Two Words: STUNT QUEENS
That little wink isn't from Simon Cowell fucking the feeling out of his nerves with a Botox needle again. It also isn't from Simon's eye closing shop because it can't deal with Paula Abdul's extra thick Vicodin breath eating away at its retina. That little wink is Simon patting himself on the taint, because he's about to pull a major stunt queen move that will have hos talking about his show months before that shit even airs.
A little over a week ago, Cheryl Cole was dropped as a judge from the US version of X-Factor and replaced by that Nicole Scherzinger ho from the Pussycat Dolls. Well, a few scandalous headlines later and it looks like Cheryl Cole is back! It's a miracle! It's like the second coming of WHO GIVES A FUCK.
The News of the World was the first to break this shit, but TMZ has more details. They say that Cheryl's return is all about money. The producers wanted to put Cheryl back on the X-Factor in the UK, but the deal didn't happen because she asked for £2.5 million. Cheryl's contract with the US X-Factor states that she gets her $1.5 million fee whether or not she's on the show. So the producers figured that it is cheaper to keep Cheryl than fire her ass. Cheryl hasn't decided if she's going to come back (she will). If she does, Nicole goes back to being a host.
Oh, the ideas that burp out of Simon's brain when Ryan Seacrest is giving his nipples a finger massage during their weekly bromance sauna session. If Simon makes us think that Cheryl was fired over her accent and then brought back only because of money, we'll all feel sorry for her and fall in love with her like she's a mumbling puppy dog with a bark nobody understands.
First Blake Lively lies to us and now Simon Cowell is manipulating us?! What to believe anymore?! I'm sure you'd shed a tear over this betrayal if your Give A Shit Meter wasn't stuck on zero.
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Fuck these untalented, overpaid, egotistical, materialistic, vain asswipes. Shoot them all.
Simon Cowel is winking because he has made so much money since coming to the USA with his shows that greatvacationspots.net and gossipmagazineonline.com he doesn't know what to do with his money and now woman are very happy to be all over him that he has figured out that money buys anything in the USA
Marrying or dating someone out of your race doesn't magically make you non-racist. Some of the most racist people I know have married people in the races they seem to hate or say nasty things about.
Just figured I'd put that out there.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
I think that this is a sign that not even Simon believes this show will take off without some fabricated drama to drum it up.
Let's hope it tanks and is a humbling experience for this douchefucker.
Poor Nicole, she is going back to the basement, say Hi to Solange for me.
Simon loves to get Paula all pilled up and then laugh at her.
I only know Cheryl Cole exists because of Dlisted.
Wouldn't mind the highly clutchable pearls - I particularly like the fancy clasp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYWGjFFs4k
WOOOOW Im so intrigued now, guess I cant wait to watch gee weez! :o NOT!!! Fake stunts for a FAKE and rigged show, fuck off back home Simon and take that assault and batterer bitch back with you.
Thank you Greenfairy, you've said it all.
Ok, you are forgiven then
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Well Leenie I do.. but we're allowed celebrity crushes.. right?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
gene gene the dancing machine. my mother would knock over a fucking chair to get up and dance and shuffle in her slippers every time he came on.
i was not dissing will holly and dad. it was the sleestacks that slithered around in those tunnels that scared me to death in the dark. i think they made hissing sounds and only one talked normal. very scary shit for a saturday morning.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
DMW, I thought you wanted me? Fickle bitch
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
http://youtu.be/uh9YBw8nnXg
here it is!
(not so bad anymore)
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 2:36pm.
I don't feel it's proper to discuss hockey without Jana. That is all.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I will have Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine's theme song in my head for the rest of the day.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 3:14pm.
I love Simon and I want Cheryl's dimples
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I love Simon's dimples and I want Cheryl.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Meatblocks on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 3:22pm.
the unknown comic? yeah, an asshole with a bag over his head. that was funny.
Don't forget Gene Gene the dancin' machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACpNVD5GMUw
Jeshhhush phuck. The whole cast and crew must have been doing some skunk weed and blow.
Actually, I think the whole point of the "unknown comic" was to be UNfunny in a funny way... if that makes sense? :)
i remember another one, 3 aliens coming out dancing to a led zep tune. i had nightmares, they looked too much like land of the lost sleestacks. will holly and dad?
DO NOT RUIN my memories of "LAND OF THE LOST". They were the best, single-dad family, alien/Dino hunters EVAR. Amen and two rosary bead Marys' for good measure.
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Schmockey?
I'd watch that. :)
the unknown comic? yeah, an asshole with a bag over his head. that was funny. i remember another one, 3 aliens coming out dancing to a led zep tune. i had nightmares, they looked too much like land of the lost sleestacks. will holly and dad?
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
I love Simon and I want Cheryl's dimples
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Meatblocks on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 2:58pm.
The Gong Show was the SHIT. OMG...hahahaha The 'judges' were about as 'd-listed' as you can get too. Remember the "Unknown Comic"? The whole show was premised on mockery of actual 'talent' shows.
*make this shit happen again 2012...the world's gonna end anyhow, so, might as well go out with a laugh*
Nyuck
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oh fucking aye.
this shit is so fucking old and broken. gong show anyone? community auditions? dave maynard should sue these assholes and grab some coin if he's still kicking.
cowell is a piece of untalented shit. who the fuck is cole, i second that question.
