Evan Rachel Wood Cut Her Hair
If my fuck parts produced the L.A. premiere party for True Blood, ASkars, Joe Mangina-Jello and Ryan Kwanten (Beeehl and his soggy crepe-wrapped zombie face are not invited) would've shown up wearing only thongs made out of bloody vampire fangs and gold chains attached to each other's nipples, and they would've gotten ALL THE ATTENTION. But since my fuck parts didn't produce the L.A. premiere party for True Blood, those three showed up wearing wardrobe furnished by Pierre Cardin (Chuck Woolery shout out!). Instead, all of the attention went to Evan Rachel Wood and her Flowbee fresh haircut. BOOOO.
Evan Rachel Wood showed up looking like the Happy Hour-shift bartender at an L-Word themed bar and tells Popeater that she cut the locks that Marilyn Manson used to nibble pie bits out of, because she's really androgynous.
"I grew up in love with David Bowie. So I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls... I'm into androgyny in general. I'm constantly changing, I'm constantly growing. I think I'm a little controversial? I just try and keep some mystery, so hopefully people can't really put their finger on it."
You know what I want to put my finger on? Her tongue, so she can shut up with that "I'M SO EDGY! I'M SUCH A PRINCE SONG! I'M SO NOW!!!" crap. Bitch is about as mysterious as a pus-filled wart on Paris Hilton's labia. Bitch needs to change into a mouth gag and kindly sit down. Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick.
These little wet noodle hos think that if they chop their hair off and put on pants, they are suddenly the second coming of Tilda Swinton. Newsflash, bitch, looking like a recently divorced French teacher who came back from summer break with a "hot new" cut she got from the head stylist at MasterCuts is not EDGY. ........wait. Since I put it that way, maybe this is edgy and new after all. Carry on, Evan!
Here's a few more pictures from last night's premiere. In case you haven't been introduced yet: ERW, PAM!!!! with her husband, Ryan Kwanten, Joe Mangina-Jello, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, ASkars, Carrie Preston with Michael Emerson, Sam Trammell with his wife, Deborah Ann Woll with her guest,
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So I was always into very androgynous things. Bitch needs to change into a mouth gag and kindly sit down. Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick. Short hair needs more representation. The redhead and Tara look pretty here. She is prettier with long hair. It looks like a costume I wore for a dancing school recital. Or when they cry when it gets cut too short. She shoulda left her hair alone instead of looking like the second coming of Rojo Caliente. It bothers me to no end watching her talk with her upper no lip. They read way too far into this shit. However Anna comes off like a huge bitch in interviews. That would be fine if she was some great thespian but bitch CANNOT act. Offensive comments may be deleted. Click here to register for an avatar. Your comment may take a few minutes to appear.
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So I was always into very androgynous things. Bitch needs to change into a mouth gag and kindly sit down. Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick. Short hair needs more representation. The redhead and Tara look pretty here. She is prettier with long hair. It looks like a costume I wore for a dancing school recital. Or when they cry when it gets cut too short. She shoulda left her hair alone instead of looking like the second coming of Rojo Caliente. It bothers me to no end watching her talk with her upper no lip. They read way too far into this shit. However Anna comes off like a huge bitch in interviews. That would be fine if she was some great thespian but bitch CANNOT act. Offensive comments may be deleted. Click here to register for an avatar. Your comment may take a few minutes to appear.
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Feelings about ERW aside, I love it when Hollywood women ditch the weaves. Short hair needs more representation.
Askars always looks so much better without that 63 pounds of dead weight he's always lugging around.
I would take a bullet for Joe Manganiello. That is all.
I like the haircut - cute!
ERW, if you have to actually SAY that you are controversial, you are, in fact, the opposite of controversial.
Which is to say, completely and utterly boring.
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I'm just glad she's not Single White Female-ing Dita anymore. Yeah, that wasn't creepy...
Is ERW one of those actresses you're supposed to know that are talented even if you never see her in shit? Kind of like pre-Black Swan Natalie Portman.
Rutina/Tara's husband is kind of cute but looks different every time that I see him.
Yeah, don't like that haircut on her. Too old looking. And Sookeh's dress looks homemade. Not good. The redhead and Tara look pretty here.
I'm happy True Blood is back. At first, I was like, what is this? Now I'm addicted. With the menfolk on that show, it's my soft core porn.
She's cute, but I think her jaw is too square and her features too all-American to really pull off a short "edgy" haircut.
There's this petite girl at my gym with a beautiful face, fine features, pale skin and super short jet-black hair. So pretty. She's my girl crush.
