Tuesday, May 24th 2011

Afternoon Crumbs

Will Lady Gaga's face be so kind as to please return my chair's round felt furniture pads right away, because that shit is scratching my wood floors - The Superficial

These Jon Hamm pictures need more peen print - Lainey Gossip

Crazy old lying Harold Camping has moved the last day of the world to October. I hope he's speaking out of his ass again, because I really want to be crazy old lying Harold Camping for Halloween - Towleroad

The Rock of Ages movie has a bikini scene and sadly it doesn't star Tommy Girl - Hollywood Tuna

Please tell me Fergie is wearing a dress from CoCo's clothing line (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Tilda Swinton for Frostine! She already has the costume and everything - Celebitchy

The new Megan Fox shows us what class on the cover of Complex - Just Jared

The Hollywood Bowl cast of Hairspray has a Jonas brother in it - The Berry

Dubya is getting really good at dodging - The Daily What

A Teen Mom is giving birth to a sequel baby - ICYDK

More of the Wonder Woman we never knew - Popholic

Natalie Portman just made a pregnancy fart, which is why she's smiling like that, right? - Popsugar

You can always count on Jessica Biel to bring back turquoise velvet - Cityrag

Even though bugs are involved, this is the cleanest and prettiest I've seen Mischa Barton look in a long ass time - Hollywood Rag

Beyonce vs. Lorella Cuccarini - OMG Blog

Just. No. - I'm Not Obsessed

Prince William is trying really hard to steal the title of "the hot one" from PHG - Moe Jackson

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Centaurious's picture

Well, he IS kissing Jessica Stein.

I guess it's not gay if it's in a three way.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Big 'Ol 'Mo Jon Hamm is not wearing the 'basket' in these photos!

Centaurious's picture

I have to go to Best Buy to buy a new computer next week.

Will she still be there?

I can pay my brother to go for me, if I really had to.

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Kelly Ann's picture

Anyone else notice that it looks like a leather necktie is suspended from between her saggy fleshy boobs? I've been over this bitch for years.

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Centaurious's picture

Does GagGag really play the piano?

Or is it one of those pianos that just plays by itself?

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GingeMinge's picture

Rosie Whatever-Whatever's wonk eyeball bothers me. She looks like the love child of Paris Hilton and Shannon Doherty. I hope Michael Bay used some of the Transformers special effects budget to fix that shit.

rotten_egg's picture

Now this tasteless dumb and ridiculous attire looks like a true CaCa original creation. I knew she couln't come up with more elaborate costumes herself. If the joke is that she "puts glue on herself and rolls around in random things", I want her to roll over dirty tampons and pads and dry dog shit because that's what she really is: stinky crap.

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@ Submitted by deez on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:27pm.

Oh I'm not saying that KISS is a bad band because of what they were. At least they had the music to back up their image. Lady Gaga's a dime-store Madonna wannabe.

It's time for Caca to go to "rehab" to "find herself." Permanently.

and could Natalie Portman pop out that kid already? I'm sick and tired waiting for the new Messiah. I want instant salvation, damnit!

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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 4:04pm.
Lady Gaga looks more bizarre than usual. Musicians who rely on dressing outrageous than putting out entertaining music are pretty much showing their weakness.
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See my avatar for proof that good music DOES exist regardless of how someone is dressed.

Beats seeing someone on stage in a pair of jeans and a tshirt.

Mischa Barton is looking lovely what a pleasant surprise.
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sofster101's picture

Girl needs to wear a bra in her own size.

OW MY EYES

So today they are saying well yes she sounds like Madonna but for the young people who don't even know who Madonna is...it's like discovering a new Madonna. Of course she's not Madonna and claims she has nothing to do with Madonna I can't help but think of Madonna when I hear one of Gagas songs because she sounds just like Madonna.

*headphones listening to Madonna*

Does Gags ever go on vacation? Ever?

Gaga is boring.

Tyroan's picture

Saw Gaga on Letterman last night... there is no "there" there.

Hotmami's picture

My opinion of Lady Gaga can be summed up thusly:

When The Fame Monster came out, I was so excited that I squeeeed out loud.

I saw Born This Way yesterday, and rolled my eyes and said,"Fuck that shit"

She needs to go away.

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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 5:02pm.
Man, she's gross and boring. After you try to shock and shock some more, with little effect, there's not much left you can do. Maybe she should consider self-immolation next.
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On the topic of Mischa Barton: She's no Eliza Doolittle. She's cleaned up and out of her fug hippy shit, but she has BUGS all over her shirt. BUGS. And that skirt waistband is cutting off the circulation to her flabby legs. Lastly, she's wearing matching pumps a hideous yellow skirt.
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You know, it is possible to try *too* hard. Afterwards, people stop caring. She should have called the CD "Bored This Way".

By the way (for you fellow Canucks), even Mitsou was edgier back in the day.

