Inside Lindsay Lohan's Beachside Prison
Yesterday, we got a look at Lindsay Lohan's 3,000 square foot house arrest prison in the zero budget website commercial she did for whiskey and ludes money. And today, Life & Style has published an interview and house tour LiLo gave them. LiLo graciously opened up her Venice, CA rental home to Life & Style after they gave her a house warming gift in the form of a bouquet of hundred dollar bills.
LiLo says that living the real life version of The Shawskank Redemption is hard and she was extremely sad in her cokey heart when she couldn't go to her brother's 16th birthday party. Once you shed a tear for the struggles of a Lohan, read what she had to say about going back to work and not allowing alcohol in her house. You'll need that tear to lube up the dick that LiLo keeps yanking during this interview.
"I've been having a lot of work-related meetings. Sometimes my friends come over. And I get to see my sister, Ali, which is nice," Lindsay says. Although, she insists, there is no booze, no matter what. "When my friends come over, they're not drinking," she notes. "Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life." But when Lindsay is released on June 29, it won't necessarily mean the end of nightclubs for her. "I don't think you should ever say never," she explains.The 24-year-old actress has her fair share of critics who believe this is not a real punishment and that she may never recover, but she's ready to prove them wrong: "I've grown up -- and I'm willing to do what I have to do to prove that."
And she plans to start out on the right track. "This may come as a shock, but I mean it: I want to start my community service. I want to finish that so I can work in August and September," Lindsay tells Life & Style. Most important, she says, she loves acting and hopes that someday she can be taken seriously again. "You go through experiences. I do understand that I need to gain some of the respect back, but I'm willing to work hard for that. I understand the situations I've put myself in, and I don't want to go back to that."
If this interview sounds like a crack scratched broken record, it's because it practically is. LiLo sat the Life & Style reporter down, put on the same "I'm working hard" record that she plays during all her interviews and went into the kitchen to down that glass of chilled coke milk.
And that room is what it would look like if the word NARCISSISM threw up. The giant portrait of herself..... The leather couch that is doing a spot-on impression of her... The busted and beat box on that shelf... The bowl of oranges that perfectly match her skin tone....
PS Thats not the only ginormous picture she has of herself in her living room either! There is another one of her shooting a gun, pictured behind her in a commercial she shot. Now we get to the root of the problem, her narcissism is the whole start of it!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Of COURSE she has a giant picture of herself hanging in the living room! Why on earth would I have ever thought anything less of this dumb twit?
She lives in her own universe and cares about NOBODY!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
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Who keeps a bowl of fruit in their living room?
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...and now she's going to court tomorrow. She tested POSITIVE for alcohol on 6/12 and 6/13.
she still won't go to jail.
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So here's to the future, cause we got through the past- I finally found somebody that can make me laugh
You so crazy- I think I want to have your baby
She looks like one of those spider-webby Miss Havisham spinsters. Jackie Collins pant suit gothic.
I can NeVer understand people who put up huge pictures of themselves. How fricken narcissistic can you get. I guess that's Hollyweird town.
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She probably narciscissoring herself right now!
Oh...and she's still a useless cunt.
I didn't know that the jumbo-sized Adderalls also came in orange flavour.
What a colossal waste of wall space!
And this fuck stain is going to court tomorrow for a probation violation for flucking her booze test. The ankle monitor company has dropped her too. Ok alledgely but tmz and radar are reporting it.
I could put together a better set of livingroom furniture at my local Goodwill.
Is the painting hanging on the wall supposed to be Mommie Lohan Dearest?
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Disgusting much?? Anyone who puts giant portraits of yourself in your own house is disturbing to me. Love yourself much,,I guess you have to when nobody else does! Gag!!!
GAH! Narcissism!!!
For me it is obvious. You did not seek to look in yahoo and google.com?
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Only in Hollywood can you make millions with few skills and zero education. Heck, if Snookie can do it, I guess LiLo can too.
I don't think she's blocked from drinking alcohol anymore. She's not breaking the law but she is making light of her sentence. I guess she thinks this is better than having people forget about her for a month, but she should probably give it a rest. Does she get kickbacks from select paparazzi? Pictures of her still have value I guess but she isn't working so maybe when she falls in a plant or something it's a payday. Is she that smart? Who pays her bills?
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What a bunch of horseshit. "alcohol is not allowed in my home." She should have looked at the pictures MK posted of her last house party. The frizzy chick in the ugly mu-mu is clearly cleaning up wine glasses and corona bottles. Jesus.
Why is she RENTING a house? After all this time she doesn't own a place in L.A.? Really? Huh.
