Afternoon Crumbs
Will Lady Gaga’s face be so kind as to please return my chair’s round felt furniture pads right away, because that shit is scratching my wood floors – The Superficial
These Jon Hamm pictures need more peen print – Lainey Gossip
Crazy old lying Harold Camping has moved the last day of the world to October. I hope he’s speaking out of his ass again, because I really want to be crazy old lying Harold Camping for Halloween – Towleroad
The Rock of Ages movie has a bikini scene and sadly it doesn’t star Tommy Girl – Hollywood Tuna
Please tell me Fergie is wearing a dress from CoCo’s clothing line (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Tilda Swinton for Frostine! She already has the costume and everything – Celebitchy
The new Megan Fox shows us what class on the cover of Complex – Just Jared
The Hollywood Bowl cast of Hairspray has a Jonas brother in it – The Berry
Dubya is getting really good at dodging – The Daily What
A Teen Mom is giving birth to a sequel baby – ICYDK
More of the Wonder Woman we never knew – Popholic
Natalie Portman just made a pregnancy fart, which is why she’s smiling like that, right? – Popsugar
You can always count on Jessica Biel to bring back turquoise velvet – Cityrag
Even though bugs are involved, this is the cleanest and prettiest I’ve seen Mischa Barton look in a long ass time – Hollywood Rag
Beyonce vs. Lorella Cuccarini – OMG Blog
Just. No. – I’m Not Obsessed
Prince William is trying really hard to steal the title of “the hot one” from PHG – Moe Jackson