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Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 1:40pm.

"Popularity" is not a good thing to invest one's time in anyhow because it is very temporary and fleeting.
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Oh it depends on what angle one looks at it. My brother is popular and always has been. He has had his depression and he's a weird guy, but still he's never lonely and always finds a helping hand.

Well, you have reached out to me a little here, haven't you?
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Different thing, I can throw my computer out of the window when I've got enough of you ;) But seriously, I can't see your emotions while we "speak" so there's less stress for me. I will most likely never return to this thread or ask you to exchange emailadresses.

I think one of the cruelest thing any parent can do to their child is turn them into 'stars' too young. I think it developmentally, intellectually, emotionally and spiritually stunts them in a very obvious way as they grow up.
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Yes, I'm really happy that I have never been a moviestar. I had a little idea of what it mut feel like when I was really popular and all people demanded me to be like this, the next wanted me to be like that, the next told me I'm ugly and I always felt the pressure of being perfect and even more extraordinary. Thankfully my depressions about that never led to any major issues like drug abusing or alcoholism. I kind of lost myself. And I'm glad that is was "easy" for me to accept not to be THAT GIRL anymore, I think that's something most stars suffer from and I know that the psychological effects are much deeper. It's not their fault btw. They're going through the world and no matter how intelligent they are and what skills they have, they're always just adored because they're beautiful. When that fades away they're nothing. Someone who isn't that beautiful or sexy can develop their skill and become famous for that. Being beautiful and breaking that order deserves a lot of strength.

Never give up on your dreams until you're pushing up daisies. THAT'SA RULE!
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No, there's always a too late, especially when one comes to terms with their real personality. That doesn't mean I don't try to change, I do, but I know my limits.
Don't know if you're in your thirties yet, but beware of the midlife crisis.

You must have a better memory than me!
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I have a better memory than most people. It's not a gift, but somehow I'm going to miss it when it will fade away.

Best of luck to you =)

These pictures are tragic...drunk face, smeared lipstick, hideous hair, no-name boyfriend leading her to her car. What happened to this woman???? Where is her mom????? It's so sad that it doesn't even make good tabloid fodder because she has a son and is clearly f'd up. Hope she gets her confidence and focus back. Get well, soon, Christina.

Edited because I'm an anal bitch:

Dog on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:54am.

Why so much vitriol? Couldn't you let it rest? Centaur didn't even mention your moniker and yet you slammed her after she expressed her frustration.

Why are you so angry at Centaur? What did she do to you personally that affected your life in such a way that you felt the need to go out of your way to try and hurt her feelings (and yes, you got personal and that CAN hurt feelings).

Jeezus. I'm still in middle school fighting the bullies.

What did I change, you ask? "affected" rather than "Effected"...

*gropes self and sucks thumb*

tomahawk on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 1:22pm.

Mhm.. this is one of those moments in which I wish english was my native language ;) I'm not sure if I'm able to explain what I think:

Oh hell! I have difficulty expressing myself and my native tongue is English! Don't beat yourself up about it.

I have always been a loner and I like it that way. The problem has been my enviroment which forced the idea of being popular into my head.

"Popularity" is not a good thing to invest one's time in anyhow because it is very temporary and fleeting.

So I forced myself upon it and it hasn't been too hard to make friends, especially since I was a good looking girl, but I have been overwhelmed by all the fuzz. That somehow destroyed me and now I'm a full time loner. That doesn't mean I hate humans, I just somehow despise them and always did in a way. There have been some major incidents when I was betrayed by people I trusted and depended on. If these wouldn't have happen, than I might now be a half time loner.

Well, you have reached out to me a little here, haven't you? So you're not a TOTAL loner, right? :) I'm a little bit of a loner in the sense that I hate big crowds and I don't like a lot of noise and disruptive interactions. I really appreciate 'quiet'.

The stuff that amuses me is usually quite odd, so in short: I just don't fit in and never did. So I was never expecting too much, i just wanted to have peace (and tell jokes to myself).

