Shania Takes A Tumble

At last night's CMT Awards in Nashville, Shania Twain was inducted into the Bitch Goes Down Hall of Fame with the likes of Beyonce, Joe Jonas, Michelle Williams, Lady CaCa, Scarlet, JLo and Mimi when her feet failed her and her knees paid the price ("I feel your pain." - my knees to Shania's knees). Detective La Toya better get on this case and see if Shania's former best friend/life ruiner has an alibi.

Shania got her shit back up, laughed about it and later recorded a video response to her fall where she said: "I just made a complete fool of myself and experienced one of life's most embarrassing moments. I don't need a stunt double. I didn't hurt myself. I have a bit of a sore thumb -- that's it. I'm gonna auction off those shoes. I'm gonna get rid of them as soon as I can. I never want to see those shoes again!"

Just like "losing a game of Russian Roulette to a dog while fucked up on moonshine" (that story, ugh), falling happens to the best of us. Shania handled it with grace and I'm sure when she says she's going to auction those shoes she really means she's going to donate them to professional stilt walker Suri Cruise who would never let a pair of sky high heels bitch slap her like that.

Here's more of Shania pre and post fall with her fiance Frédéric Thiébaud and Selena Gomez's scissor partner.

via UsWeekly

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Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 7:42pm.

Oh isn't this that stuck-up bitch who lives in a castle in Switzerland with the money she made from stupid trailer-trash hicks that bought her shitty record? I think it is. Too bad all her money can't save her from getting drunk and falling over and making a god damned idiot of herself ha ha.

Submitted by shandi on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 4:00pm.

Fiance? I thought they already got married. Am I wrong?

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 2:14pm.

She gives me a crazy/needy vibe. Marrying the dumped husband of her man's mistress? That's no miracle, it's a pathetic ploy for attention and revenge, though the truth is her ex-husband and ex-best friend couldn't give a fuck because they're not even fucking anymore.

She and her new husband look like yesterday's leftovers. Weird, weird weird.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 12:46pm.

I'm with Whatever -- I'm not a fan. She likes spreading her pathetic stories. Everybody falls on their ass at some point.

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Submitted by ChiChiMarie on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 11:11am.

aw, I like Shania. The only way for a celebrity or anyone for that matter to recover from a fall like that is to get up and laugh it off. Good for her.

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 10:37am.

She should have stayed in retirement.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 10:18am.

Where's the video of Sheryl Crow?

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 10:15am.

PSL...I think I have heard about one song of hers...can't even remember the title...really memorable, huh? (:

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:54am.

The best fall of all is Beyoncé falling down that flight of stairs. It was pulled off youtube.

Submitted by literarylioness on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:52am.

Fiancé? Didn't she marry her ex-best-friend's ex-husband-her-ex-husband's piece a while back? I think she is the broad everyone says didn't sing her own vocals on her album. Everyone thinks it is JBlow, but I think it is Eileen.

Submitted by Gweb on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:29am.

The main thing is that she got up and continued like a trooper. A true showbiz ho. The show must go on dammit!

The ho must go on!

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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:28am.

She looks pretty, but she didn't always look like that. If you see pictures of her as a young adult in Timmons, she had rotted teeth and a potato nose. And no, she's not an orphan. She has a father who is very much alive. He's an engineer who supported her until she made it big. Everyone in Timmons and Windsor know she's lying about her past.

Submitted by Gweb on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:27am.

I like the idea of Shania Twain on her knees. That's where she REALLY excels...
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:28am.

Can't stand this "product". Anybody as beautiful as she is who loses her fugtastic husband to some moldy heifer while she ain't looking can only be a royal cuntrag in real life.

Maybe the top hat and Revlon commercials were a mistake, huh, Eileen?

ETA: Also, Retinol. Buy some.

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Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:24am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:10am.

I would have caught her with MAH FACE!

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I like Shania because her life plays out like a country song or a Harlequin romance novel. That whole spouse swap was just fuckin' weird.

