Hot Slut Of The Day!
Brace the Face from Showtime's Gigolos! Gigolos wrapped up their season finale this past week, but if you haven't seen this (NSFW) dick cage mess, Sho2 is having a special Memorial Weekend Marathon starting tonight. What better way to honor the soldiers who died while fighting for our country than with feasting your eyes on soft-core sex and softer-core acting!?
If you've never seen Gigolos, then all you to need to know that it's basically the dude version of Cathouse. It's a "reality" (stretch the word "reality" until it's hardly recognizable) show that follows 5 Las Vegas man hookers who only lease their peens to ladies and straight couples. Yes, it already sounds like a cum bubble floating out of a fantasy world.
Each episode, usually focuses on two of the gigolos and sandwiches fuck sex scenes with manufactured drama. It's sort of like if the presidents of Logo and Lifetime ran the Spice Channel for one day. Like in one episode, Brace, the seasoned whore of the group, goes to talk to his lady friend, a former pussy peddler, about being in the game for so long. She counsels him for a little bit and it gets sort of deep, and then before you know it they're upstairs getting really deep on her bed. Everything ends in fucking! It's the best.
The Daily Beast did a piece on the fakery of Gigolos and one woman who was in an episode said it was totally fake. She said that she was hired as an actress to pretend that she's a female john. She claims the sex was totally simulated and it's all about as real Brace's wondrous hair color. Showtime had no comment on her claims.
But who cares if Gigolos makes it seem like ladies are buying dick in droves! Who cares if the man whores on that show act like they don't lease their stuff out to gay dudes even though that's where the money's really at! Gigolos gives us man nipples and dry humping, so I really don't care if they're lying to our faces. Lie to me as long as you give me man nipples....and as long as you give me Brace.
If Freddy Krueger gave up the whole "murdering children" thing and decided his real passion was whoring, this is what he would look like. This is some Wet Dreams on Elm Street shit!
Brace is like the Ken Doll that I lost in my backyard. The Ken Doll that halfway melted in the sun, was chewed up by a raccoon and then buried in the dirt by the next door neighbor's dog who broke in through an opening in the face. And now my Ken Doll has come back to me and is boning ladies on TV!
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" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
id do him. he had that "nazi who hid out in brazil look" in the 50s....lol
babybunny on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:37am.
one last comment about this douche bag...I would seriously rather buy a $20 dildo than $500 - $1000 to be fucked by this sunburnt old piece of poop....
Hell, honey! Don't even bother wasting the money on a dildo and just peruse the produce aisle and then have a nice salad after the glow is gone.
joe shmoe on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:56am.
That was an excellent analogy, joe!
It is hilarious the way he says "STRAIGHT" as a defensive but comically delayed afterthought.
I like the little hesitation and then throat-clearing, right before he announces he's a 'straight' gigolo.
Kind of like when my kids squeal, "MUM! Did you eat some of my Halloween candy? DID YOU?"
Me: Hesitation, then clearing throat nervously, "No, of course not!"
The furious blush gives it away every time. *sigh*
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one last comment about this douche bag...I would seriously rather buy a $20 dildo than $500 - $1000 to be fucked by this sunburnt old piece of poop....
chinlee3 on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 2:05am.
You should watch this dude with the sound off! It'll change your whole perspective about everything! He's awesome on mute.
LOL! Add in some herky-jerky FX and you have Max Headroom (the other Ken doll who lives on in cyberspace)!
More herpes than a stable full of Utah rodeo horses.
My new saying.
Apologies to the sick horsies.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 05/29/2011 - 1:52am.
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no more orthopedic names!!!!
no more Brace, no more Track, no more Sling, Trace, Bolt, or Bandage.
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Hahahaha! So no little Callipers hopping around?
You should watch this dude with the sound off! It'll change your whole perspective about everything! He's awesome on mute.
Miss Brace is a real woman.
You GO girl!!!!
