A Blind Item
This is Dlisted's first original blind item EVER and I can say with complete confidence that this is also the first time in the history of blind items that the answer isn't John Travolta, Ben Affleck, Blake Lively or Betty White. I know, right? Now on to it!
I'm not very good at labeling celebrities by grade, so I'll just say that your mom definitely knows who this movie actor is. As for this movie actress, I'm not so sure. When I brought this actress' name up with my mom, she thought I was talking about some Bravo reality star.
When these two got together there was a little flame of drama around them. They both just came out of long relationships and were suddenly together! And now she's pregnant. They were overheard talking about how she's having their baby in the fall. Hearts will be broken! And so will her Oscar if she lets their baby play with it.
It isn't Charlize Theron - she was just in a clip on TMZ after a dentist appointment during which she had been injected with a pain killer.
Just to mix it up...
Renee Zellweger and Jim Carrey?
Rachel Weics and Danny Craig. Nice scoop but who really cares.. Wishing it were Mo'nique and DJ Qualls. In bed they'd make a perfect 10.
"Second, I'll take an "off-day MK" over any of the other shit on the intertubes, because "off-day MK" is still twice as funny as anything else out there."
here, here, there, there, and everydamnwhere.
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but, then again, what do i know?
SOLVED: Keanu and Charlize. They first worked together on the dramatic film the devils' advocate. Flame = devil.
She just broke up with Townsend after 8 years. His last girlfriend had miscarriage and then died, so makes sense they're keeping things out of the public. Plus he would be considered a heart-breaker and she has Oscar.
Daniel Craig not well-known name in middle America outside of James Bond.
Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas.
What an adorable kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone said Halle Berry and what's his name?
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Submitted by Maleficent on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 7:10am.
Noooooooo MK, I count on you to TELL us these things...damn the blind items. I'm so bloody bad at puzzles, I can't even put together children's jigsaws (you know, the ones with the pieces' outlines)..
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LOL - one and one may equal two, but I would still need you to take my hand and walk me there.
Hearts will be broken.
Meg Ryan to Kelly McGillis about Tom Cruise's character in TG.
So it is Meg Ryan in the broom closet with crap. Never mind, even my mother knows who Meg Ryan is.
My mom doesn't know Blake Lively, but I keep going back to January....
My mom does know who Leo is... so anyone with him she wouldn't know, but that's just a guess and since when did Lively just "come out of a long term relationship?"
Okay, just tell me already.
The only satisfying Blind Item I have read lately was about the newscaster who came out. At least it was actually answered after 10 days.
I would have said ScarJo (she was in "Match Point", hence "little flame") and Sean Peann, but she has never won an Oscar.
So Rachel and Daniel have my vote. Daniel IS playing the lead in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"...lots of flames and lights in that role?
I would have said ScarJo (she was in "Match Point", hence "little flame") and Sean Peann, but she has never won an Oscar.
So Rachel and Daniel have my vote. Daniel IS playing the lead in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"...lots of flames and lights in that role?
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Noooooooo MK, I count on you to TELL us these things...damn the blind items. I'm so bloody bad at puzzles, I can't even put together children's jigsaws (you know, the ones with the pieces' outlines)...
David Hasselhoff and Meryl Streep.
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Ugh, stick to your day job, MK...ScarPenn? SeanJo?
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Shouldn't blind items be scandalous? What's scandalous about two people who are not in a relationship with other people, got together and will have a baby soon? Yawn. And doesn't everyone believe by now that ScarJo is pregnant? So no news there.
So if it's not an actor within the age range of Larry King or Methuselah and the woman still almost a fetus, I don't see any scandal worth of a blind item there.
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So the top looks like that:
1. RACHEL WEISZ/DANIEL CRAIG
2. SCARJO/SEAN PENN
3. CHARLIZE THERON/KEANU REEVES
Like mostly everybody I think its about no. 1.
Submitted by PinkTransAm on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 11:20pm.
It doesn't say that the actress WON an Oscar, it just says that she HAS one. That being said my guess is Lindsay Lohan and Nick Nolte.
hahaha
Penn and ScarJo seem like the best guess for this blind, because The Falcon and the Snowman - one of Penn's icon movies - dates back from 1985 and that would make MK's mother my age and some. And for all the conspiracy theorists out there I have some good old-fashioned Dutch advice. Never doubt someone who lets you visit their site FOR FREE. And no, in the big scheme of things MK is probably not god, but he is so in my universe.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
It doesn't say that the actress WON an Oscar, it just says that she HAS one. That being said my guess is Lindsay Lohan and Nick Nolte.
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
I don't think Aeon Flux was exactly 'dating' when this happened. It seems more of a 'why not fuck?' moment.
But we shall see, unless she whisks off to the beaches of South Africa to have the baby.
Submitted by putas on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 10:33pm.
Manif chichis..that was some solid mk like prose. I nominate you for guest blogger! You know, so he could actually have some time to accomplish all of that shit!
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Second!
Submitted by Bat_Boy on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:05pm.
Keanu was dating Parker Posey for about a year, up until he got together with Charlize -- I know, it was on the DL, but they were a couple. In fact, I remember reading about her stepping out on him with the guy she is with now (some sculptor/artist type guy).