Can't say I disagree with you at all here! I can't even "fit in" with my own family. lol

Cases like Christina, Brittney, Avril: They became famous too young, they hadn't had the chance to make their trial-and-error mistakes on their own, so they maybe lived in every girls dream of getting married and happily lived ever after, these dreams failed, so I bet they question everything they believed in.

I think one of the cruelest thing any parent can do to their child is turn them into 'stars' too young. I think it developmentally, intellectually, emotionally and spiritually stunts them in a very obvious way as they grow up.

Btw: After my dreams crippled and fell into pieces I sat 2 years alone in a flat and spoke to no one. Before that I was like XTINA in her diiiirrrrty times - though that's not my nature as you know by now ;)

Never give up on your dreams until you're pushing up daisies. THAT'SA RULE!

Oh, btw: I have an awfully good memory, so everything my mom tells me about my childhood is proven wrong - I even still remember what I felt and thought.

You must have a better memory than me! My earliest memories only start around late 4/5 years of age. Most of them are not good either. lol

:)

Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 9:20am.
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Mhm.. this is one of those moments in which I wish english was my native language ;) I'm not sure if I'm able to explain what I think:

I have always been a loner and I like it that way. The problem has been my enviroment which forced the idea of being popular into my head.
So I forced myself upon it and it hasn't been too hard to make friends, especially since I was a good looking girl, but I have been overwhelmed by all the fuzz. That somehow destroyed me and now I'm a full time loner. That doesn't mean I hate humans, I just somehow despise them and always did in a way. There have been some major incidents when I was betrayed by people I trusted and depended on. If these wouldn't have happen, than I might now be a half time loner.
The stuff that amuses me is usually quite odd, so in short: I just don't fit in and never did. So I was never expecting too much, i just wanted to have peace (and tell jokes to myself).
Cases like Christina, Brittney, Avril: They became famous too young, they hadn't had the chance to make their trial-and-error mistakes on their own, so they maybe lived in every girls dream of getting married and happily lived ever after, these dreams failed, so I bet they question everything they believed in.
Btw: After my dreams crippled and fell into pieces I sat 2 years alone in a flat and spoke to no one. Before that I was like XTINA in her diiiirrrrty times - though that's not my nature as you know by now ;)
Oh, btw: I have an awfully good memory, so everything my mom tells me about my childhood is proven wrong - I even still remember what I felt and thought.

Infamous on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:34am.

You mean dirrty days?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaej4Wjkj1Q

To be fair, I think all chaps are essentially 'assless' without jeans worn underneath and in Xtina's defense, she did have some teensy tiny undies on. lol

I miss the classy Christina from back when. You know the days where she was wearing the assless chaps (sighs) man those were the days!

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:00am.
Hey Fishy!Hope you are enjoying your weekend.I admit, I started to get weirded out when people were like, you are a pompous ass, go back and read your comments!I'm like, who the hell goes back to read their comments?!Only a major narcissist would do so...I never have, and never will.That was a red flag.In the end, it doesn't matter what my comments say.I post anonymously here, I've learned my lesson and life goes on!

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Dear Centy:

That was over a week ago, FFS, and you're STILL harping? Now I know the reason for all of the dead horseys around here. Give it a rest, will you!

Get over it. Get over yourself. Get over to the drug store and get your meds changed. And before you start wailing about me making fun of your so-called mental illness (which, by the way, seem to change depending on who you're trying to scam into believing you), I've seen you slam people with REAL mental illness more times than I can count. Hypocrite.

In other news, you're still a pompous ass.

Tina Fey had you pegged spot on.
How's it feel knowing a huge, respected celebrity thinks you're a douche and put it in writing? I wonder if the people who know you IRL and know you post as Centy are laughing their asses off at you? Your answer here can go two ways. One is you'll say no one knows you post as Centy, which means you KNOW you sound like an ass and don't want anyone to know it. And two, you'll say they do know and it's not really the "real" you, which in here you claim to be. Either way, you come off looking like a giant dink. Way to go!