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no more orthopedic names!!!!
no more Brace, no more Track, no more Sling, Trace, Bolt, or Bandage.
NO MORE!
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"yes, bitch - it IS caused by global warming."
Btw, to make it clear, I realize Brace is a total flamer, I'm just working off the lie that is the show.
I can't imagine any gay guy would hire Brace.
Ever.
Under any circumstance.
I assume he is the MONSIEUR.
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GERONIMO!
Fraggle,
I seriously doubt men are hiring 60-year-old women for sex, so why would women want to hire 60 year-old men?!
We're all equal here, right?
Lol.
I mean, if Brace were some regular old woman's husband in a retirement community in Florida, I'm sure he'd be banging all the old broads in the neighborhood, he does look good for his age, but it would be for free and that's the end of it.
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Centaurious on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 11:43pm.
If I were a well-off old lady hiring gigolos, I'd be hiring 22-year-olds, NOT Brace!
EXACTLY. If a woman is wealthy and retarded enough to pay for sex, at the very least he should be a young, studly hunk. I'm not saying the wonderful butterfly "Brace" is fugly or not fit or even too old looking but a gigilo for rich women? GTFO!
If I were a well-off old lady hiring gigolos, I'd be hiring 22-year-olds, NOT Brace!
I'd more than likely have someone Brace's age waiting for me at home after my Orthodontists of America Unite convention.
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GERONIMO!
Meat, hetero men usually don't have the best gaydar. Don't feel bad. lol
mcnightmare on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 11:21pm.
that guy is as gay as the day is long.
as gay as the phrase "as ___ as the day is long". that's how gay he is. and showing his bliss at prostate stimulation only reinforced the obvious.
CO-SIGN and verified.
was it really necessary to show his poop going through the chute, though?
I know, right? Even his colon was saying, "Bitch, please, that's 20 years of impacted semen!"
Just effin great...NOW i have to watch this mess on you tube, im intrigued!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
i'm not sure how to say what i mean. i'm just saying the math is off. maybe because it touches on the male fantasy of getting paid but seeing the types supposedly getting paid alienates hetro men from thinking this is a viable option as a job. back to fantasy.
also how the hell can these guys maintain a natural relationship with a woman while he fucks others. if he was gay maybe that wouldn't bother his partner so much knowing that for sure there'd be no attraction?
never watched the show. it was just a response to it being as hinky as the botox mom, a set up.
this brace guy reminds me of someone, not sure who, maybe it's not heine, but it's someone just as pissy smelling and pathetic.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
that guy is as gay as the day is long.
as gay as the phrase "as ___ as the day is long". that's how gay he is. and showing his bliss at prostate stimulation only reinforced the obvious.
was it really necessary to show his poop going through the chute, though?
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"yes, bitch - it IS caused by global warming."
Mah Boo's DADDY, uncovered!
News at 11.
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Meatblocks,
I finally clicked on that "dick cage" link. OWWWWW. It forces the penis down so if an erection happens that has GOT to be torture.
LOL at "probably gay". C'mon now...is that like 'allegedly hetero'? hehe
Holy sheet, Meat. Totally forgot about "balloon dad"! What a CREEP. That whole family was a hot mess.
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Zomay,
Is any 'reality' tv 'reality'? Even Mark Burnett admitted that a lot of his 'reality' shows had staged portions and faked up scenarios to boost the 'drama'.
It's like a soap opera but where they try and convince you it's 'real'. lol
Brace gets paid to service the ladies? What reality are we all living in when reality tv is far from reality.
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TheBreakdown on Sat, 04/09/2011 - 2:28pm.
Why even go to college these days?
Just suck cock on cam, get pissed on for YouTube, learn Trickonics as your main language, and wear a slut dress every day....
that dick cage was disturbing. all of this is. can't even be jealous because it just seems like bullshit by bad actors (who are probably gay). this guy has a streak of balloon dad, richard heine, about him. egotistical insecure attention starved mental misfit.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
Brace kinda looks like Paris Hilton's bitchy gay uncle, the one who showed her the ropes on Valtrex and being a bitch.