I don't know if that is considered long term or not. But what I do know is that Leo DiCaprio is not dating Charlize Theron, so there was no "little flame of drama" around when they started dating, because they aren't (and never were) dating.
Further, your rationale about "little flame" being Prometheus actually works *better* for Charlize because she is *actually* in that movie (not Leo). She's dating Keanu (again, not Leo). So if "little flame" = Prometheus, then the guy is Keanu.
SRSLY can't ppl find other things to do than to have babies! Dmn you hollywood, make movies not offspring!
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Submitted by mslewis on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 5:35pm.
OOPS!! The tornado warning siren has just gone off. Gotta go!!
MsLewis, are you ok?
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:12pm.
*waves at Sal*
How are ya, Darling? We miss you around here!!
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Hey babe, I'm fine, just doing a ton of work during the day, that's why I can't check on you guys as often as I'd like to. I miss you all too.
I hope you and your loved ones are doing great. TTYL. :)
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Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 10:06pm.
why do you give a crap whether one person writes every word of this blog? Personally I hope that by now Michael K has earned enough advertising revenue to sit up on a giant mushroom shaped cushion
ETA: with a hookah.
ITA. Most gossip blogs now have at least two writers. Whether he has help or not, he deserves to. It's not like we all pay monthly dues or anything. It'd be like paying to see the Stones and learning that only three of the original members are still in the band. Nightmare!
Submitted by flake on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 8:47pm.
Marion Cotillard annnnd some actor who people are more aware of?
who cares who wrote it this post... but yes, does seem slightly off. Could just be writing in the nature of a blind item though...
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Marion had a baby about three days ago with her hot-ass boyfriend Guillaume Canet. She'd have to work pretty hard to be up the duff again so soon.
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Manif chichis..that was some solid mk like prose. I nominate you for guest blogger! You know, so he could actually have some time to accomplish all of that shit!
Ha! I think MK is MUCH BETTER that any god... past, present and future. I'll enlist in the Church of Holy MK.
Dumb celebrities should use condoms or pills as often as they use alcohol and drugs.
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I think its funny that the people here think they have some kind of claim on MK. He writes his blog, he is pretty famous for it, you guys spend days upon days here while at work even commenting like you own this place. Im sure he writes his stuff then moves on to whatever else else he has to do for the day.
Submitted by Crystal Gayle on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 10:00pm.
Im sory but MK does not = God. That is ridiculous.
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Agreed. MK > God.
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PEOPLE why do you give a crap whether one person writes every word of this blog? Personally I hope that by now Michael K has earned enough advertising revenue to sit up on a giant mushroom shaped cushion, eating twinkies dipped in rum & cokes, waving a directing baton at the team of slaves he uses to scour the entertainment news and come up with humorous analyses. If it's not like that, something is wrong.
Penn and Scarlett. god I hope it comes out looking like Ryan reynolds at age 25.
Im sory but MK does not = God. That is ridiculous.
Been meaning to say: cute as fuck kitteh pic!!
(I kept getting sidetracked with the MK MIA conspiracy theories.)
OT: Don't know. If the impregnating actor is that geriatric maybe he doesn't know, either. Or can't remember.
"I'm not very good at labeling celebrities by grade"
-But, but, but...your website is titled "Dlisted", Michael! :)
That Dexter Guy who looks like my best friend and that boring chick that is even more boring than the girl that was in 'My So Called Life.'
Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:29pm.
MK = GOD (if God were funny and made me laugh uproariously every day of my life
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What fresh hell is this?
I will have these celebs to use birth control/prophylactics when they're having their trysts!!! Baby friends and STDs all around! Ew.
Hmmm Leo and Kate Winslet? Didn't she just break up with her latest boy toy in the fall?
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:40pm.
Lmao!
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Well, I felt something die,
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That was the last time,
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Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:32pm.
You know what? I hope MK is doing some dirty, nasty,NSFW HO SHIT right now.
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He's probably busy collecting a BJ from Alan in payment for posting the Bar Rafaeli pics.
You know what? I hope MK is doing some dirty, nasty,NSFW HO SHIT right now.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Michael K must read all this message board shit questioning his authenticity and work ethic and have a hearty laugh for himself.
Or maybe, he thinks, "I'm over this place and need to move on."
Fucking tedious, Man. The doubters need to chill, and be grateful that he makes our lives a little less banal than they otherwise would be.
MK = GOD (if God were funny and made me laugh uproariously every day of my life).
RACHEL WEISZ AND DANIEL CRAIG I TOTALLY WIN!
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Submitted by heathen on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:01pm.
Re: MK or not-MK
First, please with all the amateur authorship authentication. I don't believe anyone can *tell* the difference between "not-MK" and an "off-day MK." So, unless MK says otherwise, it's him.
Second, I'll take an "off-day MK" over any of the other shit on the intertubes, because "off-day MK" is still twice as funny as anything else out there.
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I hope it it just MK having a low biorythm day - I would hate it if he'd enlisted assistance but neglected to inform his loyal fans. Bit of a dis.
He does normally say something when he's feeling under the weather.:/
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 05/23/2011 - 9:07pm.
hearts will be broken - reference to titanic - that necklace, that song
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Oh my damn, I totally missed that one. (Maybe it's because the quebecois nuthatch is just too damn dramatic for me.)
*waves at Sal*
How are ya, Darling? We miss you around here!!
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