Afternoon Crumbs
Chrissy “LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE” Crocker has gone from looking like the hotter Heidi Montag to a butch A&F bitch. And look, now he’s definitely not leaving that peen alone (NSFW) – The Chris Crocker
Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn are holding hands all happy-like until January Jones’ baby comes out with a hedgehog hairline and a British coo – Lainey Gossip
Steve-O is the voice of reason – The Superficial
Dear Cameron Diaz, Phoebe Price is about to drop a copyright infringement lawsuit on your ass because of those chicken cutlet cheeks – Hollywood Tuna
Let’s all get partner married in Liechtenstein – Towleroad
Who spiked memaw’s Benefiber with E again? – The Berry
When you see this lost scene from Mannequin you’ll understand why it ended up on the cutting room floor (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Michael Bay and the rest of the Transformers gang beat on Megan Fox some more – Celebitchy
The Learning Channel is teaching us that even a pair of nobodies like Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders can get their wedding televised – Popsugar
Aishwarya Rai is pregnant! – Just Jared
Mary-Louise Parker or Alanis Morissette? – Popoholic
Ryan Dunn’s official cause of death released – ICYDK
Why did I keep waiting for one of them to answer: “OH MY GOD, YES! I love Julianne Moore and David Duchovny!” – The Daily What
Bad genes and hard living have bullied Courtney Stodden’s face so she has every right to film an anti-bully video – Videogum
Another day, another set of pictures of Ashley Greene walking along the ho stroll – Hollywood Rag
Olivia Wilde’s friend is giving me feeeeeevah – Cityrag
FYI: Selma Blair is still pregnant – I’m Not Obsessed