*golf clap*

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she is having a Britney 2.0 meltdown...don't know if it is fame, ego, money, but whatever it is it is taking her down quickly. Who knows what made Whitney a crackhead (I am sure Bobby may have had something to do with it), or Britney to semi lose her mind, and even Mariah have her meltdown...but whatever it is it is never pretty and it is horrible to do it in public. I say if you are insisting on having public meltdowns...wake the fuck up! You are a public figure with a kid...have your meltdowns and drunkenness in your own damn home...this is what I don't get..why do we have to witness all her fuckery...enough is a damn enough...I love the sweet nectar too..and I used to do drugs ...but felt so ashamed by what the drugs and alcohol did to me...thank God I kept it at home...and I am not even famous!! Damn, I wish just for once these celebutards with kids would think about their kids before the went out to do their buffonery in public...I am talking to you too Empress of Lucite...nobody really needs to witness another trainwreck.

ooh, not good. Miss Thing looks like a total hot mess - and really, does her piece know that he's pretty much nothing but a paid babysitter?

Xtina really does look so much better without the ten layers of clown by Maybelline.

tomahawk on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 2:12am.

I have always been like I am. Even when I was a toddler I was like it.

The person my mother describes to me as a child is completely alien to me. lol She said I was the most calm child and I would let other children crawl all over and around me and still stay all 'zen' about it.

The only thing that has changed over the years is that I'm much slower in making descisions and that I won't let anybody tell me what to think or make of anything.

I'm such a different person than I was as a young teenager. I was so painfully shy and introverted and just about anything could embarrass me. Now I'm completely the opposite.

The changes brought by others and how they treated me are a different story, but they only "took" the potential of how I created my life, they didn't change my personality.

There are so many books, articles, studies and arguments about how our personalities are formed. Nature? Nurture? There are also back and forth arguments about when our brains are fully developed. Age 20? 25? 30? Do we 'ripen' with age? ha

Is Christina Aguilera still the precocious, bubbly, talented little girl she was when she was trying to 'make it big' once upon a time or did that little girl die off when her innocence was lost? It can't be an easy transition to go from child prodigy to sane, grounded adult without a lot of care and good people to surround you.

Today. Enjoy today.

I'd watch the sloth in slow motion, that's for sure.

That is the face of misery.

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I'm scared for Xtina. Srsly, wtf has happened to this kid?

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Wow, this was her ex-husband just last year dragging her ass from club to bar to restaurant and back to club. He must feel pretty relieved in some way that he doesn't have to do this shit anymore. Especially since it looks like the only type of lay he'll be getting later is exactly that - a lay. Half assed drunken slurred intercourse that will be forgotten the next morning. I dunno....maybe some folks like that type of thing.
I tried it one night in college with a friend of a close friend. It was such a waste of time and having to share my single dorm bed the whole night and not being able to whiskey fart and having to use mouthwash the next morning .....yup, all of it and I could not remember a moment of the sex. Just that I had to hold my farts all night and felt cramped in my bed and my room smelled like condom for 48 hours.

Submitted by Fraggle on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:17am.
that I think by the time we reach the peak maturity around 18-21, that's our set-point personality-wise and so as we learn more and 'age'...
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I have always been like I am. Even when I was a toddler I was like it.
The only thing that has changed over the years is that I'm much slower in making descisions and that I won't let anybody tell me what to think or make of anything.
The changes brought by others and how they treated me are a different story, but they only "took" the potential of how I created my life, they didn't change my personality.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 3:42pm.
She actually doesn't look as hatchet-faced as usual

awesome. I am not the only one that first thinks of hachet face when I see her.
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Centaur,

"White lies" are still lies. LOL See what I mean about parsing 'degrees'? ;)

It's all good. Human nature is self-protective. You are SUPPOSED to watch out for your own ass. It's great to be trusting...to a POINT.

Sometimes people burn each other unintentionally or just have a really shitty day and see everyone as the enemy.