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Just. No. - I'm Not Obsessed

I love how the BING pops up and offers the same shitty style for less.

Beyonce vs. Lorella Cuccarini - OMG Blog

You should check out @nineteenpercent vs. Beyonce
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Amber just slap the crap out of Beyonce...OUCH!

Submitted by Cake666 on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 4:48pm.

She always looks too sober to be wearing all this crap...someone needs to start doing drugs.

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well I'm a sucker for all the Late Night shows, & she was on Letterman last night high as a kite...dialated pupils, wouldn't stop fidgeting/touching & scratching on her boots, big surprised eyes, etc...she's already told us she does coke though so I'm not surprised

I saw her new album booklet artwork on another site & that, this picture along with the way she's been dressing extra "chola" lately reminds me exactly of Christina's "Stripped era" lol time to shave off your eyebrows CaCa!

Roca_Roja's picture

What I want to know is how Gaga won that Winehouse scalp she's sporting as her hairpiece. 'Cause if there was some kind of crazy little singer bitch beatdown, I am sorry to have missed it!

this is me, not giving a shit

Thornhill's picture

Ahhhhh lady caca... the special Olympics of originality...

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Man, she's gross and boring. After you try to shock and shock some more, with little effect, there's not much left you can do. Maybe she should consider self-immolation next.

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precociousmagpie's picture

Those nosepads on her oversized invisible glasses sure look dumb.

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Cake666's picture

She always looks too sober to be wearing all this crap...someone needs to start doing drugs.

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suckandfuck's picture

THE LIBRARIAN HAS NO CLOTHES

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

P.T.Bull's picture

There was another less flattering, if such a thing can be said, pix from the same shoot. It looked like some underarm skin was pinched over in the bra.

Since she is moving a lot of units, doesn't she have the money to buy a bra that fits her pancake tits? I mean, the fug is a given, but at least do some tailoring.

Rdeadline's picture

She's going to be on GMA this week for their concert series. they've been doing fan stuff and promos all week. I love fluffy GMA but it's not very rock n roll, Miss. Gaga.

BlueOrchid's picture

She looks like a retarded horse.

moomarse's picture

Submitted by mike on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 4:12pm.
I'm sure you all have heard that joke that Gaga just coats herself with adhesive and rolls around in random shit?

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Ah... NOW it makes sense! ;)

mike's picture

I'm sure you all have heard that joke that Gaga just coats herself with adhesive and rolls around in random shit?

badwolf's picture

Gaga is beyond overexposed. Nothing she does shocks me anymore.

I hate that teen moms are celebrities. Ah, the good ol' days where they would go into hiding at some farm far away to give birth.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:58pm.
@moomarse:

I don't know....I think we should send her to The Bad Girl's Club. That's kinda my new answer for everything - like my new Windex! :D

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Hey... that's one way not to see her!!! :D I want to slap all those girls everytime I watch it, so yeah!

RoadDogXXIV's picture

Lady Gaga looks more bizarre than usual. Musicians who rely on dressing outrageous than putting out entertaining music are pretty much showing their weakness. But, hey, she's making some money, so I can't begrudge her.

Harold Camping is the cocksucker of all cocksuckers. He predicted the end of the world back in 1994, and that didn't happen, yet his zombified sycophants are still with him? Even after last weekend's supposed Rapture? No one knows when the world's gonna end. Take one look at this guy and tell me you think you have faith in him.

Those people swooning over Rosie Huntington Whitley have got to be mental cases. A majority said they think she's a natural beauty, and that she deserves the #1 spot of the World's Hottest Women. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Guess Kelly Brook is a hag.

On another thought, nevermind.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

The whores in my city's downtown area have better fashion sense. Poor Gaga.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 3:56pm.
Is she going to try and tell us that those are "her bones" again?
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Does no one look at her past??? I think not.

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parkerj's picture

AT some point MK needs to stop posting on Gaga altogether. She's the opposite of grace, she's the opposite of glamour.

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angel_i's picture

@moomarse:

I don't know....I think we should send her to The Bad Girl's Club. That's kinda my new answer for everything - like my new Windex! :D

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moomarse's picture

So, wait a minute.... If I was in a church on May 21st, will my judgement be good then? Even if it was for a wedding??? I was in the fucking church!!! oh nevermind..........

M.E.'s picture

Is she going to try and tell us that those are "her bones" again?

Bitch please.

M.E.'s picture

I didn't even notice the bat blades on her.

*rolls eyes*

someone break one of those things off and impale her.

Fucking_Classy's picture

WTF is so avant garde about Caca, anyhow? She just dresses like either a busted S&M hooker or a stupid, artsy-fartsy fashion experiment from the rejected pile of a failed art student.
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Harold, you stupid motherfucker. All I can say about your May 21 end of the world rapture, thank you. Thank you for bringing in dumb motherfuckers and their fattened wallets to drink the night away before they were non existant.

My son's daycare thanks you for the payment.