With Evan, it's just ok.
She's cornered the market on There's Something About Mary hair gel.
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Pam's husband is Fugs!! Rutina Wesley (Tara) is Cute as a button and her husband looks like a Cute waspy Preacher. Sam is Hot!! ERW has a big f*cking Jawline... She is prettier with long hair.
What in kindergarten craft-time HELL is Anna Paquin wearing?!?!?! Is that puffy glitter glue??
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Did Anna Paquin buy that dress she's wearing from a middle school home ec student? It's not even good enough for Project Runway.
And for the last time, pale redheads do not look good in washed-out, rubbery pink tones that are subjected to a thousand thumbtacks and then wrapped tightly around a nonexistent bosom. Got that?
Submitted by jenelle:
I used to do that all the time growing up lol (cried when it was cut too short) but mostly because my sister got made fun of, called a boy, etc. for having short hair.
Now I go in there and just tell the lady to cut it a few inches and she's so precise like, "Is this ok? How about this much? How about this?" She doesn't understand that I truly don't care, it will grow back, not a big deal!
She now needs to do a duet with La Roux!!
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She's cute and all... but no, I don't think she's that androgynous, not enough sexual *ambivalence*. She's just a pretty girl with short hair. For people who I think can pull off the androgynous look: Shirley Manson (in Garbage's "Androgyny" video), and Peaches in "Downtown" video. And Tilda Swinton off course.
OMG, I always forget that in RL Arlene is married to Ben from Lost, Pam is married to some '70s rocker, Tara is married to some white guy, Jessica is married to a blind guy, and ASkars is SO HOT he's threatening to set fire to everything around him.
Too bad True Blood is such an unholy, boring mess now. Most of the cast is really interesting in RL (and in ASkars' case, ridiculously beautiful).
She has kind of an Annette Bening look to her with the short hair. Looks good.
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Not really androgynous when you wear 10 pounds of eyeliner and mascara, Evan.
I love how everyone (cept Askars, Soookie n BEEL) are Normal McNormals.
Evan is killin' heauxz with her new 'do and she knows it!
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She lookes like a middle aged soccer mom.
In the same vein as those annoying Maryland blond moms whose boys' lemonade stand got busted.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 11:59am.
the cut is nice but it aged her 20 years.
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In addition, it also accentuates her bad skin and bloat.
I'm sorry, Anna, but that is one fugly ass dress. It looks like a costume I wore for a dancing school recital.
the cut is nice but it aged her 20 years.
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Since the Pam character is inspiration for me in how to go about my day to day fuckery, I feel bad that her husband is so fug. Maybe he's smart as hell and funny?
Ass-kars can bring that pouty, put-out face on over here.
And I agree with the below stated regarding Sookie...after reading the books rapidly in airports, Paquin is not the one.
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Submitted by jenelle:
"Wish more woman would be able to say screw you to the "must have long flowing hair because I am a woman and men like it" mantra. Or when they cry when it gets cut too short...like really wtf. It's just hair, do what the hell you want with it, it grows back anyways."
I always say that, too. My mom and sister look awesome with short hair, but my face is a rectangle and the shortest I can go is a short bob. I had a friend at boarding school with an absolutely angelic, perfectly beautiful face and she had boy-short hair, but she just radiated sexiness. She had guys lined up for her.
When I see a woman who can rock short hair, I get jealous. It can be super-sexy.
Not a fan of the smirky smug bitch above, but she looks fantastic.
don't know how i feel about evan's hair...but pam is hotttttttt!
rutina's is looking hot too...and deborah ann is lovely...
sookie and bill do nothing for me but all the others mens are looking pretty yummy...
and where is lafayette?
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Ugly ass bitch DOES NOT have delicate features or jaw line to pull this look off. She looks fucking awful.
she looks really great. i hated her long hair schmo 16 year old dye'd thing she had going on.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 11:20am.
Submitted by jenelle on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:54am.
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I think you may be missing her point though. There ARE some women that can pull off short hair but don't want to because of their men. If you love long hair on you, fabulous!
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Exactly, thank you sushi :) Of course all the power to you if you feel more beautiful with longer hair, I'm just saying people shouldn't base their decisions on beauty industry/society pleasing ideals.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 11:20am.
Submitted by jenelle on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:54am.
I'm loving that haircut. Wish more woman would be able to say screw you to the "must have long flowing hair because I am a woman and men like it" mantra. Or when they cry when it gets cut too short...like really wtf. It's just hair, do what the hell you want with it, it grows back anyways.