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Submitted by putas on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:11am.

I once saw a before famous pic and she had subtle but a good amount of work done. And her name is not shania and yeah a lot of celebrities pull that shit. But she flat out lied about being native american (her dead step dad was a little bit I think..) ito make her seem more exotic. Then lying about suporting her siblings and hardship..all artifice to make a sympathetic image. Mutt lange her ex ..all his idea. And it worked!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:00am.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, bitch!

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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:57am.

I like her, especially with all the bullshit she's been through recently. Wish this could have happened to some asshole who deserved it, instead of her.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:49am.

She's hot, talented, and loaded. Too bad she's nuts.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:48am.

I think she is gorgeous, but her music is terrible.

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Submitted by perky on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:43am.

Hahaaaaaaa...I LOVE how MK has a special "Bitch Goes Down" tag. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by No Words on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:39am.

All I can say is I like her, and I think she is gorgeous. I don't think that is her fiance, I think they are already married.

Submitted by bourgie on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:36am.

The main thing is that she got up and continued like a trooper. A true showbiz ho. The show must go on dammit!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:33am.

ah, that fall didn't impress me much. :)

actually, that was awesome. (I don't like her)

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Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:29am.

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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:27am.

I wonder if that guy just keeps staring at her while she ungracefully attempts to stand up.

Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:26am.

That one of Mimi falling on her fat ass while her poor, skinny back up dancers overworked their glutes trying to help her back up is priceless.

I'm from NJ, so I really don't miss drunk chicks getting up and singing, one fist in the air, the other hand on the hip, "Feel Like a Woman," their mall jeans going back and forth to the fake horns in that song. Well, maybe I miss it a bit.

Submitted by catfight357 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:24am.

That Russian Roulette/Moonshine article is amazing. Fucking rednecks.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:23am.

You would think celebrities with megabucks would be able to get shoes with traction.

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Submitted by pollyhatesthekettle on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:22am.

The reason she should burn those shoes is not because they tried to kill her but because they're U.G.L.Y.

And that dress is no better!

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:20am.

I could care less about her music but for a woman nearly 46 she is fine,fine fine.

Suck it jealous bitches! LOL

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:18am.

Remember when she was on Behind the Music and she was married to that ugly guy who was oh so mysterious that they only had ONE black and white picture of him of his ugly face? and his name was MUTT!!! MUTT LANGE!

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by yummy_pizza on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:18am.

Shay Nay Nay is sooooooo BORRRRINNNGG. BLAH BLEEEE BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:17am.

Lol @ M.E.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:17am.

I'll never understand people gushing and fawning over this lady as if she's untouchable.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:14am.

@Slurpee, it's the CMT Awards. I'm sure they serve only the finest wine in a box.
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Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:14am.

Oh my - thank you, thank you MK for reposting that Destiny's Child Williams fall. It's THE best by far out of those and never fails to totally crack me up as B and Kelly just keep going.

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:13am.

She is not kind or humble. She is a noxious, self-righteous bitchcunt who always peddles her pathetic fucking "I'm just a backwoods Canadian girl who had to raise her siblings when her parents died" act in every. single. fucking. media, interview or press appearance she makes. It's pathetic and transparent. Humble and kind people don't talk constantly about how humble and kind they are - bitchcunts with something bitchcunty to hide do. Just sayin'.

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:12am.

I'm so happy I am not famous and my fails to remain upright are not broadcasted to the entire world.

*covers bruised thigh*

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 9:36am.
These presenters really need to stop tailgating before awards shows.

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Submitted by Starr07 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:08am.

She is as kind and humble as celebrities come...not the kind you wanna snark and hate on. Just sayin'.

Submitted by NC-Ladee on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:07am.

I bet that dog just shook his head and walked away. Dumb azz owner. Sitting there twitching and bleeding like an idiot.

Loosing a game of Russian Roulette to a dog. WTF wants that on their obit.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 06/09/2011 - 8:06am.

These presenters really need to stop tailgating before awards shows.
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