Brace kinda looks like Paris Hilton's bitchy gay uncle, the one who showed her the ropes on Valtrex and being a bitch.
LOL that Brace said women don't buy a 4-inch toy...
Not trueeeeeeeee.
Mr. Mercury on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 9:18pm.
Frag. You are so beautiful, to me!
*blush* As are you to me, hunka!
Got my drank on, power tools away and a good job for the day.
Which "power tools"? ;)
Uh I said the cheeky lad asked me out but I didn't say I didn't take him up on the offer. He walked funny when he left but he left his number.
AHA! WHOOP-WHOOP!
I might fall in love again someday, but I'll let it happen naturally. Usually it happens when you least expect it, right?
This is SO very true, Mr. Merc! You can't force love and you can't fight fate.
I am meeting up with a blind date set up by a good friend so who knows?
Ohhhhhh! MOISTUREEEEEE (oops). Do you mind if I live vicariously though your dating life? Maybe post a few updates on how it's going now and then? You are so much fun to read and know here.
You may pinch my ass whenever you like! Don't be surprised when I return the favor.
MEWOOOOOOOOOOO! *arches back and pooches bootay out innocently*
A compliment is just that..if someone male or female wants to give a grope, hell I let em. We can all use a little validation now and then, right?
100 PROOF TROOF! AMEN.
Thank you for being so sweet to me here btw, Mr. Merc...you really make my day when we chat up a bit here. You're such a blast. :)
Submitted by Fraggle on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 9:10pm.
Mr. Mercury on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 12:14pm.
Trust me, I am an expert on this business (and could teach our beloved MK a thing or two).
Do you think you could make MK blush? I bet if anyone could it would be you! *sneaks a pinch to your hiney*
I grew into being a butch Dad in the Sam Elliott/Tom Selleck mode and often get hit on by younger guys. Last month the checkout guy at the supermarket asked me out. Bold little fucker!
Check-out guy sex with a young thang and you passed that up? Aren't you looking any longer? You lost someone you loved but don't give up on more love and you still need love and lots of it dangit! We all do. ((HUG))
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Frag. You are so beautiful, to me! Got my drank on, power tools away and a good job for the day. Uh I said the cheeky lad asked me out but I didn't say I didn't take him up on the offer. He walked funny when he left but he left his number. I might fall in love again someday, but I'll let it happen naturally. Usually it happens when you least expect it, right? I am meeting up with a blind date set up by a good friend so who knows?
You may pinch my ass whenever you like! Don't be surprised when I return the favor. A compliment is just that..if someone male or female wants to give a grope, hell I let em. We can all use a little validation now and then, right?
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
Mr. Mercury on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 12:14pm.
Trust me, I am an expert on this business (and could teach our beloved MK a thing or two).
Do you think you could make MK blush? I bet if anyone could it would be you! *sneaks a pinch to your hiney*
I grew into being a butch Dad in the Sam Elliott/Tom Selleck mode and often get hit on by younger guys. Last month the checkout guy at the supermarket asked me out. Bold little fucker!
Check-out guy sex with a young thang and you passed that up? Aren't you looking any longer? You lost someone you loved but don't give up on more love and you still need love and lots of it dangit! We all do. ((HUG))
Wait a minute...in the truest sense of the word, an actual gigolo is a 'kept' man, which is *vastly* different (and more profitable) than a paid-by-the-hour male prostitute. This show is false advertising...
And now all I can think of is the [very old] Dan Akroyd "Saturday Night Live" bit, "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute"...it WAS funny as all shit.
Damn, I'm old. :( And yet I STILL don't have to pay for it (contrary to Mrs. Patrick Campbell's belief that one has to be under 50).
