. For God's Sake, hike up your shorts and at least TRY to hide that hideous, disgusting belly! Hard to believe how utterly hot he used to be.
I don't think St. Christopher works on hotel balconies when you suffer a massive heart attack, though he might protect you on the way to the hospital.
Mel has gotta be PNG in Cannes, except among the local putaines.
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"I don’t have any knowledge of this alleged incident whatsoever."
The Chocolate factory interviewer is on naughty paid meds. Trust.
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Dark-sided!
How the mighty have fallen. Mel was once a sex symbol and box office draw and now he is just some old fat fucker. Hopefully, he invested his bazillions well.
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
— William Goldman
Of course Audrina can only see the top tier of the cake.
J Woww had a shitload of lipo done to her stomach and some put Restalyne in her lips. I'm so embarrassed those ignorant POS are in Italy right now. WEARING SWEATPANTS.
*******"Curtsy motherfuckers!" - Michael K. 04/30/10*******************
J Woww had a shitload of lipo done to her stomach and some put Restalyne in her lips. I'm so embarrassed those ignorant POS are in Italy right now. WEARING SWEATPANTS.
*******"Curtsy motherfuckers!" - Michael K. 04/30/10*******************
Cute puppehs in their beddy time footwear! Yay!
That Suri is a snotnose, alright--all she does is shove her gooey little fingers into her gobholes all day long, or make that snotgutter expression, the one people make when they have no tissues (or manners) and shit is dribbling all down their face parts. She must be allergic to something. Maybe Dad will lend her his hankie.
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Covered it with what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Submitted by MzSassy on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 5:09pm.
Suri Cruise is adorable and so tall for her age (weird, considering her supposed biological dad, Tom Cruise, is so short *coughs*), but I bet her personality is a little monstrosity waiting to happen.
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I agree, she is so cute! I thought she was the weirdest newborn I'd ever seen but she sure is cute now, and I love her personality.
Oh my. The gays over on Towleroad are making fun of Ryan Seacrest.
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I also get from Smellorama the scent of church incense, cum, and *sniff* yeah, stinky cigs.
In other words, he smells like every other fricken priest or christian relic. ahaaaha
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Mel looks like one of those Swamp People. You know he smells like ass, BO and cigs too. Disgusting no matter what the payoff.
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*takes another puff of Alaskan Thunderfuck*
Nice beer gut, Mel. And try a mansierre for those saggy moobs..
Suri Cruise is adorable and so tall for her age (weird, considering her supposed biological dad, Tom Cruise, is so short *coughs*), but I bet her personality is a little monstrosity waiting to happen.
"If tommorrow was a gift, what would you do with it?"
Mmmm baby gimme some of that
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
No doubt Melvin is sporting some big spanx, under that tuxedo.
Nice boobies Melvin!
Looks like some kind of holy trinket around Smell's neck. Too late for you, old man.
And please, buckle up. It's the law.
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Is that a Lifeline Mel is wearing?
"Help, I've fallen, and no one will blow me."
Mel-belly....complete with trashy cigarette. Ya, he's one of the sexiest men alive alright.
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*takes another puff of Alaskan Thunderfuck*
The guy who played Charlie gives me a distinct Tobias Funke vibe. And OMG, the Augustus Gloop guy? With the crazy German outfit? LMFPO.
Seriously, I adore that movie. Way more than the new one with Johnny Depp.
That woman would not have made it even 2 hours talking loudly on her cell phone. She could definitely take me but atleast it would have stopped her from yacking. UGH I hate rude people.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
*shreiks*
Melvin is channeling my father-in-law. That is uncalled for!
*hugs self while having flashback of FIL moobs*
I hate people that talk on cell phones in public places, so I totally co-sign the powers that be escorting that chick off the train. What and who the hell is so important that she talked for `16 straight hours?
I thought he quit smoking...what a piece of garbage.
Good lord the Situation needs to work on his forearms. Sick nast. It goes from chicken wings to cow thigh.
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"Shit. Since when did sexting become a community college English class?" - MK
whew, thought it was Ming Ming from Wonder Pets. Still, sad, RIP Ming Ming.
Of all those Wonka kids only Veruca Salt (I want it NOW!) turned out cute.
EEEEW! Would you go down on that? Meaning, Mel, of course.
LOLLLL. I felt so bad for Jodie Foster on Leno the other night. She comes out of her lesbiden once every 100 years and it's for a movie called "The Beaver" by this mofo?! Someone stole his Beaver, I'm so sure!