I'm not sure how to take your kind compliments but thank you. Every person (well, except for the spammers, oh alright them too, lord only knows they probably are stuck in those buildings in China where they put the wire around the buildings so they can't jump out of their windows and commit hari kari) is a human being here and everyone has feelings and while some people can let shit roll off of their backs like nothing, others internalize and take shit seriously and personally.

Thank GOD I'm not a celebrity for the aforementioned because I just couldn't take it. My skin is not thick enough. No way. UH UH

I once got so tipsy [in the most literal sense of the word] I fell sideways to the floor WITH my chair in a really hoyty toyty restaurant... In my defense, the chairs were crap. lmao

Happy Memorial Day Sunday, Dlisters.

Have a great day!

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Fraggle,

I didn't mean you, personally, when I spoke about growing up, etc. I was speaking in general.

You have missed nothing about me, everything is fine.

I don't lie, I have told a few white lies in my life, but I am extremely honest person and I am proud of that.

I've been in therapy for awhile, because I want to better myself as a person, and one thing I have learned is that people tend to judge other people based on their own behaviours, so if a person is a liar, they think others are liars, if a person is honest, they think others are honest, etc.

Basically, I've just learned to watch my back, but I will always be a bit naive and a little too trusting, and that's okay with me.

I figure as long as I'm always honest, let the chips fall where they may.

I'm sorry you are having difficulties. I will certainly keep you in my thoughts and hope things in your life get better.

Although I will say, when times are tough, Dlisted is the best medicine!

You sound really smart when you write here, have you ever considered going back to school so you can bring more money into the household?

I think you are spot on in alot of your posts, you are intelligent, funny, and I believe in you. :)

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Centaur,

I didn't mean to say that I'm erternally 'infantile', not that others would argue differently (LMAO) but, that I think by the time we reach the peak maturity around 18-21, that's our set-point personality-wise and so as we learn more and 'age'...we might know more 'stuff' but we are that same 'person' we were when we had still had bouncy skin (if that makes any sense).

I took a year off of dlisted so I'm not sure if I missed something with regards to you having some run-ins/trouble? I certainly have taken my lumps in the worst way and it effected me so emotionally I went off the deep end for quite a while which is why I have to remember to treat others as I wish to be treated rather than having knee-jerk reactions because of whatever bug is up my own ass.

I'm not trying to give you shit, but, the first lie anyone can ever say is, "I don't lie". We all lie...some big whoppers and some small ones, sometimes we lie to ourselves just to keep it together. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is a liar. It's a matter of degrees that one can parse over.

Any exciting plans this weekend? For ME? Nope. We sold our only car last year and we are scraping by each month. The only luxury I have is the internet and we are going to get rid of our phone phone land-line and cable tv soon too (total waste anyhow). Our debt is piling up faster than we can pay it and my idiot husband is too much of a wuss to confront our employee and tell him he needs to take a pay cut. OMG. My husband is making LESS than his fucking employee every month. This is what happens when 'bosses' make 'friends' with their employees... It's fucking IDIOCY to go 'fishin' and a drinkin' with and buddying up with your damned EMPLOYEE because one day you might need to crack the WHIP! AHHHHHHh! *sorry/rant off*

I hope you have fun on your vacay...it sounds lovely. I like the idea of the 'rustic' homey feel and the animals and horses are so beautiful, majestic and gentle and freakin' awesome.

Maybe Xtina needs something like that away from all of the bullshit? I know I sure as hell would love that! I haven't had a vacay in over 20 years.

Hey Fishy!

Hope you are enjoying your weekend.

I admit, I started to get weirded out when people were like, you are a pompous ass, go back and read your comments!

I'm like, who the hell goes back to read their comments?!

Only a major narcissist would do so...I never have, and never will.

That was a red flag.

In the end, it doesn't matter what my comments say.

I post anonymously here, I've learned my lesson and life goes on!

Have a great weekend. Did you see Bridesmaids yet?

I really want to see it now, I just found out Wilson Phillips is in it.

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fishsticksfan on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 11:54pm.

Not to mention signatures and the way people copy/paste. I said it a million times, but this comments section format is SO 1998. I mean, WTF.