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Eh, for some of us, hair really enhances our appearance. I don't have dainty little features, or a delicate neck. BUT, I do have great hair, and look and feel WAY more feminine when my hair is long. If I got a too-short haircut, I might possibly cry. Not sure - I've never even tried to get a short cut.
I really identified with the line in Little Women (the movie) when Amy, the bratty little sister (Kiki Dunst - - can't remember the name of the character), says to Jo (Winona Ryder) when Jo cuts off all her hair - - "Jo, how could you! Your one beauty!" That's how I would totally feel :)
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I think you may be missing her point though. There ARE some women that can pull off short hair but don't want to because of their men. If you love long hair on you, fabulous!
She looks terrible now. She shoulda left her hair alone instead of looking like the second coming of Rojo Caliente.
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Submitted by jenelle on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:54am.
I'm loving that haircut. Wish more woman would be able to say screw you to the "must have long flowing hair because I am a woman and men like it" mantra. Or when they cry when it gets cut too short...like really wtf. It's just hair, do what the hell you want with it, it grows back anyways.
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Eh, for some of us, hair really enhances our appearance. I don't have dainty little features, or a delicate neck. BUT, I do have great hair, and look and feel WAY more feminine when my hair is long. If I got a too-short haircut, I might possibly cry. Not sure - I've never even tried to get a short cut.
I really identified with the line in Little Women (the movie) when Amy, the bratty little sister (Kiki Dunst - - can't remember the name of the character), says to Jo (Winona Ryder) when Jo cuts off all her hair - - "Jo, how could you! Your one beauty!" That's how I would totally feel :)
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She's gorgeous and she's in it (the acting biz) for the long haul. That said, she's kooky as hell.
i'm always jealous of girls that can pull off a dude haircut. don't know much about this ho, but her face is flawless.
OMG PAM!!!! That woman gives me a SEIZURE every time I see her. She is a goddess, she is SO fine there are no words.
Her husband, though, is baboon-ass ugly.
Oh cheesy hell. I hate when guys pose with their hands on their wife's bump
It looks so hillbilly like "look I did this!" I wouldn't let mr putas do it in public it was an intimate gesture to me. Just dumb posing like that
I thought Tara chopped her hair off. Not ERW.
She looks less tranny here.
ERW is one of the few women who actually can pull off that short of a hair cut and still look feminine. I don't really like her, but I have to admit she is has a great face/features.
I don't get the Anna Paquin hate. I love the books, and think the tv show is a pretty decent representation, and that Paquin is a decent Sookie. Maybe not the best, but pretty good. She just doesn't annoy me.
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She looks gorgeous...I've always thought she was stunning. It's obvious that she has pretty low self esteem though to have considered marrying Marilyn Manson.
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I'm not a huge ERW fan, and like many have said before, the thought of her riding Manson's worm makes me cringe every time I see her. But I'm loving that haircut. Wish more woman would be able to say screw you to the "must have long flowing hair because I am a woman and men like it" mantra. Or when they cry when it gets cut too short...like really wtf. It's just hair, do what the hell you want with it, it grows back anyways.
I don't really care for ERW as an actress or care to follow her career or personal life but she almost always looks absolutely stunning.
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I'm not usually an advocate for plastic surgery, but I hate Paquin's upper lip. She needs a lip injection. It bothers me to no end watching her talk with her upper no lip. And she's always [trying] to pout on the show which makes the fact that it's non existent worse.
Previous posters said it better than I can. This banner picture is a knockout, but that Marilyn Manson business puts the stink of fug on her.
No Stick Bosworth? The fangirls are going to be flipping out over this. They read way too far into this shit.
I know the show's about her (though she's a shit Sookie), but I can't stand Anna Paquin or Stephen Moyer. Heard Moyer's pretty cool so I feel bad hating the dude because I can't stand his character on the show and the hard on Ball has for him. However Anna comes off like a huge bitch in interviews. That would be fine if she was some great thespian but bitch CANNOT act. It makes me cringe to see her on screen (and that accent!).
I have zero hope for this season and do not plan on watching it until it's over. I find it's easier to handle the 10,000 storylines when it's watched all at once. The 8 minutes preview shows that Alan Ball just keeps fucking Sookieverse with a rusty chainsaw, so might as well get it over with in one go. Fuck you Ball. Glad HBO shut your ass down. He's proven he's going to get True Blood canceled soon, so I'm glad they're not letting him fuck with any other shows.