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
@Dgrin: Yes! LOL!
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Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
He's getting a colon clease, and in the room next to him is one of his whorefriends.
He's getting a colon clease, and in the room next to him is one of his whorefriends.
1:20 is he getting an enema?
he is like an old grizzled leathery so-cal j/o pornstar from the meth fueled 80's who cannot even get a Palm Springs Circuit Club barback gig so he Craigslists his greasy yet waxed ballsack to the so-cal real estate agent divorcees.
why do all these disgusting men think they can be attractive to women, gigolos and where does all this ego come from?. oh, i get it cause they just can..cause being a gigolo means you have to be some sort of a weird creep and get it up with women you find little to not attractive, to even repulsive,..
oh and..Brad Pitt?!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure having sex with women who pay for sex makes you gay.
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EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Wow - the more I watch the more gay they all become. Except for that "black" guy (that's black!?). But maybe he just needs more time....
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EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Wow - a woman showing her age this much would never make it in Hollyweird or the sex industry.
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 2:38pm.
Did you catch when he says "I don't think a woman goes into a sex store and buys a little orange dildo..." (1:04 mark)
Well, it might be cheaper than paying a grand to see your little orange peen.
But orange? Orange.
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he said ''4 inch'' not orange. This video was hilarious.
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I watched this hot mess a couple of times and this old creep is deeply, profoundly fucked up. Don't care if he bangs women for a living in Las Vegas, I am so glad I'm not him.
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"There is something the matter with you, Caprice...Something is the matter with YOUR VAGINA!"
That dude is so gross, and quite obviously gay, as numerous others have pointed out! I'd bet he's most likely a bottom.
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I totally think Jimmy is hot. I would pay him to have sex with me...and I could pull a lot of attractive guys. I like the dirty transaction side of it!
Edit to say I think Brace and Steven are really gay.
I had to pay any man, let alone hollywood leather face up there, to fuck me, I'd ofically become a lesbean.
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What a friend I have in jesus, I can say that
honestly. He's not like all my other friends who really don't care about me.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 2:18pm.
If I knew of a hot, young, buff plumber to work on your pipes I'd send him on over. Matter of fact, I'd get one for you and one for me. My plumbing's got some cobwebs up in there. Sadness.
BTW, Mr. M, I'm totally tipsy on rum! <3 hugs!!
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Chay no wonder I love you! *gives face stubble hug to Chay*
Buff plumber or pizza delivery guy? You get to pick first! My first longterm man was a blacksmith (swoon), asshole broke my heart but man was he a whole mouthful of groceries.
I intend to be tipsy later when I can't hurt myself with power tools.
*clinks glass with Chay's*
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
OMG I love this show! It's straight up porn! There's porn on TV now?!
♥ Threadkilla!
EveryStrangersEyes long lost baby video uncovered!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAQra8wJ0ws (thanks sugarfreeredbull:)
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 05/28/2011 - 2:18pm.
If I knew of a hot, young, buff plumber to work on your pipes I'd send him on over. Matter of fact, I'd get one for you and one for me. My plumbing's got some cobwebs up in there. Sadness.
BTW, Mr. M, I'm totally tipsy on rum! <3 hugs!!
Did you catch when he says "I don't think a woman goes into a sex store and buys a little orange dildo..." (1:04 mark)
Well, it might be cheaper than paying a grand to see your little orange peen.
But orange? Orange.
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He said "four inch" dildo, not orange dildo
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
upon deeper reflection that you horz's comments have elicited I do now think yes, as usual the dlisted horz are right, dems all be gay...with that being said...why so many female haterz on this site?? Trust it may be easy for a woman to get laid if that is all she wants...but most women really do want more...always and most usually being disappointed with what they end up getting...not to mention feeling used and getting some god forsaken crotch critter or worse yet a bun in the oven, you get immune to the disappointments after a while, but paying a grand to be teased by a bi-sexual/gay man...no thanks!