And, then if people keep the copy/paste hot mess going without keeping in tact the originating author of whatever the original quote was...OMG... Forgettabowit. NIGHTMARISH.

*swipes bead of sweat off of forehead*

I hope your tum-tum is doing better. Don't stare into Xtina's "I'm gonna vomit" drunk face...for starters. ((HUG))

Fraggle,

Well, the cutting and pasting thing, to me, is lesson learned the hard way.

One of my best qualities is that I believe everything people say and it is also one of my worst qualities.

It has not served me well on the internet, but the longer I am on it, the more lessons I have learned, so I am okay with it.

Having said that, I am still going to believe everything everyone says to me on Dlisted.

I am just not going to cut and paste anymore!

I don't lie, I know other people do, but I prefer to just believe that everyone is honest rather than start wondering who is and who isn't.

It's easier that way and when it comes right down to it, I don't know any of you, so it's just not that important.

It's important to me that I not get taken advantage of, that's about it.

I'm sure many people feel like they are still children no matter how old they are, but all I was saying is that Xtina has a pretty good reputation and I think she will get through this time in her life, she really does need to ditch that loser, though.

She could do better. Imo, she should be alone for a decent period of time and concentrate on her child and career.

Any exciting plans this weekend?

I wanted to go away, but it was too expensive, so I took a few days off next week, I'm going to a B&B in a cute small town with horses and farm animals, a pool, etc.

Nothing luxurious, rustic but classy.

I'm bringing my dog, he loves farm animals and horses, should be fun.

Just laying low this weekend.

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Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 11:49pm.
LOL@ the cutting & pasting comment. If you don't cut/paste responsibly it really can cause a world of confusion and even sometimes 'hurt' here! I try to be really careful because it really can get convoluted.
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Not to mention signatures and the way people copy/paste. I said it a million times, but this comments section format is SO 1998. I mean, WTF.

Centaur,

She definitely needs to ditch the leech. I think fame is ultimately damaging to children and they never fully realize their adulthood until much, much, much later in life.

That being said, I don't know what a 'fully realized grown-up' is anyway. I still feel like a 20-year old who just knows a lot more than I did back when I could still brave a bikini in front of strangers and who now has a few extra wrinkles and saggage and loose bolts here and there.

Xtina's mom seemed to really love her and be close to her at one time but maybe that was all hype and for 'show. There's a fine line between stage-mother and 'pimp'. Of course, I could cogitate semi-coherently and armchair analyze this all night and still never come to a conclusion.

LOL@ the cutting & pasting comment. If you don't cut/paste responsibly it really can cause a world of confusion and even sometimes 'hurt' here! I try to be really careful because it really can get convoluted.

Fraggle,

I have found it is a lot easier to be positive and kind when I am NOT cutting and pasting.

Cutting and pasting is just no good for my health, lol!

Still, Dlisted is all good and I love you all, especially MK. :)

I think she's having issues with getting older and "transitioning" into the next phase of her career.

Her initial fans have outgrown her, she needs to accept that and go on, The Voice is a good voice for her, and she really needs that makeover, we need a whole new Xtina!

I feel pretty strongly that she'll get it together, she has never struck me as ill or a total mess.

Ditch that hanger-on, though, please!

That would be a good first step.

Also, I don't know about her mom, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't speak to her dad.

You never do really see her or hear about her family, I never thought of that before.

Interesting point you bring up that made me think, but ultimately, she's an adult woman who is responsible for her own life, even if she is completely alone, I feel that you would agree with me on this.
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Centaurious on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 11:08pm.

Aww. What a sweet and compassionate post, Centaur. You certainly seem to be more positive lately. I hope things are going better for you life/health/everything-wise.

I can't help but feel a bit of empathy for C.A. myself because she really does have genuine talent and she started out so young (ambitious as she was in her youth isn't always a good reason to shoot a child into the limelight and strip them of any/all childhood).

Why there isn't anyone in her life to shake her awake is sad to me. So reminiscent of the Anna Nicole Smith types where the only people who latch-on are the lowest forms of life possible.