-just an angry guy with a bag of (raul duke's) dicks
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 2:41pm.
Didn't you hear the news? Sarah Plain rewrote history and said that Paul Revere came to warn the British with all of his bells and whistles.
Just read it and looked it up, wiki not Palins version! I lived in Boston years back and did the route :)
NOMNOMNOM
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
*hands over bootyhole burning liquid*
lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFjyAOq341U&feature=channel_video_title
LOLOLOL, ELB!!!
Genny, that's because you won't share!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Eileenieeeeeeee the salsa is making my face melt
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 2:41pm.
Didn't you hear the news? Sarah Plain rewrote history and said that Paul Revere came to warn the British with all of his bells and whistles.
You Americans are sooooooo lucky to have so much time left on a Sunday! Its 9.30pm here :(
If Paul Revere hadn't warned you we were coming maybe I'd have more weekend. Not fair. Stupid gay Paul Revere.
I don't feel it's proper to discuss hockey without Jana. That is all.
*eats Genny's chips and salsa*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
PS. Do NOT make fun of my hockey terminology!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 1:20pm.
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Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 1:16pm.
I thought you kept better tabs than that. :)
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Almost Blue
Why is it that ANYTHING Simon Imalegendinmyownmind Cowell is involved in becomes a convoluted shitfest.
Lol angel, it's like. Who has those kinds of balls? This one does.
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I'm happy I'm happy, go to America and leave us Brits alooooone
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 1:20pm.
If it's any consolation, over here the long-awaited end of the socker season is followed by dart championships, Roland Garros, Wimbledon and Le Tour de France. In between my hubby watches Grand Prix qualifications and races. Your "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!" is not only fully understood but also echoed by me.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Genny18 on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 1:31pm.
Lol @asking to bring the lady so she can punch her again
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Right? That made this hard for me...I kinda like her more for that...
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And I'm still not sure who Cheryl Cole is.
Lol @asking to bring the lady so she can punch her again
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angel_i on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 1:20pm.
OMG HOCKEY SCHMOCKEY IT"S FUCKING JUNE IS THIS SHIT NOT OVER YET!? UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!
Amen and sealed with a kiss. I'm not known for being notorious jock-supporter anyhow which means I probably need more testosterone (even though my index fingers are longer than my ring fingers...but...eh).
Okay. Everyone look at your hands to check if you are High-T...if your index (pointer) finger is longer than your ring finger...
Look it up. You're welcome. lmao
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OMG HOCKEY SCHMOCKEY IT"S FUCKING JUNE IS THIS SHIT NOT OVER YET!? UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!
(whew - feels good to get that off my chest:)
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 12:56pm.
Hmmm. The abstract answer is "Yes, she'd like to contact him again." Would you have any idea who it might be? There can't be that many guys who fit that description
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A male lawyer who likes hockey? That's just about every male lawyer around here. I do know just about everybody though, by name at least. She didn't get a first name? Any information at all?
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Sorry double post :o/
Club boss tells of Girls Aloud star's 'aggression'
14.10.03 - Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Tweedy demanded that a lavatory attendant whose eye she had punched be brought back to her so she could "give her another one", a court heard today.
The singer was shouting racial insults after the fracas at The Drink nightclub in Guildford in January, Kingston Crown Court was told...
The row broke out after Tweedy grabbed lollipops from a bowl in the lavatories and refused when Ms Amogbokpa, 39, asked her to pay for them, the court has heard.
Mr Endersby said of Tweedy: "She was very aggressive... saying things like, 'Get her up here, that black bit*h'."
Mr Endersby told the court that Tweedy then said to the room at large: "Go and get that Caribbean jigaboo back up here and I will give her another one."...
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk
Goggle: 'Sophie Amogbokpa picture' and anyone tell me that this type of violence against someone simply doing their job can be excused in any shape or form?
BTW Cheryl didn't have a single mark or scratch on her. She claimed she punched the attendant in self defence.
This no talent vapid woman does not belong on TV. Not here or anywhere else.
Instead there are plenty of lovely looking woman they could put on TV who'd deserve it.
I am only mentioning looks, because that's all she has going for herself anyway.
Tweety NEVER apologized or showed even the smallest amount of remorse!
That's inexcusable.
End Rant!
Sorry I pressed post once and it posted three times...grrr
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 12:56pm.
Hmmm. The abstract answer is "Yes, she'd like to contact him again." Would you have any idea who it might be? There can't be that many guys who fit that description... The suck-it-up answer is it's her own damn fault if she didn't secure his business card.
You know, I might watch X-Factor if Cole's involvement means the US contestants will be going, "Umm, I'm sorry: What did you say?"
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 06/05/2011 - 12:17pm.
Believe me, she'd be far more impressed with his nationality, interest in hockey, and general maleness than his barristery.
I like Cole's accent, dimples, and fancy pearls. Still won't watch the dumb show.
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I've always thought Cole was very pretty. I *love* dimples. I preferred her in Girls Aloud though. I don't like her solo stuff.
I wasn't sure if you were kidding about your sis..would she like to contact this guy again?
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