She's morphing into Donatella Versace with that busted platinum weave.
"I do understand that I need to gain some of the respect back, but I'm willing to work hard for that."
Didn't she say that same thing, like, 3 arrests back?
"Dancing's how I say the things I want to say."
Dr. Cornelia J.... -- OMG, you know she reeks of ass, pit stink, dried-up booze, cocaine residue, cigarettes & Red Bull. I totally agree with you -- she inspires such immense hatred in me, I truly despise & loathe this stanky piece of crap. If she croaked tomorrow, I wouldn't blink an eye.
Ha ha, "whiskey and 'ludes," I bet most people don't know what you mean by that, but I do! Can't get a good ol' 714 anymore, but I sure had fun falling down stairs, waking up...I don't know where, and making irresponsible decisions regarding my sexual activities...back in grad school. This repulsive simpleton, Linseed, with her terrible decorating taste and her blatant lies, just LOOKS like she smells BAD! I positively despise that woman.
I miss the old snapshots of her "home" when she was living in the Chateau Marmont, getting wasted on a stained mattress with not pillows, blankets or sheets. Coke piled on the bedside table with an empty bottle of jack.
Been said before, but she looks really old. And the feng shui in her house sucks. You don't block windows, and portraits of yourself alone means you'll be alone, relationship troubles, etc. And that couch looks like it smells.
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I thought that big photo on the wall was her mom.
That ginormous portrait of herself is mega-tacky. Just like the entire Lohan clan (Nana excepted).
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I just re-watched her Parent Trap movie last night when I was babysitting. God she was so cute. )-:
this looks like the pr0n producer's house in Boogie Nights
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
The tower of personal mementos shoved in front of the black-out shaded window is a nice what the hell touch.
This house arrest thing is a joke.
This bimbo thumbing her nose and that French pig living high on the hog.
My dad is always bitching about the weather in NYC, he is afraid to go out because he either thinks he's going to break a hip or suffer from heatstroke.
I advised him to commit a crime asap, he would get house arrest and he wouldn't even know the goddamn difference.
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I wish this useless whore would crawl under a rock and leave us alone.
while I'm not in the habit of wishing bad karma on people, in her case I'll make an exception.
oh yeah, that includes the fucking judge who gave this miserable twat such an utterly bogus sentence. house arrest is bullshit -
Hey Lindsay,
FUCK YOU.
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So here's to the future, cause we got through the past- I finally found somebody that can make me laugh
You so crazy- I think I want to have your baby
Large pictures of yourself on the wall..
Bowl of fruit that'll will never be eaten...
Reclining on a lounge.....
Fuckin' looks like the set of "Sunset Boulevard"
And yeah wrap a silk turban around Blowhan's head and she could easily play the role of Norma.. fuck it she is living it isn't she? Bound to be screwing some poor young male starlet.
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America.. fuck yeah!
It's a rented house, so most likely the fruit, the milk and the giant picture of her were there when she moved in.
And who the fuck puts a bookcase in front of a window? I can only imagine how much that couch reeks of ass after her ugly twat has been sitting on it all day, doing lines of coke off the table next to her glass of "milk." I hope she chokes on one of the fruit in that bowl. They're probably eight balls decorated to look like fruit. I put nothing past this massive POS.
the two photos on the wall down the hall are of her too.
Fucking PLEASE!
ahhh Jack EYE for the Straight Guy timez again!!!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Cunt says there's no alcohol in her house, but what about the fucking drugs, you useless, ugly, smelly, freckled, diseased, lying, narcissistic, thieving, delusional pile of steaming diarrhea shit!!! JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by annobanano on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 2:06pm.
Who keeps a bowl of fruit in their living room?
Healthy people of course.
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I keep a bowl of fruit on the kitchen table, NOT in the damn living room! LOL
Isn't that a glass of milk sitting next to the fruit?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....yeah, like she drinks milk and eats fruit.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 2:06pm.
Who keeps a bowl of fruit in their living room?
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If by fruit you mean candy bars, donuts, and bottles of sugar water then I think SNOWFAT would gladly address your question.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 2:06pm.
Who keeps a bowl of fruit in their living room?
Healthy people of course.
She had another full size wall poster of herself in that clip yesterday. What sort of nutjob decorates their house with multiple wall-size pictures of themselves? Delusional.
Submitted by zachhcaz on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 1:55pm.
Patsy Stone: "Would you like to follow me into my gracious drawing room?"
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"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy!"
So she is basically saying as soon as house arrest is over she will be hitting the nightclubs again. Glad to see she learned her lesson.