I hope bat-baby grows up to be Prince Charming handsome, kind of like the ugly duckling story only better because well, it's XTINA! lol

If this were my daughter I'd be doing everything in my power to protect her from embarrassment. I know she's an 'adult' but moms are moms forever.

She always looks so sad.

She seriously needs a major makeover, even if it's Glamour Shots at the Mall.

(Well, if she goes that route, they just need to do everything they normally would NEVER do, and that might be the ticket.)

That white hair and candy apple lip thing is so tired.

I hope she works things out in her life and gets happier, she is supposedly good on The Voice and she is just so talented.

Plus, her little Bat Boy.

Good thoughts, Xtina.

I may be reading too much into this, though.

Perhaps she is sad because she's only now just realizing that she is actually dating a guy who wears Old Navy logo tees.
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Damn, I'm out of touch.

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Kind of sad that there isn't anyone in her life that would care enough to keep her from showing up anywhere like this and help her get it together but she's probably a stubborn diva who wouldn't take advice or an intervention anyway.

I haven't read any other comments, so I'll just say: Good for her. He looks like he actually likes her and cares that she gets out of there ok. I mean it sincerely.

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Gee, I thought that now she has a job she would stop being a beat down drunk!

Submitted by Roca_Roja on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 6:15pm.
P.S. I've got a top that's identical to her dress.
*donates to charity shop*

Fuuuuuuu, I have a royal blue one-piece swimsuit with that styling. Do I donate, too? *debates*
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I just thought donating to a charity shop would be more environmentally friendly than burning. :)

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 6:15pm.

P.S. I've got a top that's identical to her dress.
*donates to charity shop*

Fuuuuuuu, I have a royal blue one-piece swimsuit with that styling. Do I donate, too? *debates*

this is me, not giving a shit

This will be a fun trainwreck to watch, not...

Like the SNL sketch... she's winning!

Her hair is awful and why is one side of her face an inch lower than the other side?

Off topic: she looks a lot better than she has been lately, she's lost some of the divorce celebs bloat and she's slowly toning her makeup down.

She's lacking the red lip addiction, lurid pink circles on her cheeks/striped bronzer... and one more thing, she is clearly reading Dlisted because she's stopped bothering to heavily pencil on her brows.
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Poster below, about missing her ex, Xtina also has 2/3 tattoos mentioning Jordan, she wrote 'Aint no other' about him, she has a kid with his face to look at everyday.

Mustn't be easy for this new guy with all that history.

She still loves the guy she was married too. She has been going down hill since their breakup. Sad. (She looks better drunk because some of the god awful makeup rubs off) LMAO

Snideychick sez:

When are she and Paz going to be besties? Sloppy, drunk, red lipstick Latinas should stick together. Imagine the epic drunk face-off!

She looks better drunk.

It usually works the other way around, dont it?
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beckynsydney, Seacrest is the DEVIL.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 3:12pm.

TEAM HATE E! CHANNEL
I will watch Fashion Police sometimes and their award show coverage. Everything else is too cretinous.
I blame Seacrest.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 3:12pm.

Off Topic-

Okay, am I to understand that the Kardashians are on E! 12 months a year with a show off some sort? I was horrified to see- Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney and Kim take Manhattan or some shit, AND Khloe and Lamar?! How in the hell do they have a following? I like to watch old SATC re-runs on E! and all I see are Kardashian things. WTF?!
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I banned the E! channel in my apt 2 years ago. Seriously. No one is allowed to watch it when they are here. It's my own protest against their crap programming.

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Does he earn an extra bonus over his contract retainer if he mops up the vom?
I think he's turning into a low rent Adnan and is keeping her pickled for nefarious purposes.

P.S. I've got a top that's identical to her dress.
*donates to charity shop*

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Okay. Let me get this straight.

She was ARRIVING that way?

If you are so drunk you need someone to assist your ass, it's time to skip the appearance, turn the limo around and go the hell home and sleep it off.